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I don't know why I keep watching Grey's Anatomyit's so fucking depressing.
Sum up your week to me in five words. Or a haiku, the choice is yours.
Alt Q: Do you hate Cheryl Cole or actually quite like her? I quite like her, she's pretty (albeit mostly plastic) and she seems quite pleasant (except for the racially aggravated assault) and she does appear to have some talent (despite it being in PR rather than actual singing).
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Tiring, strange, tv-loaded, boring and fuzzyAlt Q: I have no feelings on her. I never listen to her music, I don't buy the type of magazine she is in, nor do I watch the X-Factor. I'd dislike her I am sure if I ever thought about her
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 13:55,
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I've had to listen to her new song repeatedly, it's growing on meeven if it is about that bird that we had to sing about in first year French lessons.
I want her hair, but apparently she wears three sets of hair extensions, that would well hurt!
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she does have nice hair it is true(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 13:59,
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It makes me angry though that she's advertising shampoowhen all the shampoo in the world won't make your hair triple in size and volume and it's only that shiny because of the tears of the chinese girls who had to grow it and cut it off.
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Monday, Friday, Monday, Friday, Friday.(
The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 11 Nov 2010, 13:55,
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No, it's just how this has felt.Monday felt like Monday
Tuesday felt like a Friday
etc etc...
It's a tiring way to run a week.
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The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:11,
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HmmmmSoup,idiots,coffee,Maynards,beer
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Undecided - despite being a tarted up chav I think she is exceedingly pretty and would split her in two given the chance!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 13:57,
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It's awful,I'm going to ring my boss in a bit and book tomorrow off as holiday.
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I suppose you have loads of holidays to sparewhat with having no life most of the time.
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Dull Accounting Job Squirrel TrumpetI only needed 3.
Alt Q: No opinion, but she looks & sounds as thick as a donkeys cock.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 13:58,
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Little bastard gets into my shedhazelnut shells everywhere
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:01,
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Gawd bless that christmas squirrel(
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:10,
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Europe, pain, awesome, work, shitI dislike Cheryl Cole because her shit hand tattoo is prompting teenagers to get matching shit hand tattoos.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 13:58,
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yeah this is a bit annoyingI wanted a wrist/hand tattoo years ago but I don't want to join the Cheryl Army.
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Wrist is fineBut I won't get my hands, neck or face done. There's a reason that those tattoos are known as Everlasting Job Stoppers.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:03,
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I approve of your new tattoowell done
I've had another idea for what I'd like, but to be honest I think I'd have to go to someone as good as the guy who did yours, otherwise I'd be worried it'd come out shit
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:03,
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Thanks!You'll need someone good for that, yes, I'd recommend someone like Xed le Hed in London, he's a master of geometric tattoos (and on my list).
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:07,
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most of the things I'd like involve really straight lines and stuffand would like shit if not done well. One of the main reasons I've not it just yet.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:08,
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naaa little bit of pain never hurt anyone
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:11,
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Whichever capitalisation means that I want a tattoo from him.(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:10,
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ok that would be the lower casethe other one was that you wanted to sleep with him. DO I HAVE TO PSYCHOCHOMP EVERYTHING?
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Probably far too late but that tatt design makes me think ofThe Crystal Maze.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:04,
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I never let that stop me.(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:44,
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You could get 4 of them done.One for each of the 'zones'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:44,
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shit start, getting better now.Alt: neither, don't watch z factor or listen to pop music so she rarely crosses my path. She is quite tidy but I'm more into down to earth women.
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mixture of dull and excellentalt: I'd find her a lot more attractive if I'd never heard her voice or her opinions on anything. I also hate the sort of lipstick/gloss (?) she is advertising. It looks shit on most women, and especially shit on her.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:02,
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I'm sorry to break it to youbut shiny and glittery lip gloss looks fucking shit
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:11,
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I buy lipgloss thinking "ooh this is so shiny"and then I put it in my makeup drawer and forget about it. I've got Vaseline on at the moment. SEXY
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you need to break from that patternusing vaseline is a good start.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:15,
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The problem with a lot of lipgloss is that it tastes so yummy that you lick it off within minutes and have to start again(, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:17, Reply)
Obvious strikethroughsorry!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:27,
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I've had all week off, but I've resisted sitting around playing XBoxI'm not sure why.
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I only spent part of Monday evening playing itslept most of tuesday. I had a busy weekend at sisters wedding then delivering relatives back home on Monday.
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M o D, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:34,
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Why not both?Ambivalence,
too little time,
hangover.
Alt Q: I couldn't really give a caramelised flying banana either way.
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why would i even have an opinion of cheryl cole?(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:14,
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because you are a colossal helmet(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:15,
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are you saying that colossal helmets hold opinions of cheryl cole?that is not very nice to say that of Splattered, as well as a large number of other people in this thread.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:30,
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you've obviously formed an opinion to phrase the question like that(, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:18, Reply)
i have?i'm not sure what it is. what is it? is it good? i've never met her :(
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:27,
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No it's not good.I can't believe you think that of her, what an awful person you are.
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It's my own fucking faultDue to this being the first time in 3 years without loads of bills, I went mental with loads of drinking, getting takeaways, etc.
Now, I might be able to make it through to the end of the month without lending any money, if I'm lucky!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:22,
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WellYou missed out on the free soup yesterday and its gone now...
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:19,
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the same as any otherI don't watch Grey's, have maybe seen an episode or two, I don't really get into the medical dramaz.
I like her well enough I guess, I think she's very pretty and has good style but she's got a weird singing voice. I like that Three Words song but not the other one, Fight for this Love? The video is mega lame.
I like Girls Aloud more than I like Cheryl.
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:23,
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Her new one is ok if you like pop.Nadine's solo song is rubbish, but she appears to be able to sing.
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haven't heard it but I saw where it has horrible salesalmost as bad a heidi montag :/
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:32,
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that was actually a while ago, before the whole surgery thing, summer '09 maybe?there was a big to do because she lip synced
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:42,
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there's always a big do about lip syncing, it's like Photoshop for the voice.nothing's real anymore! *sobs*
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I am too tired to have an opinion on this or anything today.I barely scraped the energy together to type this and let you know.
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girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:24,
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Have a nap.I just dozed off on my desk, and woke up with a dead arm, but I do feel a little more lively for it. (For now.)
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My boss is in a foul mood.Related or not, I will be banished to the four corners of hell if I'm caught napping at my desk.
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girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:29,
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Hell has corners? I assumed it was just an endless grid of roundabouts with a depressing commercial centre off to one end...(, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:09, Reply)
I was going to nip off to the gents' with it, but then I had a really protracted belch which kind of ruined the moment.(, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:32, Reply)
I hate it when you do something so disgustingit detumesces your own penis.
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I don't feel ill and I haven't been partying.I'm just really tired.
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girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:31,
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Work Drink Cold Blues MopeAlt: Not sure. I don't think her music is of any particular merit, but I enjoy mocking her accent in the same way that I enjoy winding up the Toon lass in oor deportmen' like. The various cosmetics adverts get on my nerves, but no more than any of the other cosmetics adverts by which my senses are bombarded on a daily basis.
I am INDIFFERENT.
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I particularly hate the ones with the journalist in them which talks about "The Science Behind the Product!"whilst not containing any actual science and instead having an attractive milf type journo who I would do in an instant interviewing a pseudo "scientist" who wears a white coat to improve their made science SkillZ
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Oh, don't get me started on thoseThey must just sit in meetings and go,
"Well, what's it supposed to do?"
"Erm...make your hair look nice...revitalise it?"
"Ok, we'll say it contains Revitagen."
"Won't that make it sound like some sort of disgusting cracker?"
"You're fired. The rest of you make up some graphics involving little glowing spheres splattering onto CGI hairs and making them flash and look pretty and illustrate the Power Of Revitagen."
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I enjoy waiting for the small print to see how pitiful their statistics are"9/10 women agree this wrinkle cream is better than having your skin pulled back and tied in a knot!*"
*86% of 19 women agreed
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It annoys me that my wife doesn't find that sort disgraceful use of statisticsas violent anger inducingly irrittating as I do. Which only serves to make me more angry.
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smack her about a bit.Tell her that you're going to bruise 9/10 parts of her body.
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I think I might explode.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:24,
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Now that, my internet chum, is a very good idea.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:37,
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Many years ago, when Gurks Aloud were new, I was sitting at the same table as them in a canteen.I asked Cheryl to pass me the pepper, and she did.
None of you cunts have ever passed me the pepper, and yet you all feel qualified to give out about the poor girl.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:30,
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You've never asked me for the pepperyou don't ask, you don't get. It's obvious where the fault lies here.
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ZOMG, she showed her boobs to a man?!(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:41,
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TrueShe was forceful in showing her piercing to me.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:44,
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*passes salt and pepper*Jesus Doc, chill out!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:34,
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I assume it wasn't the black pepper(
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:36,
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Gurks Aloud sounds like something Joanna Lumley would fawn all over.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:43,
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Who's this blue-name cunt then?(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:37,
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It's someone we aren't allowed to talk aboutfor fear of getting into trouble.
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We weren't allowed to talk about someone?(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:40,
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She who shall not be named.*quivers*
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:41,
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Or Bert(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:42,
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I sense sarcasm(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:16,
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we have the same mannerismsand a man once told me we look the same naked.
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sorry about that(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:41,
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says someone with a usernumber over 50,000(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:45,
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Aww, you clicked on my name.This makes me fizzy inside.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:48,
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what makes you think i clicked it?(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:18,
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Shit, alone, self-hatred, lost, pensive(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:40,
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what happened to hot curry and hot sex?Did you forget to wash your hands?
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SIX WORDS BITCH(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:55,
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Haha, gutted.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:55,
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:55,
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Aww Tear.... lol i would hate that.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:57,
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Hey PP to the GI'm photoshopping pictures to send to you for my website. Not of my boobs.
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champagne vodka cake cheese jomalonejust met my friend for lunch with her baby. pros: very cute. cons: did not sit still or quietly for even 15 consecutive seconds.
conclusion: 2/10 would not reproduce again
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:56,
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my friend's status is thanking her child for throwing up on her in a cafeI lolled.
I read cake and cheese as cheesecake, I think I have a problem.
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I've just realised that I have no memory after about 8:45 for every evening that TGB has been staying with me.I've been watching The Apprentice with her and I can't name a single character and I can only vaguly recall each task. I donno what they did yesterday until someone reminds me, and even then, I can't remember who won or even what team one.
I'm not even joking, even if something horrific happened, I wouldn't remember it, it's quite scary now I think about it =S
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:57,
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You can't expect to watch the Apprentice without losing some brain function(
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:58,
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I wouldn't put it past her to be slipping you rohypnol.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:59,
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My tablets knock me out, but I think it's 'cus I'm now content with napping in the living room, where as before I was self concous by it.Where as before I would go to bed and have no refference of time, now I'm napping on the sofa so know that there is something in my brain missing.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:02,
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it's the erotica exhibition at olympia next weekit is just down the road from me.
an entire weekend of grey haired accountants and lardy secretaries squeezed into PVC gimp suits and whipping each other in the street. i challenge anyone to find a more depressing sight!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:07,
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What stand are you working on this year?Happy Birthday!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:08,
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thank you!i think your gaz was the very first birthday message i got, so you win a prize.
i avoid it because it is not erotic, it is just hysterical. if you have to be wrapped in pink shiny pvc tape and covered in whipped cream and then lashed until you are pinker and shinier than the tape before you can get it up, you don't need a new sex toy, you just need a new partner...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:11,
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Al's penis(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:08,
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How about the fact that this woman exists?You're such a wuss!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:10,
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get rid of it, get rid of it now!!!!good boy
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:12,
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Is that because of work, or just because it disgusts you?Here's a nice picture for you, and it's your loss if you don't click it
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:14,
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nopei am never clicking your pictures at work!
someone can tell me what it is and if i approve i will look at home...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:20,
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oh god you were rightthis is the best thing ever
EVER
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:21,
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yesi have asked my reprographics team for a lifesized version. laminated.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:30,
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he would still get it so so so hard though!(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:23,
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definitely, he's super hotjust not so much in that photo.
I was watching a sitcom version of 10 Things I Hate About You which I fully expected to be super shite, but it was quite funny and TWO very hot men with delicious abs spent most of the episode with their tops off, it was awesome.
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i approve of this sort of thingapart from a DJ there are few things men can wear that are hotter than just a pair of low-slung jeans and some aftershave.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:27,
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I have all of the aboveExcept the delicious abs... Guess I'll be joining a gym soon then.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:29,
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Amen(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:34,
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oh yes, you saidi don't really know it. i will check it out in the duty free when i go to jamaica next month and will let you have the rswipe seal of approval accordingly.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:35,
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feel free to pick me up a bottle of Hugo Boss Element while you are at it(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:35,
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it was happy chanceI dislike most that I have smelt, but got a free sample of Element and discovered that I like it.
I also love the smell of CK One, but I figure it wouldn't do to wear some cologne myself that gave me the horn, so I bought some for my mrs.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:38,
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i wear ck onealthough i have recently replaced it with jo malone's lime, mandarin and basil - next time you are spoiling her, check it out. everyone loves it, people stop me on the tube to ask what i'm wearing.
plus, you know, you would know that your missus smelled like me, and that has to give you the horn, right?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:42,
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I will bear that in mindI will also remember to bring my noseplugs if/when we meet otherwise I cannot be held responsible for my actions.
there are only a few things guaranteed to give me the horn, and you tend to sport most of them and the CK One would push me over the edge.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:44,
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"there are only a few things guaranteed to give me the horn, and you tend to sport most of them"this is actually a very nice compliment and i am now smiling a LOT.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:47,
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of coursenow i am eaten up with curiosity as to what the others are
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:58,
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Pinstripe pencil skirtsSeamed stockings
Voracious appetite for blowjobs
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:59,
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^thisplus pigtails
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 16:01,
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I knew there was something I forgot!(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 16:01,
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ohyou're not a million miles off today, actually. i have a black pinstriped pencil skirt with a very tiny pale pink pin, a black low-cut jumper, seamed stockings and very high heels.
then i will replace the heels with the ass-toning, club-footed trainers for a truly special look for this evening's birthday festivities.
i doubt there'll be any blowie action though, as it's all girls tonight.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 16:05,
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Wow, erm...I've just raised my eyebrows so high I now appear to have some strange tufts in my fringe...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 16:15,
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what, club feet do it for you??they're not real club feet. just skechers with very thick curvy soles.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 16:17,
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cursed lack of absor rather the over-abundance of belly.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:31,
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YeahI'm sure they're under their protective covering somewhere, they're just shy.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:34,
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very much the case(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:35,
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whilst i don't believe this applies to either of youyes, it is not so sexy if the jeans are low slung because they won't do up over a sympathy-pregnancy belly.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:36,
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I always wear trousers low-slung anywayBut not so low as to expose my entire arse.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:37,
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If you ask nicely, I may comply(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:48,
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*complies*(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:57,
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I'm not gazzing you a pic of my arse(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 16:00,
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It was my birthday last weekI got zero boob pics.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 16:08,
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Can I have boob pics?Worth a try...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 16:15,
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Agreed. Queen is one of my all time favorite songs and gives me the right fucking blazing horn.(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 16:18,
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Most of my days are the same.An endless dreary saddy-go-round of housework and shirking. I am permanently bored and have even stopped taking an interest in tv and films. And that's the plus points.
Alt: Only if she had a voice and accent transplant.
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