i think i am dead from the neck up
I have mon/tue off why the hell didn't i take today and mon, what a spastic
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 9:13, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hungover?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 9:14, Reply)

GOOD NIGHT LAST NIGHT, WAS IT?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 9:27, Reply)

owwwww
your kindly meant shouting hurts my head.

it was really lovely but i am a little bit scared that i have to do it all again on sat now, i am getting too old for this!

plus at least 2 of my friends have texted and said "dude, your dad can't be allowed to see your present" - what the hell have they bought me?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 9:49, Reply)

A slave

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 9:51, Reply)

They've hired me for the weekend to be your 'companion'.
They're scared your dad will fancy me, hence the advice.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:04, Reply)

hahaha
my dad is literally the most macho yorkshire homophobe you can imagine! he's spent a lifetime fending off unwanted gay advances.

however, if he thought you were nailing his daughter...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:18, Reply)