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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You are right
I have no marriage planned for a long time if ever.

And I've been happy on my own for ages and it has attracted no-one. Aunty Roota is plastic surgery the way forward?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:43, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
No
Brain surgery. If you're wondering why being happy on your own hasn't attracted anyone then you're still doing it wrong. Even joking about plastic surgery means you don't dig yoself enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:44, Reply)
I'm booking myself in for a lobotomy as I type
if that doesn't bring the fuckers flocking I don't know what will
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:48, Reply)
Atta girl!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:48, Reply)
jwioeriowhrfjk?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:49, Reply)
FFS DON'T TURN OUT LIKE ME.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:47, Reply)
why not?
You're a perfectly reasonable human being
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:48, Reply)
But she don't dig herself enough and she admits it
So she's working on it loads and it's working.
LEARN FROM AUNTS ROOTA AND BGB.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:49, Reply)
ddddjdj:(hahalolomg
edit: looks like the lobotomy is kicking in
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:51, Reply)
And I can add advice on the 'why you shouldn't settle down too soon debate as well!'
Don't do it Amberl.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:51, Reply)
I'm really not looking for marriage!
Or any form of longterm committment. I'm pondering why the hell I can't find a casual boyfriend
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:53, Reply)
Because you are too awesome and everyone is afraid of Amberl rejection.
That's my guess.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 21:02, Reply)
well I'm not making the first move again
for a long long time
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 21:04, Reply)
*nods sagely*
Just knowing that Monty would sleep with me without payment has boosted my self-confidance hugely : )
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:52, Reply)
Apart from being thoroughly bitter and twisted women, yes I am.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:50, Reply)

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