are you autistic or a virgin?
if not, you have to be invited to join, apparently.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 0:36, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

crikey,
i'm not a virgin in any sense other than the giving part of homosexualism,
and i'm not at all autistic,
i best go outside for a while.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 0:37, Reply)

but the taking it part of homosexuality virginity
has been ripped untimely from your manly buttocks?

cor, that IS exciting gossip.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 0:41, Reply)

well, yes, that is part of what i was saying obviously,
is that exciting gossip?
does someone having had gay sex count as exciting gossip still these days?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 0:45, Reply)

This lot seem to make a big deal about someone having anal sex >_<

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 0:46, Reply)

you did anal with him having only known him for like five minutes?
blimey, go girl!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 0:46, Reply)

I have a severe aversion to it.
It's one of the things I've sworn I'd never do.

This has been twisted into the fact I'm now an anal pornstar. My Brown Wings are proudly intact. Trufax. And I would rather lose my anal virginity to the itchy end of a marrow than to a weirdo off the internet.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 0:48, Reply)

haha well, fair enough,
sadly there are few options when it comes to manly man on man action,
but it doesn't hurt as much as you'd think.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 0:49, Reply)

It's not actually the pain that bothers me.
I just think it's a bit...icky. I've nothing against man on man sex though. Just don't think it's for me.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 0:51, Reply)

Plus man-on-man
has the benefits of a prostate
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 0:53, Reply)

i'm not even sure how you would go about doing man on man!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 0:53, Reply)

Well, erm...

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 0:54, Reply)

oh right, strap ons.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 0:55, Reply)

I was implying I was a man.
Very poorly.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 0:58, Reply)

oh come on now mungo,
no need to make fun of your own sexuality,
remember you are a BEAUTIFUL FEMALE LADY
etc
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 0:59, Reply)

Lololol
why are you being nice? This is quite unsettling.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 1:03, Reply)

sorry, things you may not know about me,
i sway between very gay and almost straight,
at the moment i am more gay and that generally means me being more bitchy but nice to women and letchy at men, you know?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 1:09, Reply)

Ah, I see.
You go, girlfriend. /some other stereotypical comment

I fear the day you go straighter again :D
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 1:11, Reply)

yeh well you know whatever like innit

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 1:21, Reply)

Gay sex isn't a big deal
but news of your new film always makes a splash sweetie
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 0:47, Reply)

in general, no
At 1am on a tue night/wed morning, it's as good as i am going to get, so yeah.

And why would you receive and not give, i find this a most unselfish attitude
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 0:52, Reply)

it is a long story
but i was the one in drag,
i believe that is enough info for you to work it out?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 0:54, Reply)

well yeah
but it's still more fun if you tell me as much as you are happy to share. it sounds like a great story.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 1:01, Reply)

i sometimes do a bit of drag,
whatofit?!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 1:10, Reply)

nada mein lieb
nada
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 1:23, Reply)

i also look good in fishnets.
somehow.
i fail at looking good as a man though,
i don't know how that works.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 1:27, Reply)

i heard on the grapevine
that your girlfriend was obscenely hot. so you must have been doing SOMETHING right.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 1:39, Reply)

haha, my ex girlfriend now sadly, well not that sadly if i'm honest, but i don't like to be mean you know.
and yes, she was obscenely hot, i do not really know how that happened.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 1:42, Reply)

gossip flies around on here!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 1:51, Reply)

i don't know if me having had a very good looking partner in the past counts as good or bad gossip.
i have had some right ugly ones too, they tend to be nicer mind you.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 2:04, Reply)