i once hoped to get drunk enough to text someone
but I just didn't :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:50, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I've never been drunk enough
to drunk text someone.

I have however been drunk enough, to think about drunk texting and using the drunkeness as an excuse
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:58, Reply)

i think that was my plan
I guess more vodka is the answer
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:59, Reply)

The drunk text thing is fine.
As long as you don't mind rejection.

And you word it in such a way, that if the object of your desire might be with someone else, it looks innocent enough.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:04, Reply)

i think that's a bit too
complex and traumatic for me. how on earth do you make a potentially innocent sounding text which is totally a declaration of lust while pissed?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:08, Reply)

'I want you to give me your massive cock
-ateil'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:10, Reply)

I'll put it in my phone ready

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:16, Reply)