You could explore his dreams while he's asleep.
He probably dreams of forging friendships, spending weeks on end learning skills like how to use a hammer and programme in assembly. He'd dream about being able to keep track of international politics and the plot of Eastenders, of shagging that bird off Hollyoaks, you know the one, her who's not caked in makeup and looks a bit like she'd fancy a bit of foot action. He'd dream of being able to go camping without having to pre-pay for a pitch for thirteen days.

TGB could play the love interest who travels the world exploring ancient tombs and doing dodgy deals with suspicious-looking Arab men, spending her life searching for an elixir that offers eternal life to the bravest soul with the most capacious love-bucket.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 8:33, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

0o0o0o0oh, I like the idea of the love interest trying to find the secret to his 'power'.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:06, Reply)

Rusty Lee would be very convincing in this respect.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:08, Reply)