At what point
Did cereal companies stop putting free-gifts in with breakfast cereal? When I was a lad, you couldn't eat your breakfast quick enough in anticipation of opening a new box of Rice Krispies.

These days. Nothing.

What the best free-gift you've ever had bundled with another product?

ALT Q: What is the most Monty friendly/gayest song ever?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:24, 87 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Kids are less impressed with shitty lumps of moulded plastic now
and who can blame them?


ME!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:26, Reply)

It was Frosties' set of 12 "Dog Breeds From Around The World" from the early '80s that made Jeff the man he is today.

(Cave Duck, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:28, Reply)

It is health and safety innit
If something falls in your bowl, it must be food.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:28, Reply)

Wow, 60 people agree with you
www.facebook.com/pages/Bring-back-the-free-gifts-in-packets-of-cereal/212463702916
(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Well I'm delighted that people aren't wasting their time on Facebook.
Far better to ask the important questions here
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:33, Reply)

Not this again.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:33, Reply)

Sorry.
Has it be discussed before?

If it has, I didn't know about it!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:34, Reply)

Shreddies are currently giving away a book detailing all the threads that have been done on B3ta, Jeff.

(Cave Duck, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:38, Reply)

How many tokens do I need to collect?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:40, Reply)

None. You have to go into the shop, ask the assistant what they're having for lunch and then bully them into giving you the book by being cutting about their Mum.

(Cave Duck, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:42, Reply)

hahahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:43, Reply)

Someone had Tony the Tiger spokeys, if I recall.
It was less than a week ago.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:39, Reply)

I missed that.
Never mind.

What is the latest with TalkTalk?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:40, Reply)

I don't know, but Always just came up on shuffle
that's the best gift anyone could give me.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:34, Reply)

A sanitary towel??
Is this after episode 9?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Oh, he'd never do me that way
what kind of pervert do you take me for?!

No, Always by Erasure. Quite possibly the most homosexual song EVER.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:38, Reply)

That's a much better Q
JEFF - PLS ASK 'WHAT'S THE MOST HOMOSEXUAL SONG EVER?' AS AN ALT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:40, Reply)

Happy now?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:41, Reply)

Blissfully so.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Aaaaaallways, I wanna BEEEEE with you, and make beLIEEEEVE with you

(berk, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:40, Reply)

and live in HARMONY HARMONY OHHHHH LOVE

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:41, Reply)

*leaping dolphins*

(berk, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:42, Reply)

-crashes into metal star, head falls off-
I'm trying to find the truly dreadful RUA-themed art that were on a blog I read- search function does not like it. There was one of an OC based on the game cradling a dolphin who'd be caught up in the oil spill in Mexico.

You see why I wish I could find this.

EDIT: Oh dear lord, I did.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:43, Reply)

I sincerely hope this is ironic...
That's almost as bad as those kids that were killing themselves because Pandora wasn't real...
(berk, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:56, Reply)

You should read fuckyeahterribleart.tumblr.com
It's a cesspool of fuckery.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:01, Reply)

I tend to avoid things like that
as they usually make me cross.
(berk, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:03, Reply)

I just have a soft spot for terribly bad things.
Like Regretsy, that blog, Psychochomp and Batman and Robin.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:05, Reply)

I once ordered a Thai bride
that came packaged with a free penis.
( Kroney, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:41, Reply)

Heh.

(Cave Duck, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:44, Reply)

The confusion came about because you put
"yes please" in the sex part of the form.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:45, Reply)

The old ones
are the best, Chompers.
( Kroney, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Alt: gayest song ever, you say, Jeff?
It could be 'Small Town Boy' by Bronski Beat.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:44, Reply)

I'dllraise you
Man 2 Man meets Man Parish - 'Male Stripper'

(This is going to be another one of your OT disco things isn't it?)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:46, Reply)

'You Make Me Feel Mighty Real' by Sylvester is EPICALLY BENT.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:47, Reply)

i do secretly quite love that song though... sorry..........

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Apology accepted.
I cannot fucking stand it, mind.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:50, Reply)

i think i have a bit of an unintentional fetish for shit 80s camp stuff
i also love, really love, the pet shop boys' version of "always on my mind".

you really hate me now, don't you?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Of course not.
I'll sort out your music taste, don't worry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Is this the "jukebox" position
whereby you pop a stack of 45s over your turgid member and hold your little fingernail over the vinyl to serve as a needle?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:00, Reply)

i could do with this
i think my ipod would make you chuck both of us on a bonfire!

for the record (see what i did there?), i meant monty's suggestion, rather than crow's, which is the product of a diseased mind.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:06, Reply)

"Bum my arse before you go-go"
by Wham!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:47, Reply)

I submit
The Power of Love, Frankie Goes to Hollywood.

Nowhere near as awesome as its namesake by Huey.
( Kroney, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:47, Reply)

"It hurts so good"
by Jimmy Somerville
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:48, Reply)

STOP MAKING ME LAUGH OUT LOUD IN THE OFFICE
my trainee is only used to me breathing fire on him like a dragon
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Sorry Miss Swipe
Wont happen again Miss Swipe
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:50, Reply)

it better had do!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Have you tried Listerine?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:52, Reply)

arf arf

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:52, Reply)

"Are you ready for love?"
written by Elton John just after seeing Goatse for the first time
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Anything by Right Said Fred

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:47, Reply)

'I'm Too Sexy' features a brief
interpolation of Third Stone from the Sun by Jimi Hendrix. This has always thrown and upset me in equal measures.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:49, Reply)

surely unintentional

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Definitely not.
They would have to pay royalties for it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:51, Reply)

they were royally shit
some sadist bought me their album one christmas, it got me profusely mocked at uni
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Have you never hear of bins?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:53, Reply)

i was young, i needed the money
but forgot to take it back to HMV as i did sometimes shamefully do as a pikey student!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:54, Reply)

boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=395578
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:56, Reply)

are you hobostew???

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:57, Reply)

NO.
I cannot drive thus rendering the first line a giveaway, neither am I a hobo, nor is my name Stewart.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:58, Reply)

ok
you sort out my music taste and i'll teach you to drive my merc, how's that?

this is an exclusive club, only one other person has ever been allowed to touch it! well, him and the fucking traffic warden who gave me a ticket the other day for being parked on my own street. god i hate traffic wardens.

also it never occurred to me that the stew stood for stewart, i was thinking of it as like a trampsoup, i guess.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:07, Reply)

I love the reply
"Yeah something similar happens in my MMORPG."
(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:59, Reply)

do a little dance
make a little love
get down tonight
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Say Hello Wave Goodbye - Soft Cell
Though it may score higher on campness than on gayness.
(Cave Duck, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Their cover of 'Tainted Love' by Gloria Jones is gayer.
'Tainted' is about right, you grotty little man.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:52, Reply)

I saw this and thought of you Monty
Which is pretty gay.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yoAndQ9qic
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:56, Reply)

"Do You Really Wanna Hurt Me?"
Culture Club.
( Kroney, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:53, Reply)

These days I think they just offer a series of crap little games online
Encouraging children to go on the internet where PAEDOPHILES can find them.

Alt: Crossroads. No, not the classic Robert Johnson tune, but the heap of shite of the same name released by Blazin' Squad.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Ey, shut up about Blazin' Squad
Flip Reverse was a seminal tune.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:03, Reply)

In what sense was it seminal?

(Cave Duck, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:08, Reply)

It was wank.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Semenal

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:13, Reply)

You Think You're A Man by Divine was brimful of bumder.

(Cave Duck, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:02, Reply)

"Tiptoe through the tulips" by Tiny Tim
more mince than a butchers display
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:09, Reply)

i thought that was a euphemism for female...
you know, polishing the pearl. a bit of southern comfort. making kitty purr. etc etc.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:10, Reply)

She Bop by Cindy Lauper and Slowdive by Siouxsie & The Banshees are on that subject, I believe.

(Cave Duck, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:12, Reply)

i touch myself by the divinyls?
whereas i never understood "slowhand" by the pointer sisters. a man with a slow hand? what use is that to anyone?!?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:14, Reply)

I guess it saves you from being accidentally punched in the vag

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:17, Reply)

well i've reached my current advanced age
and that hasn't happened yet. even as a risk-averse litigator, i'm going to say the prospects are slim to anorexic!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:19, Reply)

oh dear
you haven't really considered your audience for that statement, have you?

I'm sure not EVERYONE has taken it as a challenge...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:30, Reply)

humph
most of this lot are from the Internet and therefore wouldn't know how to find it anyway

and the ones that could, it probably wouldn't be an accident!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Err you are from the Internet
And are probably a bloke anyway.

There are no women on the net. Not now, not ever.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Hmmm, you've given me a lot to think about...
i'll be in the basement

"Doing what?"

WHAT DO YOU THINK!?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:12, Reply)

that was on over the weekend
i laughed a LOT.

i was watching last night's about brian peeing on the rug whilst drafting my 30 page case report, it was quite hard not to type some of stewie's finer lines in place of my own.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:14, Reply)

Ha! Extra kudos for inserting family guy quotes into your briefs (err...)

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:18, Reply)

oh no, barristers have briefs
solicitors just have boring red satin tie-at-the-side knickers? or blue silk ones? or hot pink boy-shorts? or black lace ones with "teacher's pet" written on the butt? or plain white cotton school girl ones?

(one of these has got to work...)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:22, Reply)

Back into the basement for me....

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:25, Reply)

you can take them with you if you like
but you have to take them off first

(they probably aren't very comfortable on you anyway)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:36, Reply)

I did once put on a past girlfriends thong as a joke
It wasn't a pretty sight, I took it off VERY quickly
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:45, Reply)

this is quite an image!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:04, Reply)

You have a look of Katy Perry about you in your first pic
and the same colour eyes as me

/notpanderinghonest
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:37, Reply)

loads of online people say that about photos of me
trust me, in real life, there is zero resemblance. and not one person who knows me in real life would ever agree with the photo resemblance! not that it isn't desperately flattering.

now, dawn french...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Rock DJ
By well known cock taster, Robbie Williams. Gay as a window.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:14, Reply)

Evanescence - My Immortal

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:25, Reply)

Alt Q: What What (In the Butt) by Samwell
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Incredibad - The Heist
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dQCisDfyOA
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:34, Reply)

The gayest song ever you say?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfW8TY5cUTE
( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Don't Stop Me Now by Queen

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:43, Reply)