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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I have a friend who is attracted to giraffes.
He genuinely thinks they're sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 17:29, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Steer clear of that fucker then

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 17:32, Reply)
Why?
I'm not a giraffe.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 17:35, Reply)
A salient point if ever I saw one.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 17:36, Reply)
That half of a philosophy degree I did comes in useful every now and again.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 17:48, Reply)
It's a strong indicator that he's tapped in the head
Who knows what other fetish areas interest him
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 17:37, Reply)
Yes, that's right, he's a fucking peedo

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 17:38, Reply)
What is the age of consent for giraffes?

(Cave Duck, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 17:39, Reply)
The internet tells me that they become sexually active between 3.5 to 4.5 years
I can neither confirm nor deny this
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 17:45, Reply)
Only if he fancies baby giraffes.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 17:40, Reply)
He's not going mounting a grown one
Everything over 6 months and they're yesterdays news, filthy noncing
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 17:41, Reply)
Have you never heard of ladders?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 17:55, Reply)
*tsk*tsk* it's all about the radius of the bumhole innit
Also, how the fuck would the man achieve a reach around on an adult
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 17:59, Reply)
If you want something enough you get round the obstacles.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 18:00, Reply)
Proof, if it were needed, that all stilt walkers are filthy giraffe-fancying flibbertygibbets.

(Cave Duck, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 18:00, Reply)
I think I may have a friend he would like.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 17:34, Reply)
"Everyone loves a slinky"
"GO SLINKY GO!"

Ha! Forrins. When will they realise that their customs are silly?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 17:36, Reply)
It's those Claire's Accesories necklaces.
They're so cheap that you can't just buy one.
(Cave Duck, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 17:36, Reply)
YOU WOULD KNOW!
trannylols
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 17:39, Reply)
I bet she has problems going through airport security.
Y'know, cos she's a bit dusky
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 17:38, Reply)
*full muttley laugh*

(Cave Duck, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 17:41, Reply)
Racist

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 17:42, Reply)
Cuh, I was laughing IRONICLY.
Could you not tell bty the intonation of my typing?
(Cave Duck, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 17:52, Reply)
This isn't even my desk
*hangs up the internet*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 17:58, Reply)

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