Oh fucking hell, what's the solution?
VIGILANCE!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:04, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

he needs to have an epic meltdown

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:05, Reply)

He is too much of a pro to have a melt down.
I'm sure that he suffers no stress doing this because he absolutley believes that what he is doing is normal.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:07, Reply)

that's when the meltdown comes
is when he realises he's a FUCKING CREEPY MCCREEPER
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:10, Reply)

I simply can't see when that will be.
But I do want to be around if it does.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:12, Reply)

Why come here where he keeps being discovered?
Is it a game or is he too mental to realise he'll havemore luck conning women into marrying him if he chats them up smewhere other than B3ta?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:13, Reply)

I think he's just winding you lot up
like Bou
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:13, Reply)

Nah he was proper gazzing me advice about my aunty's fertility problems in January.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:15, Reply)

oh ew

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:15, Reply)

His whole life is a charade.
Being discovered just means you go back 2 spaces.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:16, Reply)

Hahah spot on

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:16, Reply)

You'd have thought the porridge he did would have been ample time for him to have a breakdown.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:07, Reply)

thanks enzymes

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:21, Reply)

I'm sorry.
I don't follow. :(
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:22, Reply)

It was a poor joke
about breaking down porridge with the use of enzymes
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:23, Reply)

Not only was the joke poor.
It was too high-brow for me as well.

I feel HUMILIATED.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:24, Reply)

Terrible bullying

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:25, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post956119
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:33, Reply)

BULLYING IS THE SOLUTION
Kristine can give out some helpful pointers, as from what I can see she's todays top b3ta bully
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:12, Reply)

so which regular are you, then?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:13, Reply)

God, not this again :(

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:16, Reply)

haha sorry, never seen anyone ask you
but I keep forgetting many people lurk and don't post, and you seem so in the know
except that part about me being a bully
I'm nowhere near clever enough to be one
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:19, Reply)

It's fairly simple, find out some real life info, that or just make it up it doesn't really matter, follow your victim around the board mentioning it as often as possible, in a bid to shatter their already low self esteem. For added emphasis add plenty of swares IN CAPITALS, you know like "YOU FUCKING STINK AND I WISH YOU WERE DEAD"
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:29, Reply)

like this?
Rory Lyon is definitely not a toilet sniffer. I can't believe anyone would ever say Rory Lyon is a toilet sniffer. Why would someone say that Rory Lyon is a toilet sniffer? I definitely don't believe Rory Lion is a toilet sniffer.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:32, Reply)

RORY IS A TOILET SNIFFER?! WHAT!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:32, Reply)

HOW COULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING!
RORY LYON IS_NOT_A_FUCKING_TOILET SNIFFER
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:33, Reply)

Yeah something like that, how's about
the closest that wanker rorys gonna get to any action IS BY SNIFFING HIS MUMS TOILET SEAT
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:35, Reply)

told you, not clever enough
I just can't bring myself to write shit about people I don't actually know
/terrible at bullying
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:37, Reply)

then it's true
you are a terrible bully
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:40, Reply)

yes
:)
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:43, Reply)

I've had an idea. We have a popular button.
What we need is a bullying button. We could vote for bullies.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:14, Reply)

A fabulous idea
You need to gaz cr3
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:17, Reply)

I think I will.
Edit.

He told me to fuck off.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:20, Reply)

HA

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:32, Reply)

= (
I'm proud of you nevertheless
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:36, Reply)