you must be the only person on here not to have seen me whinging
that i was so so so sick on fri night that after 5 hours of non-stop vomiting i eventually started throwing up blood, realised this, passed out, came round, threw up, googled it, panicked a LOT, threw up some more, eventually called NHS Direct for the first time in my life, they told me to go straight to A&E. the prospect made me cry, so then they got me an on-call nurse who was brilliant. apparently it is quite normal if you have been throwing up for 5 hours solidly, you just need to be careful not to choke on it.... lovely.

she was right though, i was fine by saturday, just far too weak and dizzy to go and dazzle a load of ruperts, even those who hadn't seen a woman for 6 months. humph.

i am going to leave my flat to NHS Direct in my will.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 16:08, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

That's terrible
glad you're ok now.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 16:11, Reply)

awwwww thank you!
i am a combination of (i) never ever ill and (ii) a total dramaqueen, so it was pretty hideous. but i am glad the nurse was so good, can you imagine having to drag yourself down to A&E after 5 hours of throwing up and then sit there for hours by yourself in the middle of the night... and this is central london, you can imagine how busy those places are on a friday night!

worst. weekend. ever.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 16:13, Reply)

I don't think you're a drama queen
if I yakked blood I would probably call an ambulance (or 3)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 16:16, Reply)

drama queen

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 16:17, Reply)

"Young and sweet only thirty-three"

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 16:19, Reply)

this made me laugh and sing at the same time
inside my head though, i don't want them calling the ambulance with the square wheels for me.

and for the record, i myself am not thirty-three until TOMORROW . still plenty of time to find out how to stop time.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Happy Birthday for tomorrow
but I was singing about myself...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 16:28, Reply)

i know
it was just a shameless excuse to tell you that it is my birthday tomorrow
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 16:28, Reply)