You just seem upset with me for some reason.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:35, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You're imagining things.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:37, Reply)

This is Monty.
He gets upset about everything. Try talking about the artistic merits of David Bowie and his impact on popular culture; that'll sooth his furrowed brow and put a spring in his step.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:38, Reply)

talking about the artistic merits of David Bowie and his impact on popular culture; that'll sooth his furrowed brow and put a spring in his step. not starting sub-JMG 'why I'm better than you' threads that became more tedious than a nine-hour church service about two years ago.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:41, Reply)

You seem to be forgetting that I tried to bridge our cultural gap by mentioning unhealthy snack foods.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:45, Reply)

So is he the sort of forum user that makes everyone else think that /offtopic is full of oversensitive wobbly pricks?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Monty is a God among men.
Which is a shame, as I'm an atheist.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Haha, that was quite good.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Seriously though, Monty's sound.
If freakishly tall.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:53, Reply)