I'm a tattoo snob
After taking the time to research the industry and the array of amazing artists across the world, I just cannot go to my local studio (though the artists there are good) for work.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:45, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I know a 'person' who has (or thinks he has) 'marijuana' in Chinese on his leg.
*belms for Britain*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:47, Reply)

I've seen the lamest tattoo ever.
Truefact.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Care to expand on that, or leave us guessing?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:49, Reply)

I've probably mentioned it before.
My short fat ginger ex had "fo'shizzle" on his shoulder.
Worst part is, he has no sense of humour, so he clearly took it deadly seriously.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Fucking hell
You just have to worry.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Ah yes, I remember
What a quim.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Do tell?
My friend has got 3 that I think are ridiculous.

1. The Avatar of your character in Pokemon on Game Boy
2. "Your Name" written on his arse
3. He's got the word "Tramp" written in the style of a stamp, on his lower back, making it his tramp stamp stamp.

He's 22, for christs sake.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:50, Reply)

one of mine has a small moustache on the inside of his index finger
tit!
(Kip, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Drawn on a woman in Pen, mildly entertaining
Tattoed, fucking dumb.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:52, Reply)

I think there was about 3 or 4 of them who did it while on holiday
but yeah, fucking dumb!
(Kip, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:53, Reply)

That's amazing!

( Peej, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:54, Reply)

ly stupid

(Kip, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:56, Reply)

I'm with you on all but one of the tattooists around mine.
I'm always on the theory that if you can get a piece done within 2 months then they can't be that good, I had to wait for 4mths to get my first 2hrs done.
(Kip, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Who's that then?
I got back from Belgium yesterday, had 7 hours with Dan DiMattia on Monday.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:55, Reply)

The website leaves a bit to be desired but the ink's spot on!
www.cruisetattoo.com

7hrs? all in the same area, is that not really bad for the healing process?
(Kip, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 12:00, Reply)

The appointment was 7 hours
Actual needlework was about 5.5 hours, and it was my whole left arm (minus the shoulder area where I'd already had work done by him). Healing's going well, just my arm's all swollen.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 12:08, Reply)

got plenty of bepanthem on it and all clinged up?


*Edit, just looked at some of Dan DiMattia's work... Liking it.

any pics of yours?
(Kip, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 12:12, Reply)

I do indeed, but it's not cling-filmed up now
Here you go!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 12:17, Reply)

Niiiice!
Here's the first 2 hours of mine, (the crow in the background will be covered) www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=5851115&l=bb457ce59c&id=552671370
(Kip, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 12:20, Reply)

Looking good dude!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 12:26, Reply)

Cheers,
and this is the end product: i181.photobucket.com/albums/x145/CrazyInsanity82/dragon_tiger.jpg
(Kip, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 12:30, Reply)

That is fucking awesome!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 12:26, Reply)

Cheers!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 12:26, Reply)

The missus has 'chips and gravy' tatooed in Chinese on her shoulder.
Deliberately. She did it when everyone else was getting shite like 'peace' and 'love' and 'Wor Chantelle is mint' done in Chinese characters.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Genius.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:58, Reply)

It works too.
Calling into a Chinese takeaway when pissed and unable to utter a single word, it comes in bloody handy.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 12:00, Reply)

Haha, I know a lad who got something similar, for the same reason

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 12:02, Reply)

I do entirely love this.
Class act, your bird.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 12:22, Reply)