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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I have the best view of a lots of fireworks
But my stupid friend is watching the x factor. I refuse to look away from the window. The Irish dick needs to die.
Edit. Louis Walsh not my friend who is a girl. How would you kill louis Walsh?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:16, 158 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
i bet I have a better view
I can see for miles, there were like 10 or displays going on earlier than i could see.

But my friends didn't come round at all
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:18, Reply)
Oww not.
Not again.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:22, Reply)
to be fair last time I said this
they called shortly afterwards - I was meant to be going for lunch with them, not breakfast.

as to the fireworks, well, it seems not everyone realises how awesome they are from up here in the clouds
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:24, Reply)
Is your real name Lando?
Geek alert!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:24, Reply)
Dude...
she's a larper, there's no way you can out-geek her.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:28, Reply)
What's a larper?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:30, Reply)
imagine someone really dorky
then add a bit more. Then you've got a larper
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:31, Reply)
I bet larpers have kinky goblin sex

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:37, Reply)
I haven't, but I know someone who's partner ran downstairs and demanded a paintbrush once
then the next morning she forgot and answered the door while painted green
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:38, Reply)
Yeah you have dressed as an woven warrior queen or spmesuch
And I bet there was a unicorn involved
Edit . I meant elven but woven still works
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:39, Reply)
definitely no unicorns, unicorns are stinky

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:40, Reply)
Horny though.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:41, Reply)
Jeff - please google larping
because this is probably giving a bad impression

wait...there are actually no good impressions to be got
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:43, Reply)
Nah
that's centaurs.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:45, Reply)
those guys are hung like horses

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:46, Reply)
The best kind of goblin sex.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:38, Reply)
i think the funny goblin voices
would be off putting
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:39, Reply)
Ball gag innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:39, Reply)
but then they'd have to make
squeaky noises from behind it. I don't know how this wouldn't just be hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:41, Reply)
Look, are you trying to spoil my fantasies?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:41, Reply)
sorry
I think you need to upgrade to an orc
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:42, Reply)
How is that better?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:43, Reply)
um
they are bigger and have gruffer voices? They're all cockneys though
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:45, Reply)
Just what I look for in a partner, gruff voices.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:47, Reply)
perhaps you want a kender
but watch out for your wallet
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:48, Reply)
You've lost me now.
Just leave me be with my goblin reverie.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:49, Reply)
No problem
I'll just pass any goblin clunge in your direction
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:55, Reply)
You know it

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:39, Reply)
All the displays around here seem to be going on behind the wall that has no windows
Hence I cannot see any. More photoshopping shall be done instead.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:21, Reply)
I set out for the fireworks
but got lost. Then I fell into a puddle. Now I'm cold and curled up back home
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:31, Reply)
*There There*
You are Dr Foster and you owe me a fiver.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:31, Reply)
this makes you sound like a tiny creature
off on an adventure (possibly with a basket of goodies for a picnic)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:32, Reply)
Yeal like a lil' vole or somesuch!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:33, Reply)
i like to imagine she's illustrated
by Beatrice Potter
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:34, Reply)
For she is

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:35, Reply)
*puts on bonnet*

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:43, Reply)
Something timorous
like Piglet.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:43, Reply)
OH! i love the word timorous
I shall try and use it over the next week
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:44, Reply)
He's a fucking nuisance
I like timorous too though
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:45, Reply)
This set of events is impressive
If a bit sad.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:33, Reply)
You are cursing yourself at the moment.
I do this sometimes.
You need rest and aunt Roota to come and mind you for a couple of days.
I am unavailable but I do suggest Farley's rusks mashed up with hot milk.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:35, Reply)
"You need me to come and look after you
But I can't, so you'll just have to man up instead."
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:35, Reply)
She's too tired to man up right now
She needs rusks
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:39, Reply)
rusks are not as nice as you remember them
as an adult they taste of sawdust
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:42, Reply)
I still have em occasionally
If you get the shitty no-sugar ones you just have to cake em in sugar and hot milk
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:43, Reply)
I thought rusks were for dogs?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:43, Reply)
babies

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:44, Reply)
That's rasks

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:46, Reply)

rasks Jeff
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:52, Reply)
*Happy-Face!!*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:59, Reply)
*loves rusks*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:44, Reply)
Me and my great grandma had so many lovely afternoons on rusks
She had no teeth
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:46, Reply)
I used to nick my nephews when he was little.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:53, Reply)
BGB!
I totally just messaged that guy off of the dating site! I feel big and clever

and scared
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:54, Reply)
Wooooooo!
*jealouses*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:55, Reply)
Is this after you updated your profile the other day?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:58, Reply)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:04, Reply)
TAWANDAAAA

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:59, Reply)
what?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:04, Reply)
You seen the film Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:12, Reply)
I like that film
the bit where they throw food at each other is a metaphor for gay sex apparantly
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:12, Reply)
It was a bit pseudo-lesbo

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:16, Reply)
best of all the lesbians

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:16, Reply)
no

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:13, Reply)
It's like a battle cry for the ladies

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:17, Reply)
My grandmother
used to pop her full set of false teeth out to scare us into going to bed. Worked every time.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:55, Reply)
My dad has always had two false teeth at the front.
He used to flick them about at me when I was little, freaked me the fuck out, I even feel odd just writing this.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:58, Reply)
Grandma didn't have any false teeth.
She thought that false teeth, along with 'rouge' were evidence of vanity.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:00, Reply)
Are you calling my granny a hussy?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:02, Reply)
My great-grandma would have

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:12, Reply)
This made me laugh
I do wonder if I just need some time out
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:43, Reply)
What you need is for someone completely unexpected to offer you tickets to a comedy gig.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:43, Reply)
Indeed!
Replied :)
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:45, Reply)
i wish I'd bought beer when I was in the shops looking at potential beer purchases
damn my lack of forward thinking
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:37, Reply)
I've just watched Johnny Kingdom's Year with Birds
and now I'm listening to the Presidents of the USA. I think I actually love Johnny Kingdom but I could take him in a fight.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:41, Reply)
we're not gonna maa-aake it

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:47, Reply)
@ Crunchie
I've just wiki'd Larping.

Fucking hell. Do you have aspergers? If not, have you been tested for it?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:48, Reply)
According to the facebook Austism Spectrum test
well known for it's scientific accuracy, I scored 26
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:49, Reply)
Oooh! Two even numbers.
I'll sleep well this evening.

I haven't got it, hell no.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:50, Reply)
i got 14
and 14 plus 26 is 30 which is a nice round number
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:52, Reply)
You don't teach maths do you?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:55, Reply)
no
I just noticed that. man. I usually just notice the colours of numbers (I'm synaesthetic)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:56, Reply)
I can see a big red line going through it.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:57, Reply)
ah, I was enjoying the blue of the 4 in 14
and the way it contrasted with the yellow and red of 26
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:02, Reply)
haha! um, I did that facebook test
I got a really low score.

at least larpers interact! *clutches at straws of respectability*
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:49, Reply)
Interact?
In bad West country accents demanding that the orc returns the elf to the village elder, whilst at the same time you drink squash from a bottle and pretend it's mead.*

*I have just voiced an opinion based on ZERO fact.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:52, Reply)
um, mine is a bad egyptian accent (closer to Russian)
and it's real mead

other than that, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:53, Reply)
Awesome
do you make your own mead?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:57, Reply)
hell no
home made mead is like drinking a mixture of mud and pickled bees
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:58, Reply)
Why?
What is the point?

Do you make it up as you go along or is there a pre-determined story you have to follow?

Apologies if I seem a bit harsh on your hobby, but, well, WHY?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:57, Reply)
I think the idea is it's fun.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:58, Reply)
this is a more concise and accurate answer

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:01, Reply)
All these pixels are costing me money.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:02, Reply)
it's OK, it's not like people are usually nice about it
There's no story you follow as such. You make you're own character and interact as if you are them (even if it's not what you would have done). There are plot lines set by the people who run it and you participate in those, ie by killing demons or solving riddles or using the dark arts of diplomancy. Also mead and singing round campfires
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:00, Reply)
Is it all well ancient scenarios?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:02, Reply)
the one I do is kind of fantasy medievil (very very loosely)
but there are other ones. I really want to do the Serenity/Firefly one sometime
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:03, Reply)
Is there one where you get to pretend it's the Blitz?
or it's the 80s and you live on an experimental council estate modelled on a north-east fishing village?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:05, Reply)
i like these ideas
if you run it, they will come
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:05, Reply)
I bet they wouldn't come to those
"Shirley needs to use your phone because her fella's kicking off again."
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:08, Reply)
Loads of fun in the air-raid shelters.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:06, Reply)
everyone outside the bunker
take 60 hit points of flaming damage!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:07, Reply)
No I just want to sing songs and receive nylons and Hersheys

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:10, Reply)
larpers are an odd bunch
if you make a rules system for it, they'd do it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:12, Reply)
I am leaving that task to you then

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:15, Reply)
i don't do rules
i go more for the overacting and geeky boys
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:16, Reply)
Ooh, I like the sound of THAT

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:18, Reply)
I'd have fucking LOVED the blitz
I'm wondering when oh when is a good time to try and get the bf to come to a Blitz Party next time there is one in That London.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:07, Reply)
Doesn't Chompy go to some of these themed nights?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:10, Reply)
Blitzrapelolz

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:11, Reply)
they have Blitz parties?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:10, Reply)
Oh yuss

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:11, Reply)
they sound awesome
I've never heard of them
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:13, Reply)
The drinks menu is a ration book
I so want to go
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:15, Reply)
amazing
I want to go somewhere and get drunk now
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:15, Reply)
Do lads bring along stockings and fags
and exchange them for canoodling and a quick one off the wrist?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:15, Reply)
They'd better

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:18, Reply)
she don't do 'em for free you know

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:19, Reply)
Oh man, we'd get to wear shell suits.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:08, Reply)
nah, I'm talking just before that
Flecky jumpers I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:09, Reply)
Hahahah
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:FASHION_LATE_1980S.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:11, Reply)
Suspect jaw

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:13, Reply)
My thoughts exactly, no obvious sign of Adam's apple though.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:14, Reply)
My ex had an Adam's Apple

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:14, Reply)
Isn't there alot of wheezing and use of inhalers as well

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:58, Reply)
there are a lot of stops for fag breaks
and/or tea
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:01, Reply)
Right, erm cool
*ORC HIGH 5's*
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:03, Reply)
*gruff cockney accent*
noice one munkee boi!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:05, Reply)
I got 13 interestingly battered got 32.
I'm going to have a nap whilst this shit telly is on.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:58, Reply)
It's cider time! Woo.
That is all.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:00, Reply)
Yay!
*does happy dance*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:05, Reply)
Mine's more a tired sitting-down
But I more than support your dancing. Wine night?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:06, Reply)
Yup!
Silly Blousie coming right up.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:08, Reply)
Woo, good times

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:08, Reply)
Snap!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:09, Reply)
I thought scousers had alcohol in their blood?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:11, Reply)
I'm the grey sheep

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:13, Reply)
Can the internet cope with me and you pished at the same time?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:13, Reply)
We shut set up a temporary internet in case we cover this one in shite and bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:14, Reply)
Good start.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:18, Reply)
Fab!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:19, Reply)
*sadface*
i didn't get any cider. I have none
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:06, Reply)
Well that was bad planning then, wasn't it?
And you live in the west country and everything.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:07, Reply)
no i don't!
my problem with planning is that I always think "well I could do this useful thing, but that's future-me's problem. Right-now me can't be arsed"

same goes for cleaning
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:08, Reply)
I feel less sorry for you in that case
And I'm not going to try pouring any to you through the internets.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:09, Reply)
gutted. I like internet cider best
the tubes give it a unique flavour
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:09, Reply)
YAY!
now I have beers. I made an executive decision before I drank the whisky to go to the shops. Honey beer am win!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:40, Reply)
Well done you.
Whereabouts in Wales do you live?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:41, Reply)
Swansea
*sadface*
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:41, Reply)
Why sadface?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:48, Reply)
it's a million miles from everywhere
I would like to be.

Also, it's a pretty shitty city
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:50, Reply)
Then plan a move.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:52, Reply)
it's all about the jobs
there aren't that many in my field. I'm applying for things that come up and I have more experience now, but, thanks to the stupid government there is less money for colleges, so I will never have that much control of where I want to go.

Applying for one in Cambridge, it's a long shot, but...
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:54, Reply)
Good luck!
Still there is some fantastic countryside around Wales.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:58, Reply)
really is
the gower is lovely and it is very cool being near the sea
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 22:00, Reply)
Dammit woman
what do you have?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:07, Reply)
fancy whisky
port (possibly fancy) and rum liqueur. Basically all the things you keep for a nice occassion
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:09, Reply)
Saturdays ARE nice occasions.
Get drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:21, Reply)
i have a little of the whisky
coz I just realised it's one whole year since I moved into this house! one year of freeeedddoooooomm!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:23, Reply)

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