where did everyone go??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 20:17, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I was wondering that myself

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 20:18, Reply)

maybe they're all at some massive party
and WE weren't invited?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 20:20, Reply)

I can't go anyway
I'm washing my hair.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 20:21, Reply)

I'm cooking dinner.
Busy in the kitchen.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 20:23, Reply)

Well that's all very "Come Dine With Me"
I've had some microwave shite this evening because I've been working all day and can't be bothered.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 20:25, Reply)

what are you cooking up then?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 20:36, Reply)

Fusilli with a red wine, mushroom and green pepper sauce, seasoned with red chilli and basil.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 20:47, Reply)

very slick, slick!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 20:52, Reply)

That's me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 20:58, Reply)

and i'm...
nope, can't even be arsed to make up a sexy lie to cover the lack of partying. i'm in a fluffy nightie watching "the simpsons" and drinking evian, v glad not to be at work ANY MORE.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 20:23, Reply)

Did you hear any gossip about the wedding?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 20:28, Reply)

no.............
............ and i am worried my friend will never believe i was ill, i have an unfortunate history of missing special things he has asked me to, like his sandhurst balls :(((((((((((((((((((((((
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 20:29, Reply)

How could you miss them?
They're massive! Did the size of them put you off?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 20:31, Reply)

it's just always been really bad timing
and although i always had a real reason, eg a holiday, after 3 or 4 he got a bit fed up. doom.

and no, the size of balls has never put me off!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 20:33, Reply)

Did you send them a gift anyway?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 20:41, Reply)

no, there was no gift list!
i emailed him a few times in between vomiting sessions - as he is in the army his mobile keeps changing so i couldn't call him - and said i would take them both somewhere fancy when they get back from honeymoon. i feel lame. but i was seriously seriously ill!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 20:48, Reply)

Ah don't sweat it.
You were ill and he'll understand.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 20:53, Reply)

i still am bloody ill
and it's getting boring now! i thought i was better, but leaving my cosy flat taught me otherwise.

but i reeeeeally hope your wise words are right!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 20:59, Reply)

Hi, I've just come back from a brilliant party
and none of you lot were invited!

This may be a lie, I might have just been making dinner.
And these cakes: yfrog.com/55nzgvj
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 7 Nov 2010, 20:33, Reply)

cute!!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 20:34, Reply)

I'm trawling through Etsy looking for presents.

( girlinthehole, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 20:33, Reply)