Nope.
I'm still not well enough to go out drinking.

And there is shite on the telly too, so god knows what I'll do this weekend.

Keep taking the drugs!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:30, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I think you've given it to me
you utter bastard.
( Kroney, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:32, Reply)

a computer virus?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:33, Reply)

He was ill
and now I'm feeling ill. That's all the evidence I need.
( Kroney, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:34, Reply)

Ha! You've got JeffAIDS.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:34, Reply)

haven't been
I only took a dose of daytime cold and sinus yesterday but that's it
I'm thinking some captain may be in order tonight though...
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:34, Reply)

captain?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:35, Reply)

Rum, is it not?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:35, Reply)

a strapping young starship captain
to really cheer her up
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:36, Reply)

hey hey, wanna know why me roger is so jolly?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:36, Reply)

why your roger so jolly?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:38, Reply)

I meant to say wanna SEE
totally ruined that crap joke :(
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:39, Reply)

try again, I'll totally pretend I've not heard it

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:42, Reply)

no, I was right the first time

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:46, Reply)

the point of the joke was that you're giving me a HARD ON

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:54, Reply)

NO WAI?
that's totally a rude joke
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:05, Reply)

you love it, really

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:15, Reply)

Captain Morgan, I say I say

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:36, Reply)

Captain Morgan spiced rum
About a quid a shot in a Witherspoons pub.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:40, Reply)

And worth
nearly every penny.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:41, Reply)

How much do you think is a fair price?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:43, Reply)

BULLYING!!!!

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:43, Reply)

i love spiced rum
yum yum
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:42, Reply)

Pah:
www.thewhiskyexchange.com/P-4550.aspx
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:43, Reply)

I had Oban last night
it was nice
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:52, Reply)

I feel like you're trying to say it's crap

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:43, Reply)

I'm saying it's cheap.
It's not as nice as mount gay rum, but for a quid, you can't go far wrong can you?

EDIT: You always think the worse of me, when I suggested you should add Bath to places you should visit should you ever venture over here you suggested I was being mean. Why??
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:43, Reply)

I imagine
she thought you meant she visit A bath, not Bath.
( Kroney, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:46, Reply)

Why? Kristine isn't French.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:47, Reply)

Who's to say?
all that American lot are terrible mongrels. A "cultural melting pot", they call it.
( Kroney, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:49, Reply)

I think K has good personal hygiene
Earlier this thread, she said how she hocked-up a massiver greener in the shower.*

*Well, not is so many words, but she did say she had a cough in the shower.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:51, Reply)

ew yeah, it was disgusting, I almost puked

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:55, Reply)

Did it stick to the plug-hole and require some extra pressure to get it to wash away?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:56, Reply)

bleeuuuurrrrgh

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:59, Reply)

hahahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:03, Reply)

d'ya what just popped in my fucking head??
AGADOO
*facepalms*
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:05, Reply)

Push pineapples shake the tree!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:07, Reply)

IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:07, Reply)

Have another Black Lace CLASSIC
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqJVR6zz3lk
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:09, Reply)

I can't! There's a mexican man in my office looking at me like I'm weird anyway.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:15, Reply)

hahaha
You love it!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:21, Reply)

this isn't fucking music, Jeff
it's bollocks
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:26, Reply)

I know it's bollocks.
But it'll get stuck in your head!

Agadoo-doo-doo push pineapples shake the tree!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:33, Reply)

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
ARGH
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:37, Reply)

Are you being raped?
I hope not.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:44, Reply)

I am.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:44, Reply)

!
Terrible ♥^♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:58, Reply)