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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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birthday beakering and things you've never done
i was just thinking that, despite having had at least a sip of champagne on my birthday for the last 25 years (as a child it was a treat, as an adult you've got to be bloody quick around my family if you want more than a sip), i've never actually opened a bottle of fizz in my life - it scares me!

i've also never fired a gun, been skiing, knitted anything or sold anything on ebay.

what random things that most people probably take for granted have you never done??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 9:58, 186 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Your mum

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:00, Reply)
even someone as smooth as you would struggle there
she died almost 5 years ago. in fact today 5 years ago was the very last time i saw her, but thanks for reminding me and RUINING MY BIRTHDAY.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:01, Reply)
Happy birthday!

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:15, Reply)
fanks!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:36, Reply)
I've never skiied, bungeed, or done any of those silly things.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:01, Reply)
I intend on doing a parachute jump before I'm 25

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:04, Reply)
TOP TIP
Save time when undertaking a parachute jump by not bothering with the parachute.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:06, Reply)
God I love you

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:06, Reply)
You're not so bad yourself.
Only a month to go until we are reunited.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:07, Reply)
Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:12, Reply)
Ahh, thank you!
Always wondered about that.

Should I make it so my head is facing the floor on my way down too?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:07, Reply)
No, certainly not.
We don't want to scare the people on the ground.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:08, Reply)
I'll cover it with my t-shirt!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:17, Reply)
Yay - that yellow one with designer red splats?

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:20, Reply)
Designer?
I thought he'd man-perioded all over it.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:20, Reply)
Nope, DG threw wine at me

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:21, Reply)
Staggery drunken bastard.
He didn't manage to fall off a chair though.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:23, Reply)
Not like cockneck
Also, he managed to keep his drinks alcoholic!

Nah, he went to hit me with the spanging pan, and instead hit his own hand, and smacked the contents all over me. Red wine in the eye stings a bit...
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:27, Reply)
Neither have I.
So undignified.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:12, Reply)
I've never seen The Godfather films
and I've never been skiing, either. I tried to go snowboarding once, but I got so pissed off with falling over every 5 seconds that I used it as a sledge instead.
(berk, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:02, Reply)
Godfather, that's a point, never seen any of them either!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:03, Reply)
I snowboarded once on a dry ski slope
I was a natural at it, just a shame I've never been on a skiing holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:04, Reply)
Skiied, fell over, got up, fell over, got up, starting moving, fell, rolled down slope, taking out several kids, hit tree.
Never been back.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:06, Reply)
you should do,
by day three you'll be confident and you'll love it.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:15, Reply)
I was confident on just this little training session
But then the dry ski slope was rather small.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:17, Reply)
Dry ski slopes have a very different feel to real snow,
it's less uniformed and can be a lot harder to slow down on snow.
It's also piss easy to faceplant on snow.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:23, Reply)
A uni mate of mine came back after Christmas with a 'modified' nose
He faceplanted onto some compacted snow and did a really good job of evenly smearing it across his face.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:29, Reply)
I've never spent the night with my head down the toilet because of alcohol.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:02, Reply)
Same
I've spent the Morning, but never the night.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:03, Reply)
I've honked after a few pints of Carling Black Label
but that was because CBL is the devils smelly piss
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:10, Reply)
I think I've only ever vomited in the night 3 times
Once my drink was spiked, the other two times I just drank too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:16, Reply)
this is a lie, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:05, Reply)
I've been drunk a thousand times...
but i've always stopped when I reached the "i'm gonna puke" limit
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:09, Reply)
You fucking poof.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:12, Reply)
Hey th'sporto, you're th'so kewl

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:16, Reply)
isn't that a quote?
wait... wait....

wonderstuff, "size of a cow"? or is it "sides of a cow" ?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:13, Reply)
Size. Awful record.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:16, Reply)
Sure is
not that I ever liked the Wonderstuff, they were for the cool kids who puked on booze all the time, like Monty...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:17, Reply)
Were they fuck.
I saw them supporting Zodiac Mindwarp & the Love Reaction who were fucking superb. The Wonder Stuff were a bunch of benders.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:20, Reply)
I just lump them with all the other early 90's bands that I didn't like and seemed to be worshipped by twats
The Wonderstuff
James
The Levellers
Carter USM
Suede
Blur
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:23, Reply)
I have a soft spot for the Levellers due to their free festival roots.
Not enough to buy a record off them, mind...

Brett Anderson from Suede is one of the worst people I've ever met. And I've met Noel Gallagher.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:25, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:34, Reply)
I like one James track

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:28, Reply)
WIGGYNOMS KNOWS THE DRUMMER FROM JAMES!!!11111!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:31, Reply)
What do you want, a fucking badge?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:33, Reply)
I'd prefer a nommy cupcake.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:37, Reply)
Has Kitty taken over your mind?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:38, Reply)
I think he's trying to redress levels of nommyness on the board which have fallen dramatically in Kitty's absence.
I suggest we all observe two minutes nomming at 11 O'clock.
(Cave Duck, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:42, Reply)
Are you nomming yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 11:01, Reply)
I saw them live once. The drummer was good
He was called Malcolm

He's dead now.
(Cave Duck, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:20, Reply)
My guess is that the singer gave him bum-AIDS.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:22, Reply)
Happy Birthday!
I've never fired a gun either, I'd love to do that.

I've never been able to ride a bike properly. I learned at age 15, and was doing OK, until one accident happened, and I lost all confidence. Now, I won't even go near them.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:02, Reply)
I've fired shotguns and .22 rifles
The first time I shot a scoped .22 with some friends, I spent ages lining up the shot then jumped out of my skin when my neighbouring friend fired his, causing my shot to go massively off target.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:06, Reply)
Haha, terrible!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:07, Reply)
They're louder than you expect
But I soon got used to it, and proved myself to be a sniper extraordinaire.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:09, Reply)
I was in the CCF at school
and was the only female marksman. *smugs*
(berk, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:10, Reply)
Surely markswoman/marksperson?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:10, Reply)
Nice work!
We had an air rifle range at school, I was pretty nifty at that.
Guns are awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:12, Reply)
They so are

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:19, Reply)
We had a CCF at one school I went to
But I left before I got to join, fucking gutted.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:18, Reply)
Firing a pump action shotgun
and doing the one-handed reload thing is the best feeling in the world.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:17, Reply)
Happy Birthday!
I've never smoked a cigarette, never taken illegal drugs and never ironed an item of clothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:03, Reply)
But have you seen an elephant fly?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:12, Reply)
hahahahahahha xx

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:14, Reply)
I've seen a house fly, I've even seen a dragon fly
But sure as I'm a massively racist stereotype, hungry for some fried chicken and watermelon, I've never seen an elephant fly.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:14, Reply)
Happy birthday
Drunk coffee
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:03, Reply)
You're missing nothing, Tea is superior.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:03, Reply)
+if you are 90 years old and stink of cats and piss

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:18, Reply)
Or not.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:20, Reply)
Sorry, I can't hear you through the fog of cat stink and piss
pooeee that smells
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:26, Reply)
You're a strange one, aren't you dear?
Would you like a sweet?

*proffers cough candy*
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:28, Reply)
Posted on Twitter.
I've been a member for a while, but never bothered. Then again, I've been on Facebook for ages, and have only just started bothering with that. I do use Second Life a fair bit though.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:09, Reply)
You fucking loser.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:13, Reply)
This

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:14, Reply)
^ This ^

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:15, Reply)
^^that

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:15, Reply)
I have never even tried to drive a car.
And despite talking a good game, I've never actually abducted, killed and eaten a child. I've been having you on all along.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:15, Reply)
LIES!
On the internet
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:22, Reply)
I can't believe you haven't wanked in this qotw response.
www.b3ta.com/questions/betamax/post963734
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:23, Reply)
I don't read QOTW any more.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:30, Reply)
Wise, very wise.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:31, Reply)
Let's call it shit (for that is its name).

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:32, Reply)
Actually I think you'll find that it isn't shit, it is bad. Shit is an subjective judgment and not objective.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:36, Reply)
apparently
people who start a sentence with "actually" are likely to be lying.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:39, Reply)
if someone starts a sentence with 'apparently'
it means that they don't know what they are talking about.


I should know, I do it all the time
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:45, Reply)
it is a caveat
i wish i could remember where i read the "actually" thing. i'd like to say my friend's psychology textbook (she's doing a phD in psychology, how scary is that), but it was probably the national enquirer.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:47, Reply)
Stephen Fry said it on QI once
Therefore it's FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:49, Reply)
really?
validation!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:51, Reply)
I fucking love driving
it's great

apart from the other cunts on the road.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:28, Reply)
Agreed

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:30, Reply)
Never owned a games console.
Don't see the point in them.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:16, Reply)
The point of them is to entertain children.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:17, Reply)
I thought wearing my "special" owl mask was a better way of entertaining them.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:28, Reply)
.
owl gimp
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:47, Reply)
I've never seen any of the Godfather films, or the Rambo films

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:30, Reply)
First Blood is actually very good.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:31, Reply)
I'm told the Godfather films are too
just not got round to watching them.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:32, Reply)
They aren't as good as people make out.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:35, Reply)
that doesn't surprise me
I'm easily pleased when it comes to films though.

My favourite films are Starship Troopers, The Crow and most of the Alien films
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:36, Reply)
I've never seen The Crow

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:38, Reply)
The Crow is cool
Good soundtrack too
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:39, Reply)
Very good soundtrack
Not seen any of the sequels though, I hear they're shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:39, Reply)
they are shit
but it is a fucking good soundtrack
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)
Like Singles
Terrible film, great soundtrack!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:45, Reply)
that really is a great soundtrack
if I'm thinking of the right one

has it got State of Love and Trust by Pearl Jam on it?

also, I've just remembered about Pump Up The Volume. Classic.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:48, Reply)
Yeah, Soundgarden, Jimi Hendrix, etc.
Actually another good one is Judgement Night but I like that film too!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:49, Reply)
Judgement Night does indeed have a good soundtrack.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:51, Reply)
nods head
I fucking love that CD!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:52, Reply)
I was struggling to decide between fury and delight
when ITV showed Rambo and put the "what's on next" voiceover on top of Stallone's speech right at the end, pretty much the most significant piece of dialogue in the whole film.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:48, Reply)
This, plus
any Star Wars films
Any Rocky films
Raging Bull
Grease
Any Batman Films
(Cave Duck, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:32, Reply)
I love Star Wars
even the new ones

I haven't seen any Rocky, or Raging Bull.

Don't watch Grease

The Batman films are hit and miss. Batman and Batman Returns are pretty good, as are Batman Begins and Dark Knight
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:33, Reply)
omg yes
michael keaton in batman/returns....... swoon.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:36, Reply)
Godfather I and II are indeed very good
I would recommend watching them

EDIT:
We will gloss over part III
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:32, Reply)
I've seen those
But not Top Gun or Ferris Bueller's Day Out.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:34, Reply)
I haven't seen those two either.
Not being a bender, and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:35, Reply)
I bet you £20 you'll enjoy Top Gun.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:38, Reply)
It has that ghastly little poof in it, so we shall never know.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:40, Reply)
You're missing out of one of the most unintentionally hilarious films you'll ever see.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:41, Reply)
I am aware of the massive homoerotic undertones.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:50, Reply)
Top Gun is fucking awesome

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:36, Reply)
Aw, what?
You are missing some classic 80s cheese there, my friend.
(berk, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:38, Reply)
See, that's why I don't want to watch them
I don't like 80s cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:38, Reply)
Why not?

(berk, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:40, Reply)
The 80s were utter shit

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:41, Reply)
I dislike 80s cheese too
but Top Gun is actually a good film, despite what others may say
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)
Surely Monty
feels the need, the need for speed (and coke, blow, LSD, E, etc, etc, etc.)
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:46, Reply)
You can keep the speed, thanks.
Fucking horrible stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:48, Reply)
I used to love that stuff

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:49, Reply)
haha
the team have just come in to sing happy birthday.

they have bought me the most enormous bottle of grey goose and a massive selection of fancy cheeses from neals yard - stilton, goats cheese, stinking bishop, a 7+ cheddar - the fridge at work is going to honk.

they know me far, far too well!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:35, Reply)
I'm not surprised it'll honk, if you've got a goose in there!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:37, Reply)
oh how i wish
that hadn't made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:38, Reply)
Me too
It was dreadful.
(berk, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:39, Reply)
POTD

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:39, Reply)
Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:40, Reply)
Similar to someone above
I've never vomited (from drink or drugs) anywhere that wasn't outside, or in a sink of toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:35, Reply)
Neither have I
but this is probably due to a far smaller intake of the above than me being particularly hardcore.
(berk, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:39, Reply)
I've never been on holiday to Europe
Never skied or snowboarded, never skateboarded, never been to the cinema as an adult.
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:37, Reply)
never been to the cinema???????????????????

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:38, Reply)
As an adult

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:39, Reply)
Not since I was a kid no
Full of mouth breathing noisy eating proles
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:53, Reply)
I have to say I don't really like going to the cinema.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:39, Reply)
I love it
I just hate how much it costs. I saw Jackass 3D at the weekend, it's exactly as immature as I expected, and I thoroughly enjoyed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:39, Reply)
Cinemas are fine
So long as every other patron shuts the fuck up.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:40, Reply)
I go to sleep in the cinema every time. It's a waste of money for me.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)
^very much this

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:45, Reply)
I decided the cinema was losing its appeal
when, queuing to get into a film, the family standing behind me turned up with a set of takeaway pizzas they'd just bought from Pizza Hut*. The bastards then sat in the row behind me and proceeded to chomp away for the first half-hour of the film without the slightest hint of self-consciousness.


*So I use the term 'pizza' very loosely
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:47, Reply)
what complete cunts
one of my biggest regrets is not having a massive fucking go at some cunt in the cinema.

I had been sat quietly watching the film, annoyed by the kids belong to some miserable cunt. I moved my leg a bit (because cinemas weren't designed for tall people) touched the guys chair and he turned round and snapped "can you stop kicking my chair"

fuck knows how I didn't explode with rage at the time, because I'm close to it now, just remembering it and this was like 5 years ago or more.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:50, Reply)
Went to see 8 Mile at uni with a housemate and her fella
Some kids were chatting a few rows in front, and housemate's boyfriend scrambled over the tops of the empty rows, loomed over them, and practically screamed in their faces to shut up.
It was beautiful to watch.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:54, Reply)
amazing
I love seeing people go crazy at other people.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:55, Reply)
The kids were annoying
But I'm not sure they deserved such a primal ragefest.
Actually they did, ignorant selfish turds.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:59, Reply)
I wanted to go see The Hurt Locker at the cinema, but was worried I'd BLOW UP at someone
Haha, geddit? Geddit?

I don't blame you, because it's a fucking awful attempt at a joke
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:59, Reply)
Eugh, I hate that
Had a fatass family bring in two bulging Tesco bags each, and were eating for the entire film. I'm sure I smelt a deli cooked chicken at one point.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:50, Reply)
Pizza Hut Pepperoni 'pizzas' are magical, and not in a good way
Stick a 14 inch Ham & Pineapple or Margherita pizza in front of me, I can finish it. One slice of that fat drenched shite, and I'm full. It just doesn't make sense.

Although I'd like to point out, once again, Meat Feast is the king of Pizzas.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:58, Reply)
I've never been in love
meh *shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:43, Reply)
for god's sake
delete that before lucy and charlie see it and leave your harem 4-EVA.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:46, Reply)
The love a man has for his chicken and his cat is a very different thing
and frequently not understood by polite society
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:48, Reply)
luckily this website
is anything but! so we understand.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:53, Reply)
This may surprise some of you
But I've never seen The Crow

(Oh, and Happy Birthday, rachel. Rest assured champagne bottles needn't be scary as long as you point the cork away from your face.)
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:45, Reply)
you should watch it
it has a very good soundtrack

it's also a good film.

"What the fuck you all painted up for crackhead? halloween ain't till mañana!"
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:47, Reply)
"It can't rain all the time"

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:49, Reply)
Bang! Bang! Caw!
Oh fuck I'm dead.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:53, Reply)
It's quite a good film
and yes, the soundtrack is very good, but I have to say that some of the appeal has worn off now I'm no longer an angsty teenager.
(berk, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:52, Reply)
I was never angsty as a teen
I'm not quite sure why I like the film so much. I think it's just fundamentally well made.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:53, Reply)
I have avoided watching it for the last decade or so
in case it's now shit.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:58, Reply)
I saw it a few months back
It's still awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 11:00, Reply)
I watched it a little while back as my mrs hadn't seen it
it was still just as good in my view
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 11:02, Reply)
thanks crow!!!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:48, Reply)
Happy birthday!

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:54, Reply)
thank you!!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:56, Reply)
I'm going to confiscate your exclamation marks in a minute.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 11:02, Reply)
Then she's just going to start doing ones1111

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 11:03, Reply)
multiple exclamation marks are a sign of a diseased mind

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 11:03, Reply)
it's just this place
i was always taught that brackets and exclamation marks say to the reader "this bit doesn't matter", so i never use them in emails/correspondence.

therefore all the surplus spills out on here, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 11:03, Reply)
I disagree re brackets.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 11:04, Reply)
same here
it's almost like an appendix to a sentence. Useful supporting information that doesn't fit in the main body.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 11:08, Reply)
I also disagree (re brackets)

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 11:09, Reply)
i don't disagree
(i actually do disagree)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 11:16, Reply)
Hey! How come Crow gets three and I only get two?
Are my birthday wishes somehow less exciting? Blatant favouritism.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 11:05, Reply)
he got there first, i was running out by the time you limped over the attention-line
but at least you made it. as for those people on here who have ignored my shameless beakering and have failed to say "happy birthday" AT ALL... well.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 11:08, Reply)
Happy Birthday
some of us have to work for a living you know
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 11:59, Reply)
I got so many they had to be delivered in a skip.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 11:08, Reply)
With your drugs?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 11:11, Reply)
i would like to hope that i never have to fire a gun to be honest.
i have done all the others though.
i have never stayed in a hotel though.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 11:15, Reply)
I've never done IT standing up.
I'm a lazy bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 12:58, Reply)
Seriously?
You're missing out there.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 13:30, Reply)
I am not going to sleep with you.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 13:48, Reply)

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