fighting a spaniard in Tignes
Did he wave a red-rag at you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 16:49, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

my older brother being a drunken bastard caused the fracas

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 16:50, Reply)

you are forgiven many things for using the word fracas

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 16:51, Reply)

What happened?
Did he knock over a bigger boys sandcastle?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 16:55, Reply)

They were arguing about Rugby or something and the spanish guy said something spanish to his mates
they laughed my brother tried to get punchy but being utterly spasticated on booze just fell into the table. The spanish guy tried to hold him down so his mates could hit him so I felt obliged to help out my brother. It was very gay.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 16:58, Reply)

It sounds REALLY gay.
Did you hear about the gay Spaniard? He never let a Diego by.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 17:01, Reply)

hahahahahah
You are Tim Vine
so I shouldnt be laughing.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Tim Vine in fantastic.
Although I don't think that is one of his jokes. I'm not sure where I heard it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 17:05, Reply)

I like Tim Vine though it does get a bit much after about half an hour and pun fatigue can set in.

(Cave Duck, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 17:11, Reply)

my punalicious joke in graphics class
didn't do as well as my awesome forensics pun yesterday, but I still got a laugh
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 17:14, Reply)

If you teach in a rurally situated establishment you could claim your pupils were graph - hicks
(But I wouldn't recommend it)
(Cave Duck, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 17:18, Reply)

I'll give that a miss, I think

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 17:19, Reply)

Bah, that;'s the best gag I've ever thought of.

(Cave Duck, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 17:26, Reply)

garamond and times new roman walk into a bar
the barman looks over and sneers "I don't serve your type in here"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 17:27, Reply)

It's actually 'he never let a dago by'
which has added racistlolz and scans better.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 17:18, Reply)