Alt: gayest song ever, you say, Jeff?
It could be 'Small Town Boy' by Bronski Beat.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:44, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'dllraise you
Man 2 Man meets Man Parish - 'Male Stripper'

(This is going to be another one of your OT disco things isn't it?)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:46, Reply)

'You Make Me Feel Mighty Real' by Sylvester is EPICALLY BENT.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:47, Reply)

i do secretly quite love that song though... sorry..........

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Apology accepted.
I cannot fucking stand it, mind.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:50, Reply)

i think i have a bit of an unintentional fetish for shit 80s camp stuff
i also love, really love, the pet shop boys' version of "always on my mind".

you really hate me now, don't you?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Of course not.
I'll sort out your music taste, don't worry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Is this the "jukebox" position
whereby you pop a stack of 45s over your turgid member and hold your little fingernail over the vinyl to serve as a needle?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:00, Reply)

i could do with this
i think my ipod would make you chuck both of us on a bonfire!

for the record (see what i did there?), i meant monty's suggestion, rather than crow's, which is the product of a diseased mind.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:06, Reply)

"Bum my arse before you go-go"
by Wham!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:47, Reply)

I submit
The Power of Love, Frankie Goes to Hollywood.

Nowhere near as awesome as its namesake by Huey.
( Kroney, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:47, Reply)

"It hurts so good"
by Jimmy Somerville
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:48, Reply)

STOP MAKING ME LAUGH OUT LOUD IN THE OFFICE
my trainee is only used to me breathing fire on him like a dragon
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Sorry Miss Swipe
Wont happen again Miss Swipe
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:50, Reply)

it better had do!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Have you tried Listerine?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:52, Reply)

arf arf

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:52, Reply)

"Are you ready for love?"
written by Elton John just after seeing Goatse for the first time
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:54, Reply)