diet coke
it has got to be freshly opened and icy cold and exceptionally fizzy. otherwise it can fuck off, and so can the chimp who poured it for me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:30, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You still ignoring me?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:31, Reply)

ha no, thanks for that!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:32, Reply)

You do realise it would have been a lot funnier to have not replied to me?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:34, Reply)

when was i ever bothered about being funny?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Good point.
Well made.

I just have high expectations of you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:37, Reply)

high expectations dirty mental images
(TheColonel, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Well yes, there is that too.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:45, Reply)

you are human, after all

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:45, Reply)

I'm ALL human.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:54, Reply)

This but I like lime too

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:31, Reply)

lime piss
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:33, Reply)

True. However not in my diet coke

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Hot Lemonade

/agcg
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:36, Reply)

I shuddered then

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:37, Reply)

I'm drinking that right now :)

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:32, Reply)

my trainee is being sent on a mission at 4pm.
how are you, lady?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:33, Reply)

I'm good thanks
still ill, but I think the cocktails cured me. What are you up to?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:37, Reply)

i am monumentally hungover after last night's black-tie do
so being good tonight - walking home, then session at gym with personal trainer. then up at about 5am to get ready for the ARMY WEDDING because i have to drive for bloody miles to get to the pre-church drinks at 10.30am!

how about you, any fireworks planned??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:45, Reply)

I take it, it was a good do then?
Yeah I'm going to Wolfson fireworks as usual. It's usually rather nice. Get some sparklers as well. Excited about the army wedding?

The cocktails were fantastic. Raouls for the win
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:46, Reply)

it was excellent
lots of barristers in dinner-jackets, always a good evening.

haha what goes into a raoul??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:54, Reply)

That does sound good
meet anyone nice?

Raoul's is a cocktail place in Oxford, it's quite near the Duke of Cambridge
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I thought it was a drink:
100ml storm drain water
25ml chicken gravy
4 tears of a clown
1 x shot of copper, another of boyfriend
To garnish: a miniature fishing rod
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:02, Reply)

That's just utterly bizarre
but I like it. I went for the optional Gazza.

How are you Monty?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:03, Reply)

i love this
i have to say, i thought it was a cunningly named cocktail
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:04, Reply)

You forgot
A hint-of-Gazza.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:04, Reply)

Needs stirring with a taser though.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:10, Reply)