For a few years the BFF and I have gotten together to watch Love Actually and drink copious amounts of champagne.
Up until last year when her horror ex moved in with her, that is.
Anyway, so she wants to continue the tradition, he's still living there, all though he isn't such a horror now.
I just don't want to. It involves crashing on their couch, while he and his daughter are there, and I just don't feel comfortable, but I feel obligated.

What have you felt obligated to do but just don't want to?
Alt q: I fucking hate/love Christmas.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:15, 136 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Just stop bullying everyone, Kris-kris.
Stop. It.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:16, Reply)

I'm not, you massive twat waffle!

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:17, Reply)

Now you're doing it to me!
You just can't help it, can you? I honestly wonder whether you even know you're doing it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:21, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGLR25EJtfE
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:23, Reply)

*applause*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:24, Reply)

Going with the gf
to her work drinks at one of her colleague's houses. I don't even particularly want to go to work drinks with my own colleagues, or for drinks with my extended family, come to that.
( Kroney, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:18, Reply)

office works do's are usually rubbish
you have to spend all day with your cow orkers, why spend more time with them? On the other hand I work with cool people and am actually looking forward to a party with them in a couple of weeks time
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:21, Reply)

it's fun to watch people that are normally so uptight to let loose
if they get drunk enough one of them might take their top off!
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:24, Reply)

Speaking to other people.
And Love Actually is brillliant.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:23, Reply)

How is it brilliant, Barrington?
I am prepare to wager 80 guineas that it is unmitigated, sentimental twaddle.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:25, Reply)

this
I can't imagine it being brilliant actually. Maybe OK, or distracting, but not brilliant
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:28, Reply)

Come now.
The options are surely:

a) shit
b) fucking shit
c) cataclysmically shit
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:29, Reply)

I haven't seen a film for months
I think the moving lights would be interesting enough to me at this point
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:30, Reply)

I got 'Ladies & Gentlemen' yesterday.
Rolling Stones live 1972.

7/10 - nowhere near as good as Gimme Shelter.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:32, Reply)

The Rolling Stones
Nowhere near as good as they think they are, but still better than the Beatles.
( Kroney, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:33, Reply)

'67-'70 they were brilliant. After that they were OK.
Then they were shite.

EDIT my senile grandmother's tortured farts are better than The Beatles.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:34, Reply)

The Beatles.
'The Take That of the 1960s'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:36, Reply)

That's a fair assessment.
Herman's Hermits: 'the East 17 of the 60s'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:39, Reply)

You'd be right

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:28, Reply)

I feared so.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:28, Reply)

It is brilliant for the reasons you list.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:33, Reply)

I have to fast forward through the bits with Laura Linney
makes me cry everytime :'(((
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:27, Reply)

my tutor told me I looked like her
she also told me I looked ginger
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:33, Reply)

The bloke who likes Keira Knightley is basically me. I have experienced that about eight million times.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:35, Reply)

*tears*
that's just fucking horrible :(((((
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:37, Reply)

You're a total gaylord?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:38, Reply)

I was going to go with
"a touch of the Quasimodo"
( Kroney, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:40, Reply)

Total may be overstating it.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:42, Reply)

Who is she?
I've see the film, but who does she play?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:37, Reply)

the girl that works in the office and the boss is all "tell him you like him" and they dance at the christmas party

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:38, Reply)

The one with the special needs brother?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:41, Reply)

yessssss

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:42, Reply)

I'd forward that bit as well if it was me.
She has a weird face.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:45, Reply)

I feel obligated
to talk to people when they talk to me
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:23, Reply)

just smile and nod

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:27, Reply)

How is your cold K?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:25, Reply)

bleurgh...definitely more snotty today, had a massive cough and gag fit in the shower this morning
which is probably the best place for that I reckon

how are you feeling? going out tonight?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:28, Reply)

is there anyone not ill on here
other than me?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:29, Reply)

it's the plague! run for your life!
brrrraaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnsssssssssssssssss
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:30, Reply)

zombie apocollypse?! yay!
Been ready for this for some time.

*unearths weapon arsenal*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:31, Reply)

*cries*
I HATE it when B3ta goes all 'zombies'. 'Zombies' are no better than 'kittums' or 'nommy sammiches'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:33, Reply)

what about putrid orcs?
I can handle those. Or plague demons? They aren't so bad, you just have to watch out for when they explode.

Even I'm getting a little tired of zombies, they are getting a bit mainstream now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:35, Reply)

heeeeeeeey mister grumpy gills
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmyUkm2qlhA&feature=related
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:35, Reply)

^ BULLYING ^

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:37, Reply)

^ This.
Zombies are the Barrymore of baddies.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:35, Reply)

Hang on a minute -
I'm fucking terrified of Barrymore.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:36, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:38, Reply)

Nope.
I'm still not well enough to go out drinking.

And there is shite on the telly too, so god knows what I'll do this weekend.

Keep taking the drugs!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:30, Reply)

I think you've given it to me
you utter bastard.
( Kroney, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:32, Reply)

a computer virus?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:33, Reply)

He was ill
and now I'm feeling ill. That's all the evidence I need.
( Kroney, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:34, Reply)

Ha! You've got JeffAIDS.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:34, Reply)

haven't been
I only took a dose of daytime cold and sinus yesterday but that's it
I'm thinking some captain may be in order tonight though...
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:34, Reply)

captain?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:35, Reply)

Rum, is it not?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:35, Reply)

a strapping young starship captain
to really cheer her up
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:36, Reply)

hey hey, wanna know why me roger is so jolly?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:36, Reply)

why your roger so jolly?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:38, Reply)

I meant to say wanna SEE
totally ruined that crap joke :(
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:39, Reply)

try again, I'll totally pretend I've not heard it

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:42, Reply)

no, I was right the first time

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:46, Reply)

the point of the joke was that you're giving me a HARD ON

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:54, Reply)

NO WAI?
that's totally a rude joke
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:05, Reply)

you love it, really

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:15, Reply)

Captain Morgan, I say I say

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:36, Reply)

Captain Morgan spiced rum
About a quid a shot in a Witherspoons pub.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:40, Reply)

And worth
nearly every penny.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:41, Reply)

How much do you think is a fair price?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:43, Reply)

BULLYING!!!!

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:43, Reply)

i love spiced rum
yum yum
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:42, Reply)

Pah:
www.thewhiskyexchange.com/P-4550.aspx
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:43, Reply)

I had Oban last night
it was nice
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:52, Reply)

I feel like you're trying to say it's crap

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:43, Reply)

I'm saying it's cheap.
It's not as nice as mount gay rum, but for a quid, you can't go far wrong can you?

EDIT: You always think the worse of me, when I suggested you should add Bath to places you should visit should you ever venture over here you suggested I was being mean. Why??
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:43, Reply)

I imagine
she thought you meant she visit A bath, not Bath.
( Kroney, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:46, Reply)

Why? Kristine isn't French.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:47, Reply)

Who's to say?
all that American lot are terrible mongrels. A "cultural melting pot", they call it.
( Kroney, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:49, Reply)

I think K has good personal hygiene
Earlier this thread, she said how she hocked-up a massiver greener in the shower.*

*Well, not is so many words, but she did say she had a cough in the shower.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:51, Reply)

ew yeah, it was disgusting, I almost puked

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:55, Reply)

Did it stick to the plug-hole and require some extra pressure to get it to wash away?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:56, Reply)

bleeuuuurrrrgh

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:59, Reply)

hahahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:03, Reply)

d'ya what just popped in my fucking head??
AGADOO
*facepalms*
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:05, Reply)

Push pineapples shake the tree!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:07, Reply)

IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:07, Reply)

Have another Black Lace CLASSIC
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqJVR6zz3lk
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:09, Reply)

I can't! There's a mexican man in my office looking at me like I'm weird anyway.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:15, Reply)

hahaha
You love it!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:21, Reply)

this isn't fucking music, Jeff
it's bollocks
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:26, Reply)

I know it's bollocks.
But it'll get stuck in your head!

Agadoo-doo-doo push pineapples shake the tree!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:33, Reply)

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
ARGH
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:37, Reply)

Are you being raped?
I hope not.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:44, Reply)

I am.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:44, Reply)

!
Terrible ♥^♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:58, Reply)

5 times a week I am obliged to
sit in an office buying records online and fucking about on here work my fingers to the bone when I'd rather have fun with my kid, or smoke marijuana and play guitar/records.

IT'S A FUCKING TRAVESTY.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:27, Reply)

Be nice and polite to most people.
Inside I'm filled with anger.

Alt: I'm ambivalent about Christmas.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:37, Reply)

use sarcasm
it eases the pain of being nice to mean people or idiots
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:44, Reply)

I can't do sarcasm. People assume I'm being serious.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:49, Reply)

Oh boo-hoo-hoo.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:51, Reply)

haha

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:53, Reply)

Was that said in a Nelson Muntz kinda way?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:54, Reply)

:(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:00, Reply)

how many fireworks displays can you see from your house?
I can see, like 5. And there keeps being more. My house is so cool
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:00, Reply)

we have no fireworks here :(((
only on independence day
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:01, Reply)

aww
you want more dramatic historical terrorists to celebrate
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:04, Reply)

wait...9

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:01, Reply)

MELCHETT IS EDMUND
Someone sent me a tip-off so I can't take credit but ffs, read his stories...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:31, Reply)

Special agent Roota

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:34, Reply)

Really it was a colleague on the force who told me about it

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:35, Reply)

He does seem a tiny bit unbalanced

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:34, Reply)

I don't think I've seen anything he has posted.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:36, Reply)

He's on the other thread now, so you can clicky and see his Edmund-like ramblings on his profile.
And his LIES to Swipey
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:37, Reply)

I'm still none the wiser
Linky please?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:39, Reply)

that

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:39, Reply)

b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=87394
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:40, Reply)

Good work Agent Amberl

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:42, Reply)

*salute*
thanks sir
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:43, Reply)

oh, I guess I'm just not used to recognising him, I never read any of his old posts
but I don't really see anything that screams Creepy McCreeper
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:43, Reply)

It's the overly dramatic treatment
he didn't just go out with a tosser he BOUGHT HER A HOUSE. He isn't just in the city... he was an ARMY OFFICER. And the faux-posh touches
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:45, Reply)

You're spot on.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:48, Reply)

he's also starting up the doctor game
by commenting on medical issues
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:39, Reply)

What was his medical advice to Swipe?
Did he suggest that in order to sort out this bout of sickness, he needed to operate on her hand?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:48, Reply)

no
it was one of his replies where he commented on how awful it was that a cardiologist like Gerry McCann should've done such a thing. It was the focusing in on the medical title rather than the he was a father bit
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:50, Reply)

'Melchett' or Edmund has now deleted his post on the last thread because I said FUCK OFF EDMUND.
Cock.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:39, Reply)

Don't forget he's an army officer
*and* a banker
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:40, Reply)

Owww Roota.
Can you draw a bit of an audience before you call people Edmund?

We'd all love to see the humiliation, but you've run away on your own without giving us the chance to marvel at your EDMUND EXPOSÉ.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:43, Reply)

Someone told me last night by gaz but I couldn't find anything
I'll namecheck if they get back giving me permission.
I thought we'd have a right laugh with his useless denials etc, but nope, he's just sloped off.
I'll bet he's gazzed Swipey a load of shit already, the tit.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:47, Reply)

That might explain Swipes experiment earlier
She wanted to put me on ignore, and then get me to gaz her to see if she still received the gaz or not.

She put my on ignore, I sent her the requested gaz and it still came through.

She the took me off ignore.... For now.

EDIT: Oooh, just thought. Swipe is going to a Army wedding this weekend. WE FEAR FOR YOUR SAFETY SWIPE!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:49, Reply)

I think the people there will be in the real army
and not Edmund's Lonely Heart's Club Band.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:53, Reply)

You make a good point.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:54, Reply)