It had seemed like only five minutes ago
that I was coolly taxiing my Sea Harrier into its hangar that I had personally built as a favour to the British Antarctic Survey, and then it was a few drinks and a few friends asking if I'd help them out at work. Being as awesome as I am, "field doctor" was a trifling job, but unfortunately it was taking up so much of my time (the soldiers were so incompetent, getting injured all the time and what have you) that I was particularly mindful of the hundreds of women eagerly awaiting further photographs of my genitalia. I was distracted by this issue when I ended up mis-diagnosing some poor chap's hand injury. Next thing I knew I was up before a tribunal. Where did it all go wrong?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 10:57, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Seems reasonable to me.
It's just another case of political correctness gone MAD
( Kroney, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Shut it Craig

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 11:10, Reply)