What happened?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:46, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I can't remember now
I was trying to go somewhere and there was a house and you were in it with two other people and I was trying to leave and I couldn't for some reason. I'm not sure why you were there.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:49, Reply)

You can never leave -scary grin-

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:50, Reply)

I can imagine being held captive by you would be quite a frightening prospect
I'd start off all full of bluster thinking "she's only little, she's no threat" and then you'd be all cutting my achilles tendons and hobbling my ankles and then forcing me to have anal sex with you.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:55, Reply)

I have learned a lot in my short years, Mr Al.
You have Master Monty to thank for that :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:00, Reply)

It's his fault you have such an anal fetish?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:03, Reply)

He introduced me, against my will. I learned to love t.
Next it'll be the crack :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:05, Reply)

Surely if you had stuck to using your crack
you wouldn't have such a saggy bumhole?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Smack will take the pain away

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:08, Reply)

*smacks*
*smacks again*

*goes and gets spanking stool*

*puts spanking stool to good use*
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:18, Reply)

Oh lordy.
I think I might have caused irreversible "water" damage to my armchair.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:22, Reply)

Are you bubbling away like a broken hydrant down there?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:28, Reply)

It's Virginia Falls.
But not very... Virgin.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:29, Reply)