I believe that UPS are doing some cheap flights via Yemen.
My question is, what are you going to do when you are in Vietnam?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 8:37, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Bum little boys, obv.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 8:43, Reply)

Morning Monts.
Nice night last night?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 8:43, Reply)

Not too bad, thanks.
There's nothing I like better than spending 40minutes of my life fruitlessly on the phone to a succession of 5 x 12-year-old Indians.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 8:45, Reply)

*inserts grooming joke*

( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 8:47, Reply)

Did TalkTalk
Come up with the goods without you getting all angry and racist?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 8:48, Reply)

NB 'fruitlessly'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 8:49, Reply)

You've got to send them a invoice now.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 8:52, Reply)

Dunno really
A friend of ours is out there so whatever she recommends. Want to get up to Hanoi at some point but the only things I can be sure I'll do are quote various 'Nam movies endlessly and giggle at the name of the currency
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 8:45, Reply)

I hope you get to
Shoot a cow with a bazooka.*

*No idea if you can do that or not, but everyone who goes there seems to come but with some sort of 'gun' story.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 8:47, Reply)

That would be AWESOME!
Vegematarian girlfriend may have objections
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 8:50, Reply)

Well cows are veggie too.
Maybe that'll sway her?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 8:53, Reply)

What,
"you should let me horribly murder this animal which you not only believe has as much right to life as we do but also share a diet plan with"?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 8:54, Reply)

I don't see how that will fail.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 8:57, Reply)

Willing to put some money on that?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 8:58, Reply)

Five-Dollar!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 9:01, Reply)

Sucky sucky!

( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 9:03, Reply)

How far do you think I'll get walking down the street saying that?
Place your bets now, people
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 9:03, Reply)

Plus you could always say that you did it so that the cow could be used to make a smashing pair of shoes.
If there's one thing I know it's that girls like shoes more than cows.
(Cave Duck, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 9:05, Reply)

Not this girl
Won't wear leather clothing of any kind on account of the cow that had to die to make them
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 9:08, Reply)

Actually, good for her. I'm the same.
Does she get her shoes from The Vegetarian Shoe Co in Brighton?
(Cave Duck, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 9:12, Reply)

I'd make my shoes out of you if I had half the chance

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 9:16, Reply)

They'd be a bit worn, but well insulated.

(Cave Duck, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 9:22, Reply)

sound good
where do you live?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 9:25, Reply)

Erm... over there
*points one way, runs the other*
(Cave Duck, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 9:30, Reply)

it's ok
your vegetarian diet will make you weak and easy to catch and kill
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 9:35, Reply)

You're wrong.
Being an unfit, fat bastard will make me easy to catch.
(Cave Duck, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 9:39, Reply)