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Evening Thread
The fireworks are lighting up the sky, the heating is on and I'm thinking about dinner.

What are you doing this evening?

Alt Q: Why are you a bit down at the moment, and can OT pick you up a bit?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:15, 197 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I shall be doing a bit of work
perhaps have a sandwich, b3ta. Not going out because it is raining and horrible

Alt Q: Unless OT can provide me with a good date, I doubt it
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:17, Reply)
What sandwich are you having?
And why aren't you cooking something nice?

What are you looking for in a man?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:18, Reply)
Not sure
The kitchen is locked tonight thanks to someone not recycling properly

I look only for the normal things. I'm not demanding. Just want someone funny, intelligent enough to have a conversation and not hideous. Single and sane appreciated as well
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:23, Reply)
DON'T FORGET THE BIG WILLY!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:25, Reply)
I'm keeping the list simple
It was just depressing. The last three times I've been out with friends, every person in the room was coupled up. In most cases the relationship was over a year old
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:30, Reply)
How old are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:31, Reply)
22 now

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:32, Reply)
Good lord woman, you have plenty of time

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:34, Reply)
^this
I was still playing with my Sindy doll at that age. Boys were just a nuisance.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:35, Reply)
if he comes back to my room
he'll have to navigate the my little pony set.

22 isn't that young! I know several people getting married next year, and most people I know are in a relationship. I really just don't know what I'm doing wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:37, Reply)
YOU DO NOT WANT TO GET MARRIED AT 22
Trust aunty Roota.
What you're doing wrong is wondering what you're doing wrong. I pined for a while like you're doing now. It's a waste of time and it's not attractive either.
Enjoy being on your own. It's a cliche but it makes everything fall into place.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:41, Reply)
You are right
I have no marriage planned for a long time if ever.

And I've been happy on my own for ages and it has attracted no-one. Aunty Roota is plastic surgery the way forward?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:43, Reply)
No
Brain surgery. If you're wondering why being happy on your own hasn't attracted anyone then you're still doing it wrong. Even joking about plastic surgery means you don't dig yoself enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:44, Reply)
I'm booking myself in for a lobotomy as I type
if that doesn't bring the fuckers flocking I don't know what will
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:48, Reply)
Atta girl!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:48, Reply)
jwioeriowhrfjk?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:49, Reply)
FFS DON'T TURN OUT LIKE ME.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:47, Reply)
why not?
You're a perfectly reasonable human being
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:48, Reply)
But she don't dig herself enough and she admits it
So she's working on it loads and it's working.
LEARN FROM AUNTS ROOTA AND BGB.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:49, Reply)
ddddjdj:(hahalolomg
edit: looks like the lobotomy is kicking in
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:51, Reply)
And I can add advice on the 'why you shouldn't settle down too soon debate as well!'
Don't do it Amberl.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:51, Reply)
I'm really not looking for marriage!
Or any form of longterm committment. I'm pondering why the hell I can't find a casual boyfriend
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:53, Reply)
Because you are too awesome and everyone is afraid of Amberl rejection.
That's my guess.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 21:02, Reply)
well I'm not making the first move again
for a long long time
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 21:04, Reply)
*nods sagely*
Just knowing that Monty would sleep with me without payment has boosted my self-confidance hugely : )
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:52, Reply)
Apart from being thoroughly bitter and twisted women, yes I am.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:50, Reply)
Plus, it's better to take your time and play it by ear.
An obvious air of overenthusiastic near-desperation is not attractive in anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 21:01, Reply)
I was being silly hon.
I'm going to try and get out of my comfort zone and be more open minded about men. It's scary though.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:41, Reply)
I have to confess
the my little pony bit was lies
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:43, Reply)
Blousie
We've been debating embracing opportunity!

Do it!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:52, Reply)
*embraces*
There was no debate. You told me to do it and I ignored you.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:54, Reply)
hahaha
Don't you oppress me!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:56, Reply)
You're too young to be settling down.
You are at uni? You should be out having fun.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:32, Reply)
final year now
not looking to settle down, just for someone to have that fun with
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:33, Reply)
I believe that Craig is currently unattached
A real life charmer to boot
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:35, Reply)
now this is a plan!

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:38, Reply)
Man, he'll take you all the way to the North Pole and back in his very own Fighter Jet
Lent to him by the Prince Charles himself, for services to Queen and Country
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:41, Reply)
Big willys are simple.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:34, Reply)
and interestingly complex

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:36, Reply)
What do you mean the kitchen is locked?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:25, Reply)
Although we have a key for college doors etc
college reserve the right to lock things like the kitchen if they feel it's not being used properly
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:29, Reply)
And starve everyone in the process?
Surely that is illegal!

I demand you take some action!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:31, Reply)
Well a lot of people go to hall regularly
and if the kitchen is closed just eat out.

No action is justified really because there are constant warnings that if too much work is left for the scouts/ cleaners then things happen
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:33, Reply)
Well complain about it on the Internet!
Yes. Do that!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:34, Reply)
I don't want a date.
I just need someone's body to help me de-stress.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:21, Reply)
That would be nice as well

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:21, Reply)
O hai!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:22, Reply)
: )
Hello sexy lady.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:23, Reply)
Being at home with jarmers and wine and Tiggers is boss isn't it

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:28, Reply)
Hell yeah!
But I'm having my wine tomorrow evening. I've got the gym tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:32, Reply)
booooo

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:35, Reply)
I noes.
I have to be a good girl.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:36, Reply)
what for?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:37, Reply)
Because I'll get fatter if I don't.
Trust me! Once you get past 40 it's a fucker to shift.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:43, Reply)

40 30
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:45, Reply)
Follow my advice and have that glass of wine.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:23, Reply)
You're not the boss of me.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:25, Reply)
Don't you oppress me!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:27, Reply)
Is this our first arguement?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:33, Reply)
No.
I don't think so.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:34, Reply)
A tiff?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:36, Reply)
a squabble

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:38, Reply)
A spat.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:43, Reply)
A swallered.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:46, Reply)
None of the above!
We are just being playful!

I hope.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:53, Reply)
Of course.
Just joshing.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:55, Reply)
Blaagh!
*High fives!*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:57, Reply)

j n
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 21:12, Reply)
appanrently I get to help fucking clean
because there will be an appraiser at the house tomorrow
ffs it makes me mad
I told her I had to be at my mums and that I'd help before I left, this will include cleaning up the bathroom I use and maybe mopping the kitchen
fuck off if she thinks I'm doing anything major
*rages*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:20, Reply)
You are always doing the cleaning.
What happens if the person appraising your gaff isn't happy?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:22, Reply)
she'll get her loan denied and the house won't be in her name, it will continue to be in her and her ex's name

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:27, Reply)
how the fuck does that work?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:29, Reply)
Nice swearing there, lar.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:29, Reply)
currently the loan is in the name of her and her ex
her ex left
she's refinancing so she can get her ex's name off the mortgage and keep it in her name alone
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:35, Reply)
So is it best that you pass the appraisal or not?
(Sorry, I'm being thick here aren't I?)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:29, Reply)
nah, you're not being thick, it's complicated
on one hand she wants to keep her house and for it to be in her name
on the other she doesn't want to because it reminds her of her ex, the love of her life, etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:40, Reply)
love comes and love goes.
But you still need a roof over your head.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:54, Reply)
well her mum offered to help her get a smaller place if needed and she said she was going to ask me to move with her and not the other roommate
so
I don't know
I don't care, I'm going to keep my mouth shut as usual, help a little and peace out
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:58, Reply)
That must be nice.
To be the most popular of the housemates!

(Or is it just because she'd miss your doggie if you left?)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 21:00, Reply)
haha yeah right, she can barely stand Echo
and it's because I'm the only one that cleans!

don't you have a basement I could move into?????
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 21:04, Reply)
You're the second American to ask that.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 21:39, Reply)
This is sage advice

(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 21:35, Reply)
Finally watching serenity
So far so ace. The weather is miserable. I want a toffee apple.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:32, Reply)
serenity is awesome
watch out for the sad bits :(

I am a leaf on the wind...
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:34, Reply)
watch me soar
that was indeed quite sad
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:35, Reply)
Don't spoil it it's only just started !

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:38, Reply)
It's a fab film.
I must remember to get it on DVD.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:45, Reply)
i have it on DVD
must remember to get a DVD drive :)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:53, Reply)
It has sad bits :-(

(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 21:35, Reply)
I suspect atticus is in tears about now
and too emotionally battered to post
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 21:37, Reply)
Nothing sad yet they are watching the video of the lady
Getting eaten on Miranda
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 21:40, Reply)
but that bit IS sad.
I cried the first time I watched that!
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 5 Nov 2010, 21:54, Reply)
Hello you how are you?
Looking forward to your trip ?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 21:55, Reply)
very much so.
but studying a lot at the moment...
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:59, Reply)
Miranda! *breaks it down*

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:41, Reply)
I had chicken fricassee
bloody lovely it was.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 21:08, Reply)
To answer both questions, the girl who invited me out this evening hasn't text me back.
So it looks like I'm sitting watching Scrubs all night.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 21:13, Reply)
this sounds rubbish
why not call her right now and demand an explanation?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 21:17, Reply)
Because I never call or text someone if I called or text them last.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 21:35, Reply)
i know this one
I get really self conscious about phoning people unless they've contacted me first.

This goes tripley so with people on dating sites.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 21:36, Reply)
I very, very rarely double text/ring someone.
Don't mind with mates as half the time I'm trying to wind them up whilst doing so, but never with the opposite sex. It makes it painfully obvious you like them.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 21:47, Reply)
Yes and that would be completely the wrong message to send.
*facepalms*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 21:51, Reply)
you know you'd worry about the same thing
anyway, I need someone to convince me to contact a guy on a dating site. I reckon I could (and should) totally do it. Although I need to appear less like an axe murderer. Also, I will require more booze than I currently have
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 21:53, Reply)
I've never been in that position.
Put away the axe. That might help.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 21:54, Reply)
I only have a 6ft pole arm
a dagger and a sword. People always just assume I have an axe
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 21:56, Reply)
Contact him right now!
That's an order. Alternatively go out drink six cocktails then contact him whether you want to or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:05, Reply)
my problem is I have no booxe
I think this would help.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:08, Reply)
No booxe eh?
They do come in handy alright.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:11, Reply)
right out
well except fancy stuff it seems a shame to drink on my own
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:12, Reply)
Bollards.
Fancy booxe is all about the solo lash. My XO cognac is not for sharing. Not at £85 a bottle. Fuck 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:17, Reply)
i have a posh whisky
some spiced rum liquour and some port. It's just too posh
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:19, Reply)
Have you any nice cheese?
If you have, it's positively barbaric not to have a little of both.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:24, Reply)
no
just crappy cheddar. I'm really not refined enough to drink any of it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:24, Reply)
have some port
unless it's over £30 a bottle
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:29, Reply)

unless especially
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:34, Reply)
not for just alcoholic courage
if it's over £30 wait for some nice cheese and a good night in
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:37, Reply)
I enjoy reading booxe.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:15, Reply)
x and z are interchangable
as they are both the letters of sci fi words
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:16, Reply)
*awaits the fucking 'zombies'*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:18, Reply)
1. I have never fucked a zombie
2. zombies are not sci fi
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:20, Reply)
You haven't lived!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:25, Reply)
1. Don't lie, and
2. They may not be, but they certainly are lolnommy.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:26, Reply)
OK, so I met my idiot ex husband
while I was dressed as one, but I NEVER shagged one.

*adds to list of things to do*
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:29, Reply)
You obviously weren't committed to the role of zombie
as they usually go for braaaains.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:31, Reply)
nice one

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:32, Reply)
Don't do it.
Dating sites are for weirdos like Bert*. The chap must have some kind of deficiency if he's resorting to computer-land to get da layteez.

*no offence, digi-daters
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:13, Reply)
but so am I
it's for the deficient to find the equally deficient. I wouldn't want to go out with someone who was a better human being than me, I like it here on my moral high ground
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:15, Reply)
I was thinking about joining a dating site
but doesn't really seem to be my cup of tea
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:26, Reply)
I know you well enough
to tell you that you are right. You have no need of such nonsense. All you need is patience, young Jedi.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:29, Reply)
I've been patient too long
*turns to the darkside*
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:32, Reply)
Those 'coloured gentlemen' are nothing but trouble.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:33, Reply)
Oh no
I was just going evil and destroying the city.

Sexual frustration doncha know?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:36, Reply)
Leave the nice architecture alone please.
Oxford has, I understand, some 'housing estates'. Feel free to destroy them as you see fit.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:39, Reply)
I'm on the case
and I'll burn down St Peter's while I'm there
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:43, Reply)
Doing it in person is fine.
Texting/ringing repeatedly gives the other person all the power.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 21:56, Reply)
now has she called?
If she hasn't, she's totally a bitch. If she has, have a lovely time, she seems nice
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:17, Reply)
Or she's just not a 'fag-hag'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:19, Reply)
send her this
www.boingboing.net/2010/11/04/william-shatner-sing.html
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 21:45, Reply)
Stop wasting time on her
She's an auld-fashioned customer alright
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 21:17, Reply)
Evening pal
How's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 21:40, Reply)
Sounds quite rude

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 21:20, Reply)
Pizza and beer
shit weather so occupying couch and chilling out after a shit week at work...

Mmmbeer
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 21:33, Reply)
Everyone likes dogs, right?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:09, Reply)
Where's the 'multi-chinned Lab' then?
And no, I don't really like dogs, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:10, Reply)
Awww
you big curmudgeon, you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:18, Reply)
They're thick and they smell.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:22, Reply)
I take it you're "cat people" then
See these eyes so red...
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:28, Reply)
Monty's right
dogs are no good
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:37, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWX_MFNOL_Y
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:42, Reply)
:D
I like dogs and drugs. Dog drugs am best
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:11, Reply)
Not when you're going through an airport they're not.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:14, Reply)
*not really a drugs person
more said that to look cool :(
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:16, Reply)
Alright wankers?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:09, Reply)
*wanks*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:11, Reply)
*recites lord's prayer*

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:13, Reply)
*cries*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:14, Reply)
*eats a child's arse*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:14, Reply)
*backwards*
*vomits pea soup*
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:17, Reply)
I did that
in the refectory of Lincoln Theological College in about 1976. The pea soup vomiting I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:20, Reply)
I had beer!
Check me out!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:19, Reply)
man, you are so cool

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:20, Reply)
Woo Noel!
I've had about 8 pints and 1.5g of Peru's most noxious, and some Indian hashish. All very clever except that last night I did not sleep a wink.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:21, Reply)
Fucking hell!
I've had three pints and I'm terribly witty and attractive to the opposite sex!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:24, Reply)
Ah, but you see, young Noellers,
I am 'punk rock'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:25, Reply)
Fuck that
I had a cup of tea an hour ago and it's nearly bedtime.

I scare myself sometimes.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:27, Reply)
nothing wrong with tea

(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:43, Reply)
Yeah, but can you do
this?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:29, Reply)
christ
it's Labba the Hutt.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:38, Reply)
I admit I cannot.
Not by the hairs of my chinny chin chin.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:44, Reply)
Evening
Just a quite one then Monty?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:29, Reply)
Worryingly, it is, rather.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:32, Reply)
Is there still some Peruvian pick-me-up waiting to be hoovered?

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:34, Reply)
3 'hangman's ropes' left, I think.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:35, Reply)
mulelols
I ended up blazing last night. downing double whiskies at 3am wasn't one of my better ideas. However, we were celebrating 21 years to the day that me and missus met.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:40, Reply)
That's the perfect reason, and I congratulate you both.
Would that my forays into the world of relationships had been so successful.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:42, Reply)
21 years of unfaltering bliss, of course
Tonight sees me much more subdued, i've already retired to my sleeping chambers. What you planning? Gonna head out into the bright lights and see yourself another dawn?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:46, Reply)
well congratulations on 21 years :)
was it good whisky?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:48, Reply)
Yes, a 21 year old Glenlivet
No coincidence incidentally ;-)
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:57, Reply)
I may do.
I've been ducking calls from a pal who I know for a scientific fact is stocked to the gills with MDs.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:49, Reply)
Check this, safe, yet very disturbing clip
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTya267fe1Y&feature=player_embedded

wait till the chorus, or until you see 'the hands'.....shudders. It may influence you decision to leave the house.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:53, Reply)
Hahaha you are demented.
Lusty introduced me to 'It's Your News' the other day. News reported by Downs people. I think it was supposed to be 'touching' rather than 'pant-wettingly funny' but hey ho.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:56, Reply)
AIEEE!
That's a wrongun and no mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:56, Reply)
KEEP WATCHING
Cause I can't stop......The spak attack and hands at 1:20 made me whimper with fear.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:58, Reply)
as normal then?
*manders*
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:29, Reply)
*schlurp*
If you're not out there making the young men of Oxford tremble at the knees, why not?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:30, Reply)
they only tremble at the knees
when I chuck myself in their arms
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:35, Reply)
I would if you did that.
UR well fit innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:37, Reply)
and 18 stone innit

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:38, Reply)
Fuck off is it.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:40, Reply)
a mite bit of exaggeration there

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:42, Reply)
=)

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:45, Reply)
Oh be quiet.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:40, Reply)
Pfft

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:41, Reply)
18 stone of sexehtimes?

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:43, Reply)
She's been cloned.

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:47, Reply)
Just like this man
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkTmghKL1-A&feature=related
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:59, Reply)
You're picking up Low self esteem from others here
You're young, chill
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:45, Reply)

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