b3ta.com qotw
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » Off Topic » Post 957458 | Search
This is a question Off Topic

Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Pages: Latest, 837, 836, 835, 834, 833, ... 1

« Go Back | See The Full Thread

imagine someone really dorky
then add a bit more. Then you've got a larper
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:31, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
I bet larpers have kinky goblin sex

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:37, Reply)
I haven't, but I know someone who's partner ran downstairs and demanded a paintbrush once
then the next morning she forgot and answered the door while painted green
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:38, Reply)
Yeah you have dressed as an woven warrior queen or spmesuch
And I bet there was a unicorn involved
Edit . I meant elven but woven still works
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:39, Reply)
definitely no unicorns, unicorns are stinky

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:40, Reply)
Horny though.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:41, Reply)
Jeff - please google larping
because this is probably giving a bad impression

wait...there are actually no good impressions to be got
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:43, Reply)
Nah
that's centaurs.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:45, Reply)
those guys are hung like horses

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:46, Reply)
The best kind of goblin sex.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:38, Reply)
i think the funny goblin voices
would be off putting
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:39, Reply)
Ball gag innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:39, Reply)
but then they'd have to make
squeaky noises from behind it. I don't know how this wouldn't just be hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:41, Reply)
Look, are you trying to spoil my fantasies?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:41, Reply)
sorry
I think you need to upgrade to an orc
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:42, Reply)
How is that better?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:43, Reply)
um
they are bigger and have gruffer voices? They're all cockneys though
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:45, Reply)
Just what I look for in a partner, gruff voices.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:47, Reply)
perhaps you want a kender
but watch out for your wallet
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:48, Reply)
You've lost me now.
Just leave me be with my goblin reverie.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:49, Reply)
No problem
I'll just pass any goblin clunge in your direction
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:55, Reply)
You know it

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:39, Reply)

« Go Back | See The Full Thread

Pages: Latest, 837, 836, 835, 834, 833, ... 1