Don't do it.
Dating sites are for weirdos like Bert*. The chap must have some kind of deficiency if he's resorting to computer-land to get da layteez.

*no offence, digi-daters
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:13, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

but so am I
it's for the deficient to find the equally deficient. I wouldn't want to go out with someone who was a better human being than me, I like it here on my moral high ground
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:15, Reply)

I was thinking about joining a dating site
but doesn't really seem to be my cup of tea
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:26, Reply)

I know you well enough
to tell you that you are right. You have no need of such nonsense. All you need is patience, young Jedi.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:29, Reply)

I've been patient too long
*turns to the darkside*
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:32, Reply)

Those 'coloured gentlemen' are nothing but trouble.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:33, Reply)

Oh no
I was just going evil and destroying the city.

Sexual frustration doncha know?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:36, Reply)

Leave the nice architecture alone please.
Oxford has, I understand, some 'housing estates'. Feel free to destroy them as you see fit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:39, Reply)

I'm on the case
and I'll burn down St Peter's while I'm there
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:43, Reply)