Fuck off Melchett, we know you're Edmund, Medical Male, Eds Meds, JohnTheDane and Craig Colclough.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:45, 93 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Say it as you see it, Roots.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:47, Reply)

They say that hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
woman Roota
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:48, Reply)

I hate liars.
It's not on.
I'm sure he was about to start trying to charm rachelswipe.
It's fine being a puppet or a troll or whatever these things are called, but not when you pretend you're an actual person and you gaz people and try to meet up with them and deceive them.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:51, Reply)

He was a twat, that's for sure.
And, I think potentially dangerous too.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:55, Reply)

That girl he married had a terrible time
And there are tons of potential new brides out there right now, maybe just joining a forum, never heard of Craig Colclough, getting charmed by an emotionally vulnerable trustworthy ex-soldier.
Cunt.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:01, Reply)

Is he the one that fucked his sister?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:49, Reply)

nah
just smashed up a hand and committed bigamy
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:51, Reply)

That's right AB
But she resisted and he broke her hand before running off and getting married to Crystal.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:51, Reply)

Goddamn it
you may be a maverick, but you're a damn good detective

/every tv show ever
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:52, Reply)

Tell ya Amberl
The day the tell Roota to turn in her badge and gun, the Internet won't be as safe.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:53, Reply)

She is the internet Eqauliser.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:56, Reply)

Like E-War Woo-War?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:02, Reply)

A classic joke.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:03, Reply)

Ed triple wood if you don't mind.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:03, Reply)

HAHAHAHA, I've gotten TGB _into_ hollyoaks ! YES !
Seriously, watch E4's showing on now (or on +1 in an hour's time) for monday's episode, next week is going to be amazing, loads of deaths and fires and oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:01, Reply)

That poor girl...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:02, Reply)

Hollyoaks.
You bastard.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:03, Reply)

I used to watch that on a Sunday when I had a hangover
Not very often you understand.

Everytime I watched it, either the pub or the nightclub burnt down.

What is the storyline doing at the moment?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:04, Reply)

Yeh', looks liek that is about to happen again but with Tony's gaff.
It's always a good Hollyoaks Week when that happens.

Too many stories to explain, just watch it and ask any questiosn you want =P
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:05, Reply)

Do they have a special effects bloke
Who has only done the 'fire' course?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:08, Reply)

I thought it was a joke, I didn't realise you actually watched it
is she holding your hand and are you both eating chinese while you watch it??
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:06, Reply)

It's all jokes based on truth =)
I walked to the tube with a girl today who's smoking hawt and OH GEE OH GOSH OH MY
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:27, Reply)

oh oh oh who is it?
is it the new love of your life?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:34, Reply)

Someone at work, they all seem to really like me =D
I've heard a few people say I'm cute, but I'm not sure if it's "awww, I want to take him home and feed him buiscits" or "Awww, I want to take him home and rip his clothes off", and to be honest, I'm not 100% sure what I prefer.

There are no ugly people at work, 50 people, and they pretty much all carry themselves at worst 'ok' and at best 'stunning'.... and I'm including myself in that ,)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:39, Reply)

I ain't got my eye on anyone, just see how it goes really.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:40, Reply)

awwwwww gonzy wonzy woo woo
I wish you the best!
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:43, Reply)

It's brilliant about your job too

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:58, Reply)

Craigs sock accounts are easily startled but they'll soon be back, and in greater numbers

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:03, Reply)

Oh fucking hell, what's the solution?
VIGILANCE!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:04, Reply)

he needs to have an epic meltdown

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:05, Reply)

He is too much of a pro to have a melt down.
I'm sure that he suffers no stress doing this because he absolutley believes that what he is doing is normal.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:07, Reply)

that's when the meltdown comes
is when he realises he's a FUCKING CREEPY MCCREEPER
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:10, Reply)

I simply can't see when that will be.
But I do want to be around if it does.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:12, Reply)

Why come here where he keeps being discovered?
Is it a game or is he too mental to realise he'll havemore luck conning women into marrying him if he chats them up smewhere other than B3ta?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:13, Reply)

I think he's just winding you lot up
like Bou
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:13, Reply)

Nah he was proper gazzing me advice about my aunty's fertility problems in January.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:15, Reply)

oh ew

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:15, Reply)

His whole life is a charade.
Being discovered just means you go back 2 spaces.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:16, Reply)

Hahah spot on

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:16, Reply)

You'd have thought the porridge he did would have been ample time for him to have a breakdown.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:07, Reply)

thanks enzymes

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:21, Reply)

I'm sorry.
I don't follow. :(
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:22, Reply)

It was a poor joke
about breaking down porridge with the use of enzymes
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:23, Reply)

Not only was the joke poor.
It was too high-brow for me as well.

I feel HUMILIATED.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:24, Reply)

Terrible bullying

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:25, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post956119
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:33, Reply)

BULLYING IS THE SOLUTION
Kristine can give out some helpful pointers, as from what I can see she's todays top b3ta bully
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:12, Reply)

so which regular are you, then?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:13, Reply)

God, not this again :(

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:16, Reply)

haha sorry, never seen anyone ask you
but I keep forgetting many people lurk and don't post, and you seem so in the know
except that part about me being a bully
I'm nowhere near clever enough to be one
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:19, Reply)

It's fairly simple, find out some real life info, that or just make it up it doesn't really matter, follow your victim around the board mentioning it as often as possible, in a bid to shatter their already low self esteem. For added emphasis add plenty of swares IN CAPITALS, you know like "YOU FUCKING STINK AND I WISH YOU WERE DEAD"
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:29, Reply)

like this?
Rory Lyon is definitely not a toilet sniffer. I can't believe anyone would ever say Rory Lyon is a toilet sniffer. Why would someone say that Rory Lyon is a toilet sniffer? I definitely don't believe Rory Lion is a toilet sniffer.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:32, Reply)

RORY IS A TOILET SNIFFER?! WHAT!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:32, Reply)

HOW COULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING!
RORY LYON IS_NOT_A_FUCKING_TOILET SNIFFER
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:33, Reply)

Yeah something like that, how's about
the closest that wanker rorys gonna get to any action IS BY SNIFFING HIS MUMS TOILET SEAT
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:35, Reply)

told you, not clever enough
I just can't bring myself to write shit about people I don't actually know
/terrible at bullying
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:37, Reply)

then it's true
you are a terrible bully
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:40, Reply)

yes
:)
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:43, Reply)

I've had an idea. We have a popular button.
What we need is a bullying button. We could vote for bullies.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:14, Reply)

A fabulous idea
You need to gaz cr3
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:17, Reply)

I think I will.
Edit.

He told me to fuck off.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:20, Reply)

HA

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:32, Reply)

= (
I'm proud of you nevertheless
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:36, Reply)

I think it's time I admitted that I am infact not a real person, but an optical illusion.
A charming and handsome optical illusion, mind.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:50, Reply)

do you move if we look at you from a certain angle?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:52, Reply)

No, I just lose more clothes.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:53, Reply)

yay holographic nudity
best of all the nudities
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:54, Reply)

I have felt you

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:55, Reply)

You felt a man.
I'm waiting for Jodie to text me back, I think you were right, she is an arse.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:08, Reply)

I'm always right
Except when it comes to dieting.
That's your field.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:11, Reply)

I think I'm doing that wrong now as well.
I thought I could discard fruit and veg with regards to the calorie intake. Turns out that's well off. I sort of knew that but pretended to myself it was fine. No more eating eight apples a day.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:15, Reply)

That made no sense
Sack that Jodie one
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:17, Reply)

As in I didn't think fruit and veg counted as calories so was munching on endless apples. I knew they counted deep down but didn't really want to admit it. As of now I'm cutting down
She rang me earlier inviting me out to see fireworks and then go back to our mates place for a party. Text her an hour ago asking what the plan of action is, no reply. Arses.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:24, Reply)

messy slag

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:29, Reply)

Every time I leave the internet, something exciting happens : (
I'm never leaving the internet ever again.
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:57, Reply)

One day I'll leave
When I can hand it over to someone else.
I am going to do that Facebook-leaving thing though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 19:59, Reply)

facebook is handy
if people find you on there they stop trying to find you elsewhere
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:00, Reply)

Not necessarily

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:00, Reply)