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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Hang on
Didn't someone start a new thread a minute ago?

I'm sure I saw one but it has since been deleted.

Oh well, seeing as I'm here now. What are you doing this evening?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 19:56, 201 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
getting frustrated!
trying to do stupid estimates and asking my boss how can I tell the difference between two different transmissions and he says "I dunno"
FUCKING REALLY?!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 19:57, Reply)
Surely one would be manual/stick
And the other automatic/gay?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:03, Reply)
*head in hands*
Really Jeff? I'm a girl, and I know there are more than just those two types of transmissions.

I'm trying to figure out if the Cadillac I'm looking at is a 4T60-E or 4T80-E. They're both 4 speed transmissions and I tell him this and all he says is "I know how to look and see if it's got the O for overdrive".
The point I'm getting at is he is my BOSS. He's been doing this for 20 years. Why doesn't he knoooooooow.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:07, Reply)
Because American cars are shit
And your BOSS is past caring about them?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:11, Reply)
say what you will but they've kept me in a job for the past three years

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:12, Reply)
That'll be because they keep breaking though, yes?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:14, Reply)
Not necessarily. Are you trying to tell me there are no auto shops in UK?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:17, Reply)
No.
We still have horse drawn carriages.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:21, Reply)
So do we!
They live with the Amish.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:23, Reply)
What is your favourite car?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:28, Reply)

www.youtube.com/user/468bbccapri?feature=mhum#p/a/u/2/TRpgsi1HFA8
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:48, Reply)
For me it would have to be the Aston Martin DB2
That truck didn't impress me.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:55, Reply)
My dad has an Aston Martin DB9.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:55, Reply)
A mates brother has one.
They're lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:56, Reply)
Yay!
I've actually impressed Jeff.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:59, Reply)
It wasn't meant to. You asked, I told.
I can't very well tell you what my favorite car is if I haven't been in it. That would just be lying.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:00, Reply)
Well with that logic how will you ever meet Mr Right
Unless you hope to meet EVERYONE on the planet?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:08, Reply)
*completely baffled by lack of sense in above post*
look, you asked me what my favorite car is and I told you

I'm not fancy, I'll never be in an aston martin, nor would I give two shits about trying to be in one.
I'm a redneck. I like trucks and cars that make loud noises and go super fast.
That's my dads truck, he's teaching me how to drive it so I can race it.
It's my favorite vehicle.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:11, Reply)
Your post made little sense in the first place though!
What sort of racing will you do?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:19, Reply)
How can something be your favorite if you've never experienced it???
I could say "oh yeah, fucking toyota supra is my favorite car eva innit, if I had like a hundred thousand dollahs I'd totally buy one and shit"
that's stupid
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:49, Reply)
Make your dinner.
It's getting late.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 19:57, Reply)
I'm on it.
Spuds are slowing coming to the boil.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:03, Reply)
same thing I do every night, Pinkie
try and take over the world
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 19:59, Reply)
I can't wait until you do.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:00, Reply)
i would be an awesome
world leader. Probably just make people enact various stories for my pleasure and have cities set up that were not allowed past 1105 or something
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:04, Reply)
Will I get a cabinet post in the Crunchy world order?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:05, Reply)
what kind of position would you be after?
what would you contribute to the world government
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:06, Reply)
I'm just thinking that maybe
You make K minister for JUSTICE and PUNISHMENT
And maybe I could be responsible for animal welfare?

I'm sure others will put themselves forward for jobs.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:10, Reply)
What can I do?
That is important enough to get me laid all the time but not serious enough to cause any damage?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:12, Reply)
You could be in charge of gardening.
Uphill Gardening.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:13, Reply)
Boooooooooo
Just for the record you do realise I'm not a bumder don;t you?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:15, Reply)
DENIAL!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:21, Reply)
Is a river in Egypt
ba dum tsh, I;m here all night, don't have the fish!! 1-2-3-4 Sweeeeeet Carrrolineee
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:22, Reply)
animal welfare, eh?
I'm not sure your kind of 'care' is what they are after
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:12, Reply)
Pets need to be loved.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:15, Reply)
But not in the biblical sense.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:28, Reply)
I never said anything about it being biblical
No, nothing at all.... evil laugh
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:29, Reply)
will there be a regency era place to live?
I'd quite like to wear fancy old clothes.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:11, Reply)
totally
syphillis comes free
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:12, Reply)
You could get yourself some natty-threads from
www.americanmuseum.org/
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:12, Reply)
why would I want that shit?
also, Regency era was in England, no?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:19, Reply)
Because you want period clothes.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:20, Reply)
YES!

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:03, Reply)
Watching large amounts of tv
Pining over shiny things. Shiny, shiny things.

Yes, yes they did. It was about something complex, and I have no idea who they were.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:00, Reply)
I just got home from the gym
Now I'll probably catch up on some TV
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:02, Reply)
recovering
from being a good host last night and staying up till 5am; then having to rush round like a hung-over maniac to do lunch for someone else.

And hopefully speaking to the poor unfortunate female who I'd like to be the recipient of some Jenkins loving.
(TheImmortalJenkins, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:02, Reply)
that sounds awfully creepy
and 'planned'
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:05, Reply)
Well
generally I find planning to have sex with someone a more effective method than just going out wearing lucky pants / hat / whatever and hoping. It's not like I'm stalking the poor woman ! She's a good friend of mine, we have "previous" and it would all be consensual !
(TheImmortalJenkins, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:18, Reply)
this is a fair argument
my lucky socks have only worked for me the once
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:28, Reply)
Can I borrow
them ?
(TheImmortalJenkins, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:40, Reply)
I have a red pulling bra.
It's never worked. In fact in the history of all my red pulling bras, it's only worked once.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:42, Reply)
As a man, red is not the best. Sexiest is black for me, or yellow on the right skin tone.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:44, Reply)
It's got nothing to do with what the guy likes.
It's supposed to make me feel sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:52, Reply)
That's true.
I feel the same way about my arsenal boxers.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:54, Reply)
Aren't you single?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:57, Reply)
Not sure the bra would work for me
but feel free to send it anyway. Sure I can find a use for it...
(TheImmortalJenkins, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:50, Reply)
perhaps
they are grey and spotty, though
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:54, Reply)
I'll be here all night.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:06, Reply)
Growls
winsomely....
(TheImmortalJenkins, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:17, Reply)
Watching Firefly.
I think I love this programme. Also eating Mince Pies and smoking massive drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:05, Reply)
i bloody love firefly
I may go to a firefly larp next year
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:06, Reply)
Oo citin, this is my first watch, I watched serenity the other day and am now on the series.
It's ace. Do people go to lARP events and watch? I think I would like to watch.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:07, Reply)
rarely
although there is apparently a pirates one each year where part of the day 'normals' are allowed in. I might go to that as I miss being a pirate
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:08, Reply)
You could have Larping cheerleaders.
Pirates aaaaaaaarrrgg ace.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:09, Reply)
I have actually done cheerleading in larp
i think it was when I was a dryad, though
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:10, Reply)
don't know what that is
but sounds perfectly acceptable.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:10, Reply)
you're supposed to watch serenity after firefly

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:12, Reply)
Really?
Arse.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:12, Reply)
yes
it's much better and more heartreding that way round. Also makes more sense
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:14, Reply)
Bum, never mind. I am still loving it.
is that way 'I'm a leaf on the wind' left me cold?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:16, Reply)
yes
it's a traumatic moment when you've watched all the series and loved all teh characters
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:18, Reply)
Ok cool, I'll forget I watched the film so I can blub.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:18, Reply)
It'll be worth watching it again once you've finished the series to tie everything together.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:26, Reply)
I've watched the Wire 4 times now so piece of cake.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:30, Reply)
I've just ordered Serenity on DVD.
Can not fucking wait.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:27, Reply)
I stupidly left firefly DVDs with the idiot ex
when I left. Once I get a DVD drive, that is the first thing I will buy
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:29, Reply)
I can copy them for you if you like?
And you BGB?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:32, Reply)
it might be a while until I get round to the whole
getting a dvd drive thing. Will let you know, thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:33, Reply)
do it mate.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:33, Reply)
Oooo! fanku : )
I never think of getting copied dvds.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:34, Reply)
I'll do em on saturday and ggaz you for an address mate.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:35, Reply)
Thanks mate : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:37, Reply)
No worries, I have got a little production line going.
It's strangely therapeutic and I have some cool software that lets me delete all the gay security messages and menus.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:38, Reply)
I might get those for this Crimbo off someone.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:32, Reply)
you didn't catch a clue after like 4 of the main characters died and are now suddenly alive in firefly?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:18, Reply)
I thought something was up but figured, you know sci fi.
I only watched the first episode. On the third now.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:19, Reply)
Objects in Space is my favourite.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:22, Reply)
I'll take note.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:24, Reply)
Firefly's awesome and I love it too much, but it ends all too soon.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:06, Reply)
Can we not chip in and get someone to carry it on.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:07, Reply)
I did find 34p down the back of the sofa the other day.
Maybe that'll get me a lock of Kaylee's hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:10, Reply)
Well that's the special effects budget covered,
keep digging people.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:11, Reply)
I'm drinking the last glass of a rather splendid white wine then passing out into a comfortable slumber and dreaming of bgb's vagina.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:06, Reply)
You and a million other guys.
That may or may not be held at her majesty's service.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:07, Reply)
You youporn'd it after all then?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:10, Reply)
No, I'm holding out for a DVD film deal.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:13, Reply)
Do you have a niche?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:14, Reply)
No, she has a nephew.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:19, Reply)
Do you deliberately try to be shit?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:20, Reply)
It just comes naturally.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:23, Reply)
Genuine lol
But I have been drinking.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:24, Reply)
I knew YOU'D like it.
Unlike Noel.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:26, Reply)
do you mean
"slot" ? No need for such language in front of a lady, sir ! (throws down glove, sharpens sabre)
(TheImmortalJenkins, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:20, Reply)
*throws keyboard*
*knows he can run faster and further than you*
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:21, Reply)
releases
the hounds...
(TheImmortalJenkins, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:22, Reply)
*scatters rib-eye steak chaff-packs*

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:22, Reply)
responses with a
squadron of flying vegetarian monkeys. Who will groom you to death.
(TheImmortalJenkins, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:24, Reply)
*deploys poisoned ticks*

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:25, Reply)
wraps
monkeys in cling film...
(TheImmortalJenkins, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:28, Reply)
You win this time, Jenkins.
This time...
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:35, Reply)
Peodophile monkeys then?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:26, Reply)
Yes
they wear Scholls. Doesn't help them fly much, but their feet are always bunion-free.
(TheImmortalJenkins, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:27, Reply)
Watching TV and feeling a little queasy.
How is everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:26, Reply)
Why are you queasy?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:30, Reply)
I had food today.
It was nice but it's not settling that well.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:38, Reply)
Lampitoooooooooo

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:31, Reply)
i just et an omelette
it was lush
might have a cookie in a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:28, Reply)
Was it plain egg or did you add all manner of wonderful exotic ingredients?
We must know.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:35, Reply)
the usual egg seasoning
and bacon and mushroom, howabout that eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:21, Reply)
gonz is cooking me dinner
It's got prawns and sunblush tomatoes in it.... and probably other things.... smells gooooooood
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:35, Reply)
I'd be happy for someone to cook me egg on toast.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:38, Reply)
hes swearing a lot...

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:40, Reply)
He's got forrin blood.
They do that a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:43, Reply)
Coming over here, using our foul language!

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:45, Reply)
What's it like living with Gonz and SF?
I stayed there for a night and it scarred me for life
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:41, Reply)
its a lot cleaner now :P
But its awesome
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:45, Reply)
gin n' telly

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:35, Reply)
Mother's ruin.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:35, Reply)
i'll be sitting on the stairs with mascara running down my face

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:38, Reply)
Welcome to my life.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:39, Reply)
Hahaha!
mindpiss!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:39, Reply)
Would you like some gin?
I have taken to wearing waterproof mascara.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:42, Reply)
To be honest, if I feel a blub coming on then I take my mascara off.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:45, Reply)
Good job I don't wear mascara!

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:46, Reply)
A blub can come at any time for me
/Magdalene
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:49, Reply)
Story of my life mate.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:39, Reply)
*there there*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:48, Reply)
Thanks Jeff.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:51, Reply)
I'm up early and getting the last bits and bobs of my trip sorted today.
and then I'm going to come home and watch SUPERNATURAL. I love early christmas presents
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:43, Reply)
How many sleeps left now?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:48, Reply)
three.
:D
I leave home at 9 monday morning for a four hour drive to the airport cos I have to check in two hours early.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:49, Reply)
2 hours early is the norm for most flights
How excited are you about the trip?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:03, Reply)
I'm very excited for you.
Oh to be an 18 year old, (I think), girl setting off on the journey of a lifetime. Meeting new people and seeing new places. It will make you a woman.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:49, Reply)

t
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:54, Reply)
Eh?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:56, Reply)
strikethrough t in It.
I meant to imply that you will make a woman of her.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:58, Reply)
Never mind Zoz
I got it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:07, Reply)
Fanks dude.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:10, Reply)
I'm going to go for a run
soon. Really soon. Just not yet.
(berk, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:47, Reply)
Shall I chase you?
It will make the run more exciting.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:50, Reply)
Nothing can make running exciting
unless it's away from zombies or rapists, and personally I think that would be a bit *too* much excitement.
(berk, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:56, Reply)
I could pretend to be a zombie.
Hopes Jeff doesn't read this.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:57, Reply)
Shut it.
DUNCAN.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:58, Reply)
I'm sure he'd rather
you ate his cock than his brains, to be honest...
(berk, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:59, Reply)
You sound a lot brighter today berk
Laid the demons of the week to rest?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:02, Reply)
I'm not miserable at the minute
because I'm refusing to think about it. Also hot bloke has offered to cook me dinner...
(berk, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:06, Reply)
That's a result.
I hope you have a great time.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:09, Reply)
You are Duncan Norvell
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:58, Reply)
If you could both be carrying pot-plants
that would really do it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:00, Reply)
Oh really.
Isn't it bitterly cold where you are too?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:51, Reply)
I truly know what cold is for the first time in my life
:S
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:52, Reply)
and windy?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:52, Reply)
I almost got blown over in Bermondsey today.
And I'm quite weighty.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:54, Reply)
Driving over the Severn Bridge was interesting this morning.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:56, Reply)

I almost got blown over in Bermondsey today
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:02, Reply)
I think he might have been in his room playing CoD
and I hate receiving oral sex.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:04, Reply)
really?!
are you mad?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:11, Reply)
Yeah. Really not keen.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:13, Reply)
I was like that
I really didn't like it at all, until someone gave me really great head. I was a lot keener after that!
(berk, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:22, Reply)
perhaps I've just been lucky
with guys who are pretty good at that kind of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:24, Reply)
Lesbians FTW!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:25, Reply)
It's not that bad actually
it was much colder yesterday. It's a bit damp and windy though.
(berk, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:55, Reply)
It's freezing here in La Camba.
My winter coat is proving itself to be a great buy.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:04, Reply)
I just cooked a delicious dinner
locally made faggots, and I made my own onion gravy. Served with petit pois, and potato and parsnip mash - mashed with a masher I purchased this very day FROM AN IRONMONGER.

It proved to be the very Platonic Form of a masher, rendering my vegetables into a fluffy mound of delicious in seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:52, Reply)
damn but you're middle class

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:53, Reply)
The Ironmongers rocked
I was lucky to get out of there with just a masher, they had so much cool stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:59, Reply)
Was this in Ironbridge?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:02, Reply)
Solihull
I might pick up a scythe at some point, just because.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:05, Reply)
Go for it.
It'll be great at parties.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:08, Reply)
Why is it all the fucking guys on here like to cook.
I've never been out with a guy who likes to cook.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:54, Reply)
I've just finished my dinner Blousie.
It was lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:59, Reply)
I've started a new thread, can you have a go on it please.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:00, Reply)
You're not the boss of him.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:02, Reply)
You tell him Duncan!
(In a non-bossing way)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:04, Reply)
*jealouses*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:02, Reply)
To be fair
It's just the last few months, I've spent 20 years eating out of plastic trays.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:00, Reply)
It's because we're all too sad and lonely to have someone cook for us.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:01, Reply)
Aww, poor Noel
you ate some of my cake, therefore by proxy I have cooked for you, if that makes you feel any better?
(berk, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:02, Reply)
I've had two of your cakes, therefore I'm twice as awesome as I've ever been.
I was joshing anyway, I fucking adore cooking, been doing it for 17 years. Even if I met a fantastic and willing cook I'd find it hard not to spend time in the kitchen.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:11, Reply)
I teased hot bloke for getting a frying pan for his birthday
he said I was a cheeky minx and has offered to cook me dinner. *wiggles gleefully*
(berk, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:01, Reply)
GET IN!!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:03, Reply)
Sorted!

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:10, Reply)
"fluffy mound of delicious"
sounds like something Nigella would say, accompanied by a cheeky wink to camera.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:56, Reply)
He just described my breasts 20 years ago.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:58, Reply)
But did they taste subtly of parsnip?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:59, Reply)
NYOM!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:00, Reply)
You'd have to ask my ex.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:01, Reply)
I'm sure they still taste fantastic

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:10, Reply)
with a bit of butter and seasoned to taste

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:11, Reply)
Shame no-one is interested in parsnips anymore.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:26, Reply)
best of all the root vegetables!
I love roast parsnips especially, but I like mashing them with potato to sweeten it up a little.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:41, Reply)

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