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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Tis a sad day folks.
I've just deleted Jeff Bridge's website off my favorite's list. I thought it was time I moved on.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:00, 121 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
has the shine worn off?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:02, Reply)
A little.
It was an old woman's fancy tis all.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:05, Reply)
You've burnt your Bridges.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:06, Reply)
*groans*

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:07, Reply)
It was a Bridge too far

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:08, Reply)
This is my potd.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:08, Reply)
Bob
Even I was thinking *this is shit* as I was typing it.

You need to up the standard of what you consider POTD.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:11, Reply)
No sometimes shit is genius. I love it.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:15, Reply)
What have you replaced it with?
I hope its a Jet from the Gladiators fansite.

She is well fit.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:02, Reply)
You

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:08, Reply)
Sorry AA
I am NOTHING like Jet from the Gladiators.

Mores the pity.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:09, Reply)
I always preferred Lightning as a child
Now I have no idea why.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:09, Reply)
Jet for me then
And Diane Youdale for me now. Jet is still fit peoples! img25.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-28821/loc859/99449_Jet1_122_859lo.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:42, Reply)
Thanks for that Phil
I'll print it off and read it in the.. err, shower.

Yes. The shower. The light is better in bathroom.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:52, Reply)
Don't forget to take a sock in.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:45, Reply)
You do know, that when you delete a favourite, a puppy gets run over.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:06, Reply)
As long as it's not a kitten.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:06, Reply)
Unless it belongs to Cancer Joy. Splat lols

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:07, Reply)
oof

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:07, Reply)
Tadaaaaa!

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:09, Reply)
Too soon, man
Too soon.

*holds candlelit vigil*
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:09, Reply)
candle made of cat fat and whiskers.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:10, Reply)
You know that, by and large, we like to aim for funny-cunty
rather than just plain cunty, right?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:20, Reply)
I say each to their own, and I don't like to think I'm part of 'we'.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:21, Reply)
you are certainly not

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:14, Reply)
now now, wheres the love?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:15, Reply)
by and large we're not very good aims.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:52, Reply)
a truer word has never been posted

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:15, Reply)
GUT-TED

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:07, Reply)
If I cover myself in glitter and put a tub of wax in my hair will all the ladies swoon for me?

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:08, Reply)
No but don't go anywhere near Canal street in Manchester.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:10, Reply)
I don't even own an Manchester

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:17, Reply)
They'll probably think you're a bender if you do that.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:10, Reply)

bender vampire
Or are those words interchangeable now? Fucking Twilight.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:21, Reply)
And now you too can be "Fucking Twilight"
with the new Twilight-themed Vibrator...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:31, Reply)
Don't even joke.
They've been made. They even recommend putting them in the fridge for that "authentic" feel.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:55, Reply)
Sadly I know this to be true
from the same thread in which I learned of the existence of JLS Condoms.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:56, Reply)
Just Love Safe.
It's in the same (main) vein as Jack Wills condoms.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:02, Reply)
Only if you also possess eternal life
a really rich family and look like Robert Pattinson. And you're still going to have to settle for those over 60 and those under 18
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:00, Reply)
So you are moving on.
*Adjusts monocle and tweed breeches*

Well hair lair!
What's a spiffing young filly like yourself doing in a dump like this?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:10, Reply)
Flogging a dead horse by the looks of it.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:11, Reply)
Cuh! How many times must I tell you?
Don't mention the flogging on the first date!
(Cave Duck, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:12, Reply)
Better out in the open than surprising them with it after a week or two.
I get my hopes up.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:18, Reply)
less chatting more scanning waittose bird

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:34, Reply)
Oh my god my cat is so happy to see me
but I forgot that there is nothing but seeds and soya milk and disappointment in my parents' cupboards...
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:47, Reply)
Eat the cat food.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:48, Reply)

food
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:48, Reply)
Milton Keynes train station was as dull as usual.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:50, Reply)
Oh you must have missed the dancing girls.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:51, Reply)
I got out alive, that's all that matters.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:52, Reply)
In case you missed my man vs food thread
and to rub in your vege prediciment.
I'm about to make this.
www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2010/apr/07/how-to-make-shooters-sandwich
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:53, Reply)
That is very good and can be adapted for other ingrediants in the sandwich.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:56, Reply)
This has been posted before, I thought it looked amazing
but I'm not really veggie now. If people cook me nice meat nicely I'll eat it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:57, Reply)
urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh
it looks like a heart attack on a plate!

quick, break out the iceberg lettuce.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:09, Reply)
oh man
I want that
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:05, Reply)
My mouth is actually watering a little

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:05, Reply)
if I hadn't just shoved a marmite sandwich in mine
rest assured mine would be too.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:07, Reply)
Right, I'm going to go and whack some porridge on.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:09, Reply)
Disgusting euphemism OTW

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 16:51, Reply)
she's made another glorious post near the bottom of the thread I started too

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 16:54, Reply)
It's good.
So very, very very good.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:09, Reply)
That should be illegal.
I'm gonna make one tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:10, Reply)
Not like a murderer could sneak up on you
The flat, concrete wastes of MK and its dual carriageways seem endless
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:54, Reply)
We just bought a big sack of it.
And no, I couldn't eat my cat. He's too cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:49, Reply)
The sack comes in useful when the food is no longer

(TheColonel, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:54, Reply)
Hmm?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:03, Reply)
I think he's trying to tell you to drown the cat in the sack when the potatos are gone

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:16, Reply)
Merely suggest.
I'm just the ideas man
(TheColonel, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:19, Reply)
Must speak in complete

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:15, Reply)
useful

(TheColonel, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:19, Reply)
You should fill the fridge with delicious bacons

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:56, Reply)
Online delivery is your friend
I think my birthday present to my brother might be buying him some food and wine in such a way
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:10, Reply)
The shops are close enough to walk- very very close. I'm just cold and can't be arsed moving.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:11, Reply)
aww
whack the heating on. Is there nothing at all?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:17, Reply)
I had porridge. No brown sugar though :(
It's weird to be home.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:33, Reply)
You should go to the Chestnut Centre :3

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:42, Reply)
was it nice?
even without the brown sugar
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:44, Reply)
london fine foods
delivered my amazing cheese bomb yesterday, it was awesomely packed!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:17, Reply)
I do like nice packaging

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:18, Reply)
i was really chuffed
it came all packed on ice and everything. with chilli jam and some fancy crackers.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:20, Reply)
Sounds lovely :)
I was just a cheapskate and brought my brother some of his favourite foods and a few bottles of wine, since he eats worse than I do
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:22, Reply)
doesn't sound cheap to me!
ESP for a student!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:26, Reply)
well he was quite generous for mine
so in comparison it's nothing much
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:29, Reply)
is he older than you
or younger?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:33, Reply)
younger by a year
he gave me a laptop worth about £600 to use, and is now insisting I can keep it which is pretty nice
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:39, Reply)
wow that is nice
still, i wouldn't feel bad, it's not about how much you spend!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:47, Reply)
Stop hitting on people on the internet!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:44, Reply)
i don't do internet boys
or very very seldom
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:47, Reply)
You're too busy working your way through the north london telephone directory.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:49, Reply)
i live like a nun these days, al
LIKE A NUN.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:52, Reply)
Like a nun in a porn video

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:54, Reply)
well
gotta keep the practice in!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:57, Reply)
Who are you going to obsess about now Blousie?

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:11, Reply)
could well be you
now that she is eating chicken again
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:18, Reply)
*Clears throat*
AHEM
(TheColonel, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:20, Reply)
hahahahahah
i like this
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:21, Reply)
I'm not ruggedly handsome enough

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:22, Reply)
have you seen jeff bridges?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:24, Reply)
Yes
Blousie found him ruggedly handsome.

She also wanted to jump his bones.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:27, Reply)
i think
that was bone singular, if we are being technically accurate about her frenzied lust
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:33, Reply)
Indeed
The cowling blew off my chimney last night. Now I have to deal with tradesmen AGAIN.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:36, Reply)
was it that stormy down your way?
i didn't really notice in london, but then i was so hammered, i probably wouldn't have noticed if your cowling had blown over and hit me in the face.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:46, Reply)
Very windy. I'm amazed the chicken coop was still at the top of the garden.
Damn weather *shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:54, Reply)
i absolutely love that you are being 100% serious when you say this about coops and gardens
but am also worried about charlie getting blown away and all her feathers ruffled now.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:58, Reply)
Nah, she's fine.
She's going through a moult at the moment and she looks quite funny because she's lost her tail feathers.

Hopefully they should all grow back in time for the worst winter has to offer.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 16:03, Reply)
interesting
is that how she keeps warm then?

do you keep the fancy tail feathers, or are they not that fancy and covered in chicken shit/mud?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 16:09, Reply)
hmm
after going through some photos of him on google, I must admit he is an attractive man
for some reason I always thought of him looking like a tramp and smelling like wee
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:35, Reply)
Stop right there Kristine, that way madness lies.
It's how it started with Blousie. First you find him handsome and before you know it *BAM*...you're a fully gone Jeff Bridges addict.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:39, Reply)
no no
I don't think I've ever even seen a movie with him in it
maybe one
that i don't know the name of.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:41, Reply)
this is not even remotely true, is it?!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:25, Reply)
Rugged is a hard look to pull off
fnarr fnarr
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:29, Reply)
i think it's just another word for "a bit battered" myself

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:30, Reply)
Any ideas?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:20, Reply)
How about his dad, Lloyd Bridges?
or is he dead?

He might be dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:22, Reply)
Go for Lloyd Banks

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:25, Reply)
Lloyd's bank?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:25, Reply)
I've just been for one.

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:26, Reply)
TMI

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:26, Reply)
Oh come on
you love the thought of Crowsephine, head down, red faced, right arm furiously vibrating as he tries not to catch his eye in the bathroom mirror.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:45, Reply)
aaaaaaand I'm done

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:49, Reply)
oh
oh, al.

up the dose!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:50, Reply)

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