I intend on doing a parachute jump before I'm 25

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:04, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

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Save time when undertaking a parachute jump by not bothering with the parachute.
( thealternativefact, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:06, Reply)

God I love you

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:06, Reply)

You're not so bad yourself.
Only a month to go until we are reunited.
( thealternativefact, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:07, Reply)

Woo!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Ahh, thank you!
Always wondered about that.

Should I make it so my head is facing the floor on my way down too?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:07, Reply)

No, certainly not.
We don't want to scare the people on the ground.
( thealternativefact, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:08, Reply)

I'll cover it with my t-shirt!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Yay - that yellow one with designer red splats?

( thealternativefact, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Designer?
I thought he'd man-perioded all over it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Nope, DG threw wine at me

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Staggery drunken bastard.
He didn't manage to fall off a chair though.
( thealternativefact, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Not like cockneck
Also, he managed to keep his drinks alcoholic!

Nah, he went to hit me with the spanging pan, and instead hit his own hand, and smacked the contents all over me. Red wine in the eye stings a bit...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:27, Reply)