Woo Noel!
I've had about 8 pints and 1.5g of Peru's most noxious, and some Indian hashish. All very clever except that last night I did not sleep a wink.

:(
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:21, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Fucking hell!
I've had three pints and I'm terribly witty and attractive to the opposite sex!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:24, Reply)

Ah, but you see, young Noellers,
I am 'punk rock'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:25, Reply)

Fuck that
I had a cup of tea an hour ago and it's nearly bedtime.

I scare myself sometimes.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:27, Reply)

nothing wrong with tea

( zulu eh?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:43, Reply)

Yeah, but can you do
this?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:29, Reply)

christ
it's Labba the Hutt.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:38, Reply)

I admit I cannot.
Not by the hairs of my chinny chin chin.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:44, Reply)

Evening
Just a quite one then Monty?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:29, Reply)

Worryingly, it is, rather.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:32, Reply)

Is there still some Peruvian pick-me-up waiting to be hoovered?

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:34, Reply)

3 'hangman's ropes' left, I think.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:35, Reply)

mulelols
I ended up blazing last night. downing double whiskies at 3am wasn't one of my better ideas. However, we were celebrating 21 years to the day that me and missus met.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:40, Reply)

That's the perfect reason, and I congratulate you both.
Would that my forays into the world of relationships had been so successful.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:42, Reply)

21 years of unfaltering bliss, of course
Tonight sees me much more subdued, i've already retired to my sleeping chambers. What you planning? Gonna head out into the bright lights and see yourself another dawn?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:46, Reply)

well congratulations on 21 years :)
was it good whisky?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:48, Reply)

Yes, a 21 year old Glenlivet
No coincidence incidentally ;-)
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:57, Reply)

I may do.
I've been ducking calls from a pal who I know for a scientific fact is stocked to the gills with MDs.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:49, Reply)

Check this, safe, yet very disturbing clip
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTya267fe1Y&feature=player_embedded

wait till the chorus, or until you see 'the hands'.....shudders. It may influence you decision to leave the house.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:53, Reply)

Hahaha you are demented.
Lusty introduced me to 'It's Your News' the other day. News reported by Downs people. I think it was supposed to be 'touching' rather than 'pant-wettingly funny' but hey ho.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:56, Reply)

AIEEE!
That's a wrongun and no mistake.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:56, Reply)

KEEP WATCHING
Cause I can't stop......The spak attack and hands at 1:20 made me whimper with fear.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:58, Reply)

as normal then?
*manders*
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:29, Reply)

*schlurp*
If you're not out there making the young men of Oxford tremble at the knees, why not?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:30, Reply)

they only tremble at the knees
when I chuck myself in their arms
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:35, Reply)

I would if you did that.
UR well fit innit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:37, Reply)

and 18 stone innit

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:38, Reply)

Fuck off is it.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:40, Reply)

a mite bit of exaggeration there

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:42, Reply)

=)

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:45, Reply)

Oh be quiet.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:40, Reply)

Pfft

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:41, Reply)

18 stone of sexehtimes?

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:43, Reply)

She's been cloned.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:47, Reply)

Just like this man
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkTmghKL1-A&feature=related
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:59, Reply)

You're picking up Low self esteem from others here
You're young, chill
( zulu eh?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:45, Reply)