ooorwight montypie

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:27, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Not too bad.
Me and my great chums at TalkTalk have had such fun this evening. I love them so much.

How's the new job and when are we going to Tayyabs?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:29, Reply)

have you still not got that sorted? god they're rubbish
Job is awesomes and we can go whenever you want
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:31, Reply)

THEIR???
Woman!
EDIT Well done.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:32, Reply)

damn thought id got away with that mongadong

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:33, Reply)

How polite am I, neighbour?
I just can't bully you like I used to.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:35, Reply)

regular sex has made you all fluffy
And lovely and sweet
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:38, Reply)

No it hasn't.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:39, Reply)

LIES ON THE INTERNET

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:41, Reply)

I miss evil Monty :(((

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:41, Reply)

Don't worry old bean,
I'm simply luring these cretins into a false sense of security before I FUCKING DESTROY THEM IN A TSUNAMI OF BILE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:44, Reply)

Cool, there's nothing like delivering a good kicking to a dusty kneed b3ta helot
and sending them back to their hovel in disgrace.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:46, Reply)

I'm going to nick their dinner money,
administer a savage wedgie and then finish them off with a virtual bog-wash.

Then get expelled and have home tutoring because no-one will have me. Then I'm going to end up in an old offenders' institute.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:49, Reply)

You've got a plan and that's what counts, there's too much aimless drifting these days
Don't forget to dispense the old duvet wrap treatment at the institute, show them who the daddy is.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:52, Reply)

Soap in a towel, snooker ball in a sock.
I AM READY.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:53, Reply)

Sweet
Rite I've had enough of work, my brain is melting

/fucks off
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:55, Reply)

So have you got telly again now?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:31, Reply)

Nein.
Broadband is a major achievement - telly is the next K2-esque joy I need to scale.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:33, Reply)