dying at my desk
i'm beyond hungover and i can't stop coughing which is driving everyone insane.

BUT other than that... amazing weekend at home planned and mon/tue off work, so all good. although i am a bit nervous about the dentist on tue. my dentist has retired so it's a new one, and i am worried he is going to tell me i need about 15 fillings.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:33, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I for one envy your dentist
I would love to get paid for filling your mouth
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:34, Reply)

*head in hands*

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:35, Reply)

It's funnier because my penis isn't anything like big enough to fill her mouth

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:37, Reply)

I'm sure her mouth just filled up involuntarily
due to that joke.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:37, Reply)

don't please
i am in so much pain that even the thought of gently fellating al is not enough to wake/cheer me up. the restaurant owner is a total silver fox. we were drinking champagne, but he kept bringing me vodkas on the house. every time he would wink and say "there you go darling, another greek-sized portion for you".

oh god, oh god, why am i reminding myself... and why is my office so far away from the bathrooms (usually a good feature, admittedly)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:40, Reply)

I don't know why, but the idea of being gently fellated by a seriously hungover swipey
is even more arousing than just thinking of her normally.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:54, Reply)

it's because you think i'd be all helpless and passive
you're not far wrong. there is nothing i wouldn't do for a diet coke right now.

the trainee must be despatched to the shop (our canteen only has cans and i prefer the glass bottles if possible)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:56, Reply)

You are seriously high maintanence.
You make Kitty look like some kind of subservient slave.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 11:00, Reply)

Yeah! You say it, al!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 11:01, Reply)

who rattled your cage?!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Nobody, that's the problem

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 11:06, Reply)

ah
well excuse yourself, go rattle your own cage for (what, 2 mins? or aren't you doing it twice?) and then come back and make me feel better!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 11:07, Reply)

and here was me thinking that it was the chains and skimpy outfit I currently have her wearing that did that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 11:02, Reply)

it's good for him
ass-kissing is an important skill to learn.

he has already learned that he must steal me diet cokes and orange clubs from every meeting he attends.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 11:04, Reply)

<s>
Ah, fuck it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:38, Reply)

i have an nhs dentist and a student card for my masters
you'd get about £1.50
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:41, Reply)

My dentist fucking hates me.
I need a check-up and a scale and polish, but I need to ask can I be moved to another bloke first.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:39, Reply)

i've never had a filling
the thought terrifies me!

erm, why/how does your dentist hate you?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:41, Reply)

He's a cunt
It was hate as soon as he saw I'd put '0' on the "0-10, how afraid are you of the dentist?" question on my arrival questionnaire.
Then he tried to get away with not doing my scale and polish, which was a) very necessary and b) included in my fee anyway.

I think he likes his patients dumb and scared.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:48, Reply)

they gave you an arrival questionnaire? how bizarre
he sounds like a power-hungry moron. stab him with his own drill.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:50, Reply)

NHS dentists are supposed to do a scale and polish
but a lot try and avoid it and get you to see the hyginist seperately
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:51, Reply)