Well let's have an internet amnesty and ask "How nice/nasty are you?"
I'm slices of niceness served on a bed of sentimentality and drizzled with piquant anger.
(Cave Duck, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 10:23, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm a very nice person in real life
I think having poor manners should be an arrestable offence, and that everyone should be free to live their own life in whatever way they please.
Unless they're gay. Or black.

However, I have the capability to be extremely cruel if I need to be.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 10:25, Reply)

nom nom

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 10:25, Reply)

ALWAYZ IN R HEATS

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 10:32, Reply)

I am a seething ball of rage and hate
wrapped in a pleasant, grinning mong.

mong gollum
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 10:28, Reply)

I would classify myself as the archtypical friendly old duffer.
Not a bad bone in my body. Really.
Except for the tendency to fly off the handle at little things and flail madly about me with a machete.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 8 Nov 2010, 10:34, Reply)

If other people get in the way of the machete, then that's their own silly fault.

(Cave Duck, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 10:36, Reply)

I'm usually quite nice
However there was a time when my sister used to mockingly call me Dr House
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:02, Reply)