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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What are you doing this weekend?
Tonight, tomorrow and Sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:08, 189 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Wishing my life away.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Wishing Wanking
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:11, Reply)
Such is the pull of horse porn.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:12, Reply)
That sort of stuff is neigh good for you

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:19, Reply)
It keeps me in a stable mood.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:21, Reply)
the very thought puts me in a sad dull mood.

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:25, Reply)
Will it reign on your parade.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:27, Reply)
Only of you continue trying to groom me, online.

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:36, Reply)
Well somebody has to take the bit between the teeth and break you in.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:42, Reply)
I've been here fur long enough to know better

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:56, Reply)
WAI AI MAN PET LIKE PET LOVE PET FELLA MAN LIKE!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:22, Reply)
I've seen a tshirt that says "Ket. Just say neigh"
makes me laff.
(Spitz, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:34, Reply)
oh em gee currently trying to find a super nintendo
found one on craigslist but they want $125 for it and 13 games, am I wrong in thinking that is absolutely outrageous??

tonight I'm going to be reading, tomorrow will be monged out in front of the tv, game on sunday
not fucking cleaning cause I'm sick
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:11, Reply)
Beer
Hangover
Apathy
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:12, Reply)
I totally sent you an e-mail earlier
did you get it?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:13, Reply)
*looks*
Yes, yes I did. I shall get to replying.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:18, Reply)
Retro vegas night tonight, (not a computer game)
tomorrow nothing but I've been invited to a gig
Sunday christening.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:13, Reply)
Fireworks if I can be bothered to walk
don't know about the rest of it
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:15, Reply)
Takeaway chinky
vino and a film, I expect.

Tomorrow is fireworks display night and Sunday is crying, masturbation and the Lord's Prayer.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:15, Reply)
tonight
walking home from work, personal training session, resisting temptation to go to rooftop fireworks party because of 5am start tomorrow.

tomorrow ARMY WEDDING.

sunday - depends what time i get back, but supposed to be: personal trainer in morning, work all day, dinner in streatham. which will probably turn into lying on in bed/sofa/floor moaning for most of the day (hopefully carrying on the good work from sat night, hahahaha).
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:15, Reply)
So are you planning on getting under a whole battalion this weekend?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:25, Reply)
Company!
Present arms!
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:27, Reply)
*inserts massive weapon joke*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:28, Reply)
*inserts sharing with the French topical reference*

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:45, Reply)
Ready! Aim! Fire!

Not in the hair!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:28, Reply)
*Lads, we'll have to dig in for the night!*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:29, Reply)
Some sort of joke involving the term "foxhole".

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:53, Reply)
no
just snogging a soldier will keep me happy, i have modest ambitions.

i have also seen my intended victim, having insisted that the groom show me pictures of the two tables of army officers where i could have been sat on the seating plan, and he has just come back from 6 months in afghanistan. SURELY even i have to seem attractive after that type of sausage fest!!!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:30, Reply)
Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:31, Reply)
You'll have no problems I'm sure.
I just wonder what the food will be like tomorrow. Will it be properly catered, or do you expect to be given a small foil packet you have to add hot-water to?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:32, Reply)
his missus has done that side of things
she works in PR so it should be great.

but who eats at weddings anyway? it's all about the champagne!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:51, Reply)
I'm not sure how PR equates to being about cook.
But what do I know?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:10, Reply)
I'm sure you will achieve your goal

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:35, Reply)

I'm sure you will achieve your goal mission.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:36, Reply)
Nothing makes a mans raping instinct stronger
than being shot at for 6 months.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:37, Reply)
*buys a gun*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:43, Reply)
I'm an ex-soldier....

(Kip, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:25, Reply)
yeah but
you don't like boobs, we've been through this!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:31, Reply)
I like breasts!
and can make exceptions....
(Kip, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:01, Reply)
Watching fireworks from a penthouse
Not much else, I don't think.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:16, Reply)

Watching fireworks from a appearing in
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:28, Reply)
Lieing on the sofa
with an ice pack on my knee. Or playing New Vegas, with an ice pack on my knee
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:17, Reply)
What did you do to your knee?
Did it buckle under the strain of supporting your massive weight?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:19, Reply)
It buckled under the strain of supporting my massive weight while I tried to Limbo under a pole.
And it is now, to use a technical term, fucked.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:20, Reply)
Oh dear.
Hope it gets better soon. Knees are painful things to bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:21, Reply)
I thought that was the anus.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:23, Reply)
You get used to that though.
I used to have dodgy knees as an early teenager. They swelled up loads and it was well noticeable as my legs were skinny.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:24, Reply)
Did you live in a barrel?
/classicslolz
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:35, Reply)
I don't wank in the street either.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:41, Reply)
You should give it a try
I've just remembered I had a dream with you in last night.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:43, Reply)
What happened?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:46, Reply)
I can't remember now
I was trying to go somewhere and there was a house and you were in it with two other people and I was trying to leave and I couldn't for some reason. I'm not sure why you were there.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:49, Reply)
You can never leave -scary grin-

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:50, Reply)
I can imagine being held captive by you would be quite a frightening prospect
I'd start off all full of bluster thinking "she's only little, she's no threat" and then you'd be all cutting my achilles tendons and hobbling my ankles and then forcing me to have anal sex with you.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:55, Reply)
I have learned a lot in my short years, Mr Al.
You have Master Monty to thank for that :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:00, Reply)
It's his fault you have such an anal fetish?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:03, Reply)
He introduced me, against my will. I learned to love t.
Next it'll be the crack :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:05, Reply)
Surely if you had stuck to using your crack
you wouldn't have such a saggy bumhole?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:07, Reply)
Smack will take the pain away

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:08, Reply)
*smacks*
*smacks again*

*goes and gets spanking stool*

*puts spanking stool to good use*
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:18, Reply)
Oh lordy.
I think I might have caused irreversible "water" damage to my armchair.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:22, Reply)
Are you bubbling away like a broken hydrant down there?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:28, Reply)
It's Virginia Falls.
But not very... Virgin.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:29, Reply)
that's what you get for trying to be a chippendale

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:24, Reply)
You should have seen me Kristine
I was like all well up in that limbo poles face, and I didn't even put my drink down, and I was all getting underneath it and if you would have seen me you would have been all "Oh al, I'm totally getting all wet watching you move under that pole" and then I was all like "Oh no my knee" and then my wife called a taxi and we went home and I was all like "Man this really hurts" and then got home and I was all like "Actually this isn't so bad" and then I was all like taking off my shoes and my knee hurt so much I had a little cry.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:31, Reply)
+ *moving my hips like yeah*

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:36, Reply)
I definitely nodded my head like yeah at one point.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:38, Reply)
I would've liked to see when you shook your head like no

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:40, Reply)
He's more like a chesterfield.

Disappointed in the absence of RAPTUROUS APPLAUSE at this, if I'm honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:35, Reply)
Oof!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:20, Reply)
Oof!

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:23, Reply)
Wow, it's like you've got a warm knee or something

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:20, Reply)
Did you come from Alabama
with that ice pack on your knee?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:20, Reply)
pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:25, Reply)
Finished New Vegas last night
But will load up a previous save to go through and explore more.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:21, Reply)
How much better is it than the previous one?

(TheColonel, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:31, Reply)
This much
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(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:32, Reply)
I'm limited on time
what with having a relationship with an actual girl.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:32, Reply)
Is your knee swolen?
*Makes knee-grow joke*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:26, Reply)
Oh hai Monty.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:27, Reply)
I'm beginning to have second thoughts about our friendship.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:27, Reply)
You want more don't you.
Now you realise JUST HOW FUNNY I AM.

You don't do you?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:31, Reply)
When I said I like men with a sense of humour.
I didn't mean Ken Dodd.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:34, Reply)
*Hides feather duster*
Sorry Blousie.

Can we start again?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:35, Reply)
I don't know.
I've invested a lot of time and energy getting you this far. I may just turn a blind eye this time.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:37, Reply)
Owww, don't.
*Sad eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:38, Reply)
Am I making your brown eyes blue?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:44, Reply)
Yeah.
I'd rather you didn't though Crystal.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:45, Reply)
A bruised ringpiece is not attractive.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:55, Reply)
Neil Hannon, Farmers' Market and kung fu.
And chips, risotto and (undecided).

In that order.

Edited, because I put (undecided) in triangular brackets the first time, like a fool.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:20, Reply)
Neil Hannon's running a farmers market now?
I take it that the Duckworth Lewis album didn't sell as well as he'd hoped.
(Cave Duck, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:26, Reply)
Don't anger him.
He knows kung fu.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:30, Reply)
Gig tonight
Skem for the rest of the weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:23, Reply)
Getting drunk, and watching things go boom.

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:24, Reply)
Like your comedy career?
Couldn't resist.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:25, Reply)
No that would be if he was watching things dying horrifically in public

(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:33, Reply)
Good God! you're a persistant little bugger.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:25, Reply)
You are the Fresh Prince
Or DJ Jazzy Jeff.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:27, Reply)
I'm about to go and drown my sorrows at my friend's house
tonight I'm going to drink myself unconscious and tomorrow I'm off to the cinema.

Sunday I will continue the sorrow drowning. Exciting times!!
(Spitz, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:33, Reply)
*sad face hon*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:34, Reply)
Who is this person?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:36, Reply)
That is Big Girl's Blouse. ^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:37, Reply)
haha

(Spitz, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:40, Reply)
Seriously, who
are you. I'm intrigued too.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:43, Reply)
What HimJim says.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:43, Reply)
What Monty said to Jimbo.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:45, Reply)
you're serious

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:45, Reply)
Totallly
:/
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:57, Reply)
Stop it
they're being incognito for a reason
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:44, Reply)
You dozy bugger, Jimbo.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:44, Reply)
I think I'm going to
flounce out of here.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:57, Reply)
*bullies*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:00, Reply)
*eats shoots*

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:18, Reply)
*twigs*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:19, Reply)
fanks
I'll be ok! I can pursue my dream of being a lion tamer now.
(Spitz, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:36, Reply)
well, thats brilliant
just make sure you wipe away the sweat
*massive hugs and smooches*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:41, Reply)
A girl I like invited me to a fireworks display tonight.
I sincerely hope it's an innuendo.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:44, Reply)
Is she a cracker?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:47, Reply)
I hear she goes like a rocket

(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:48, Reply)
I bet her names Catherine
and I've heard she's a screamer
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:48, Reply)
More of a damp squib, I heard.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:48, Reply)
I'd banger

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:52, Reply)
I understand Barry's holding a roman candle for her

(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:53, Reply)
I heard
she's a frightened dog cowering in the kitchen.

Am I doing this right?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:07, Reply)
Do you have your emergency flares on?

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:10, Reply)
Vipros is the flares man around here.
I reckon he looks like a late 70s supply teacher.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:12, Reply)
Elbow-patch-tastic, mate.
Not 'arf.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:13, Reply)
Elbow patches are absolute class, fact.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:24, Reply)
dont return once you've set her off

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:48, Reply)
Is her name Catherine?
Yes? For wheel
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:49, Reply)
Stop copying Al.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:51, Reply)
Sorry Monts.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:52, Reply)
Thanks Monty
I don't need that tosser stealing my best material.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:53, Reply)
Sorry Al.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:54, Reply)
I had to read that joke twice,
I demand an apology.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:58, Reply)
My joke shoe-horned 'wheel' in it as well.
APOLOGY DENIED.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:02, Reply)
NO WONDER EVERYONE'S LEAVING

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:10, Reply)
You can't blame it all on me.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:11, Reply)
Yes we fucking can, Bert.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:11, Reply)
You've gone down in my estimation Monty.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:15, Reply)
You've gone down on Peter Purves
but you don't hear me complaining.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:18, Reply)
Now I've got the kick-start theme in my head.
WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:19, Reply)
That's my shit, yo.
It's how I roll.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:24, Reply)
Well stop it.
*Hums the music from kick-start*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:27, Reply)
I fucking can.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:12, Reply)
Stop copying me.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:14, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:15, Reply)
This made me lol
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjckqAU8IkM
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:23, Reply)
I really, really dislike Gregg Wallace of Masterchef.
A lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:25, Reply)
christ
please please don't talk about food, TMI coming right up, but i just threw up my lunch and then about 20 mins later my diet coke. and now am a bit cold and shivery... i can't cancel the PT as i stood her up last week, and i can't not go to the army wedding tomorrow, DO SOMETHING please!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:33, Reply)
You've got the JeffAIDS
I suggest rest, drugs and no alcohol.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:34, Reply)
i can't!!!
i have to walk home tonight and then the gym and then the wedding. these things are Not Optional.

what drugs will get me through without yakking on my PT and/or an army officer, please dr jeff?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:36, Reply)
This is what happens when you don't eat meat.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:37, Reply)
oh no
i'm as healthy as a horse normally!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:38, Reply)
I'd sack of the PT - if you're ill the worse thing you can do is exercise.
Also, get a cab home - don't go out in this weather.

Then, get your duvet and take it to the sofa. From there, eat and drink bland stuff.

Take paracetamol and nurofen.

And get as much sleep as you can. If you've got a 5am start, then get sure you get yourself to bed by half-nine this evening.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:38, Reply)
i don't have a headache or anything, so it's prob just a quick bug
just stomach cramps and vomiting. i HATE being ill, i really hate it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:39, Reply)
Well take the pills anyway.
They won't do you any harm.

Is it all food you can't keep down or just some?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:40, Reply)
everything.
i am feeling worse by the second, have now taken your advice and texted personal trainer.

FFS.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:44, Reply)
Go home immediately.
In a cab.

Get some digestives (bland and sugary) and REST. You need to get this sorted out if you want to go to this wedding tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:46, Reply)
What will actually happen is this:
She will work until midnight tonight and either a) go to the wedding, have a thoroughly miserable time and try to work through Sunday, complaining to the internet about it the entire time or b) miss out on the wedding and try to work through Sunday, complaining to the internet the entire time.

I shall hold off claiming my five pounds until Sunday, but you'd best put it to one side for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:58, Reply)
Oh dear
There may be no army surplus for you!!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:59, Reply)
I really hope you haven't got what I (and 3/4 of my staff) had.
If so, bed for you - no partying, total rest for at least 2-3 days.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:37, Reply)
oh no oh no
so do i.

on the bright side, 3 days of vomiting = instant weight loss.

on the down side....... it hurts!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:39, Reply)

partying anal
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:40, Reply)
no anal anyway
off limits!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:44, Reply)
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks this.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:47, Reply)
Come now, who do you think you're fooling here?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:09, Reply)
I'm sre there are people who don't realise the joke.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:13, Reply)
Joke?
I'm not with you, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:14, Reply)
I'm confused
does she do anal or not? Actually, it makes no difference to me except to snigger and say "bums!"
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:20, Reply)
No, no I don't.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:24, Reply)
OK, is that a joke?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:29, Reply)
Yep, she's a right cocoa-shunter - I should know.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:30, Reply)
OH GOD.
Basically. I said about 6 months ago I had three things I'd never do; Smack, crack, and anal. About 2 months ago Amberl says something about me being an anal pornstar, as a joke, or something. Al has picked it up and run like a motherfucker. And now Noel makes me badges proclaiming this fact and Monty buggers me every other Sunday.

EDIT: Sorry Al. Though you have been a great supporter of this meme, it was Vipros and Labs that started it.
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post863805
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:31, Reply)
I have a massive pile of sketchbooks to mark :(
I guess that will take all weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:50, Reply)
Don't do that.
The kids who've been doodling in their sketchbooks don't want you scribbling all over their work with your special 'mark'.

(I've missed the point again, haven't I?)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:52, Reply)
I'm gonna wipe some of them on my arse
it'll still be more effort than some of them put in
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:55, Reply)
Well scan the most shit ones and post them here.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:03, Reply)
it's not even that interesting
but I will try and find some prime quotes, they don't have to write much, but you know art students
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:06, Reply)
Once when I was at school
I found a ginger pube in my English text book. We had a ginger English teacher. I conclude that he found my prose so stimulating, he literally fucked my book.
(Gertcha_cowson NAH MATE, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:07, Reply)
*biggest sympathy sadface ever*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:08, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:12, Reply)
Oh god, I've just spent £30 on meat.
Mixed Game, Venison, Guinni Fowl, Springbuck, Pork Fillet..... oh god oh god oh god.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:13, Reply)
you can pay for game with monopoly money

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:14, Reply)
Good choices there.
I'll be round about 8ish - is that OK?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:14, Reply)
also
imagine some strike through implying you bought man meat
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:18, Reply)

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