I'm not ruggedly handsome enough

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:22, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

have you seen jeff bridges?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Yes
Blousie found him ruggedly handsome.

She also wanted to jump his bones.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:27, Reply)

i think
that was bone singular, if we are being technically accurate about her frenzied lust
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Indeed
The cowling blew off my chimney last night. Now I have to deal with tradesmen AGAIN.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:36, Reply)

was it that stormy down your way?
i didn't really notice in london, but then i was so hammered, i probably wouldn't have noticed if your cowling had blown over and hit me in the face.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Very windy. I'm amazed the chicken coop was still at the top of the garden.
Damn weather *shakes fist*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:54, Reply)

i absolutely love that you are being 100% serious when you say this about coops and gardens
but am also worried about charlie getting blown away and all her feathers ruffled now.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Nah, she's fine.
She's going through a moult at the moment and she looks quite funny because she's lost her tail feathers.

Hopefully they should all grow back in time for the worst winter has to offer.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 16:03, Reply)

interesting
is that how she keeps warm then?

do you keep the fancy tail feathers, or are they not that fancy and covered in chicken shit/mud?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 16:09, Reply)

hmm
after going through some photos of him on google, I must admit he is an attractive man
for some reason I always thought of him looking like a tramp and smelling like wee
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:35, Reply)

Stop right there Kristine, that way madness lies.
It's how it started with Blousie. First you find him handsome and before you know it *BAM*...you're a fully gone Jeff Bridges addict.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:39, Reply)

no no
I don't think I've ever even seen a movie with him in it
maybe one
that i don't know the name of.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:41, Reply)

this is not even remotely true, is it?!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:25, Reply)

Rugged is a hard look to pull off
fnarr fnarr
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:29, Reply)

i think it's just another word for "a bit battered" myself

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:30, Reply)