You've got the JeffAIDS
I suggest rest, drugs and no alcohol.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:34, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

i can't!!!
i have to walk home tonight and then the gym and then the wedding. these things are Not Optional.

what drugs will get me through without yakking on my PT and/or an army officer, please dr jeff?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:36, Reply)

This is what happens when you don't eat meat.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:37, Reply)

oh no
i'm as healthy as a horse normally!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:38, Reply)

I'd sack of the PT - if you're ill the worse thing you can do is exercise.
Also, get a cab home - don't go out in this weather.

Then, get your duvet and take it to the sofa. From there, eat and drink bland stuff.

Take paracetamol and nurofen.

And get as much sleep as you can. If you've got a 5am start, then get sure you get yourself to bed by half-nine this evening.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:38, Reply)

i don't have a headache or anything, so it's prob just a quick bug
just stomach cramps and vomiting. i HATE being ill, i really hate it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Well take the pills anyway.
They won't do you any harm.

Is it all food you can't keep down or just some?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:40, Reply)

everything.
i am feeling worse by the second, have now taken your advice and texted personal trainer.

FFS.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Go home immediately.
In a cab.

Get some digestives (bland and sugary) and REST. You need to get this sorted out if you want to go to this wedding tomorrow.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:46, Reply)

What will actually happen is this:
She will work until midnight tonight and either a) go to the wedding, have a thoroughly miserable time and try to work through Sunday, complaining to the internet about it the entire time or b) miss out on the wedding and try to work through Sunday, complaining to the internet the entire time.

I shall hold off claiming my five pounds until Sunday, but you'd best put it to one side for me.
( Kroney, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:58, Reply)

Oh dear
There may be no army surplus for you!!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:59, Reply)