Why is it all the fucking guys on here like to cook.
I've never been out with a guy who likes to cook.
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:54, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've just finished my dinner Blousie.
It was lovely.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:59, Reply)

I've started a new thread, can you have a go on it please.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:00, Reply)

You're not the boss of him.

( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:02, Reply)

You tell him Duncan!
(In a non-bossing way)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:04, Reply)

*jealouses*

( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:02, Reply)

To be fair
It's just the last few months, I've spent 20 years eating out of plastic trays.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:00, Reply)

It's because we're all too sad and lonely to have someone cook for us.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:01, Reply)

Aww, poor Noel
you ate some of my cake, therefore by proxy I have cooked for you, if that makes you feel any better?
(berk, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:02, Reply)

I've had two of your cakes, therefore I'm twice as awesome as I've ever been.
I was joshing anyway, I fucking adore cooking, been doing it for 17 years. Even if I met a fantastic and willing cook I'd find it hard not to spend time in the kitchen.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:11, Reply)

I teased hot bloke for getting a frying pan for his birthday
he said I was a cheeky minx and has offered to cook me dinner. *wiggles gleefully*
(berk, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:01, Reply)

GET IN!!

( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:03, Reply)

Sorted!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:10, Reply)