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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I've just discovered I think I'm still harboring a disturbing crush on my first "boyfriend".
Only problem is he's in Texas. He's married. Aaaaaand here's the kicker, he's a massive bumder.
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 16:23,
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latest was 15 years ago)
Thus proving that only queers and steers come from Texas
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 16:27,
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he doesn't come from Texas, he comes from Virginia
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 16:32,
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could he suck a golfball through a garden hose?
if not you should tell him to square his arse away and start shitting you Tiffany cufflinks
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 16:35,
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Don't we all?
Hang on, you said Virginia, not vagina.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 16:36,
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They let bumders get married in Texas but not in California?
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Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 16:27,
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I don't think they're legally married.
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 16:32,
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