I particularly hate the ones with the journalist in them which talks about "The Science Behind the Product!"
whilst not containing any actual science and instead having an attractive milf type journo who I would do in an instant interviewing a pseudo "scientist" who wears a white coat to improve their made science SkillZ
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:26, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Oh, don't get me started on those
They must just sit in meetings and go,
"Well, what's it supposed to do?"
"Erm...make your hair look nice...revitalise it?"
"Ok, we'll say it contains Revitagen."
"Won't that make it sound like some sort of disgusting cracker?"
"You're fired. The rest of you make up some graphics involving little glowing spheres splattering onto CGI hairs and making them flash and look pretty and illustrate the Power Of Revitagen."
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:29, Reply)

I enjoy waiting for the small print to see how pitiful their statistics are
"9/10 women agree this wrinkle cream is better than having your skin pulled back and tied in a knot!*"

*86% of 19 women agreed
(Spitz, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:30, Reply)

It annoys me that my wife doesn't find that sort disgraceful use of statistics
as violent anger inducingly irrittating as I do. Which only serves to make me more angry.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:32, Reply)

smack her about a bit.
Tell her that you're going to bruise 9/10 parts of her body.
(Spitz, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:39, Reply)