serve the pulbic (trust)
protect the innocent
uphold the law?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:28, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I am always vigilant, but charming.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:30, Reply)

indeed you are
:-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:31, Reply)

crush my enemies
see them driven before me
hear the lamentations of their women.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:30, Reply)

hot water
soft toilet paper
good dentistry
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:31, Reply)

liver
fava beans
nice chianti
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:33, Reply)

smokes
road beers
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:34, Reply)

FIRE IT UP! FIRE IT UP!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Can you put me up for the night?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:37, Reply)

step away from the window

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Mother is the name for god on the lips and hearts of all children. Morphine is bad for you

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:49, Reply)

No onions. They make you fart big-time.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:49, Reply)

Abashed the Devil stood and felt how awful goodness is.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:50, Reply)

This is pornography!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:55, Reply)

I was actually going with the next line after your sig
but all the above is good.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 11:01, Reply)

I did think after if you were
But now I feel I have to watch The Crow this weekend.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 11:02, Reply)

me too
and Robocop
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 11:03, Reply)

Throw in one of the Indy films and I'm sold.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 11:07, Reply)

I'm going to go with Temple of Doom

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 11:08, Reply)

Yeah, it's the easiest to watch
silly, but great fun.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 11:17, Reply)

What's your name son?

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Alright you? How's your head?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Still pretty painful
and I can't open my jaw fully. Was going to ask you about that actually!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:32, Reply)

He's still a dick, but less of one. Has emailed doctors though.
I'm so sorry.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Glad to hear he's sorting himself out.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:38, Reply)

What happened?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:36, Reply)

This is something I do not want on open board.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:38, Reply)

Ah, ok

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:40, Reply)

I have a real urge to watch it now
it's been years
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:32, Reply)

I watched all three
when I bought the trilogy on DVD. 1 is amazing, 2 is alright 3 is one of the worst films ever made.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:33, Reply)

3 really is one of the worst films ever made

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Hellraiser 4 is worse
but only by a little bit
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Is that one Hellraiser In Space?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:49, Reply)

Yep
It's a low point in a fairly poor series
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:54, Reply)

And doing "Established Concept In Space" usually works so well.
See also: Andromeda, or Hercules In Space.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 11:05, Reply)

My favourite is Jason X

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Freddy vs Jason FTW
Crossover madness.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 11:20, Reply)

I was just in the bog saying Robocop quotes to myself
When I left the cubicle one of my colleagues (who had obviously heard me) asked if I was ok.

My reply? "Clarence Boddicker, dead or alive you are coming with me!"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Did you shoot him in the balls?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:33, Reply)

I can't harm an OCP Director
Secret Directive 4
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:35, Reply)