Near Pac-Man Land.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:29, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

don't tease the animals. i'm a bit dopey today
screaming hangover and i nearly died* inhaling a paperclip last night


* may contain small elements of exaggeration and fuckwittery
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:30, Reply)

You honestly sound like the most clumsy person on this board.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:34, Reply)

No, she was in Chompy's bed.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:39, Reply)

this was not my fault
i never use my asthma inhaler, ever. but walking for 2 hours in the freezing cold last night meant that the warm flat triggered it. i really needed my inhaler, could only find the really old one which lives in my desk, a paperclip had wedged its way in there unbeknown to me... i sucked very hard...

meh. could happen to anyone!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:39, Reply)

I didn't know you were asthmatic.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Did you think you'd delivered the worlds most outstanding orgasm?
Nicked from somewhere
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:42, Reply)

I take all women's breaths away.
A bit of wheezing is normal when I'm around.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:59, Reply)

That's chloroform for ya!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:07, Reply)

i'm not really
i would say i use my inhaler once every 12 months, if that. i only get it with allergies as a rule, so i just keep away from cats and dust and it's fine. it's horrid though, feels like you're trying to breathe through one of those ribena carton-sized straws.

very occasionally if i do something that makes me breathless in very cold weather and then go straight inside, that sets it right off, and i walked from farringdon to kensington v fast last night because it was late, dark and freezing!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)