hello you
nice weekend?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:29, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Not at all bad, thank you.
I popped up to the farmers' market in Broadway Market (next to my house) yesterday to get some cheese. Got no cheese at all, but ended up on a raging boozeup involving heroic drugs, Rastas and a friend (that I hate) who runs illegal drinking dens.

At one point I had a meal, and have managed to acquire a turntable so I can now play the records I've bought in the past three months. Top pick is a Mercury Records rockabilly complilation. It's superb.

How was the wedding?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Don't ask
She nearly had a date with Edmund instead though.
She doesn't know how close she came to getting a cock gaz.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:36, Reply)

yes, luckily for me i missed all that
i was too busy putting my head in the toilet...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:38, Reply)

She has no idea
that she's about to get one from me, any minute, either.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:38, Reply)

promises promises

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Lost your macro lens again Monty?

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Heresy!

( girlinthehole, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:41, Reply)

haha
this was quite witty, for you!!!

although totally inaccurate, i am sure.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Your validation makes my cock weep with joy

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:45, Reply)

this almost, ALMOST
sounds a touch sarcastic
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:46, Reply)

She was validating Monty's cock.
Not yours.
( girlinthehole, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:46, Reply)

validating monty's cock
is that prison slang?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:46, Reply)

oh i like that place
i've only been there once before, mind.

hang on, a friend that you hate?? other than that, sounds like great fun.

wedding. humph. i had to miss the wedding because i spent all of friday night throwing up, and at about 10pm i was vomiting so hard that i was yakking up blood and panicking a LOT. i'm ok now but haven't really left the sofa since friday evening!!!!!!! ps: sorry to everyone who has heard me ranting about being sick since friday. i'll get over it by maybe tuesday next week...


( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:37, Reply)

Unlucky mon.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:39, Reply)

i know!
my friend will never believe i was ill either, as i am always standing him up for things like his sandhurst balls... gah.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:41, Reply)

My grandfather won the 'double swords' at Sandhurst.
I don't know what this is, but apparently it's BIG TINGS A'GWAN.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:42, Reply)

swords anal
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:44, Reply)

according to wiki answers
it is something to do with extra honours. nice work, grandpa monty.

oooh, my friend has just called her new puppy monty!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:45, Reply)

I see. That's not too surprising, he was a fearsome general.
(my grandad, not your friend's dog)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:54, Reply)

wow
that's pretty cool. did you know him?

my grandad was only a lowly captain i think, my dad has his medals up in his study.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:57, Reply)

I only met him a handful of times.
He was an epic bigot who came out with the greatest racist non-sequitur of all time:

'The Chinese are turning Toronto into a miniature Lebanon'

?????
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:01, Reply)

that is marvellously random
he must have had some amazing tales to tell, though
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:05, Reply)

I stand to inherit some incredible heirlooms when my father pegs it,
including a silk map* of the Rhineland with his escape route inked in a dotted line, replete with massive bloodstain from where he had his throat cut. Also WW1 cavalry spurs from HIS father, I already have his whistle and a lovely dress sword.

*sewn into the lining of his coat
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:07, Reply)

holy shit, that's amazing
and also, who cut his throat??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Ze Germanss.
He escaped by killing the sentry who cut him*, then tied his socks round his neck to staunch the blood, and swam across the Rhine.

*he'd been parachuted in behind enemy lines, right into completely the wrong place, with German soldiers all over the place
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:12, Reply)

that is like something out of a movie
or rather something they base movies on, i guess.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:15, Reply)

It is, rather.
His own father was shot to ribbons in the early stages of WW1, having gone 'over the top' armed with nothing but a cane. He only survived because at that stage they still tried to save people who were shot to pieces - six months later he'd have been left where he fell, and I WOULD NOT NOW EXIST.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:17, Reply)

what a horrifying thought
for many reasons.

but especially the bit in caps.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:34, Reply)

I NO, RITE?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:39, Reply)

truly terrifying
AND then no mini-monty!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:47, Reply)