it's not a formula, you muppet
every girl requires different flirting skills. every. single. one.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 11:46, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I discovered I have none
My friends tell me I come on too strong, but have no methods in which to help me to realise when I'm fucking up. Not good.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 11:47, Reply)

if she is not making lots of eye contact
and/or playing with her hair and/or smiling a lot and/or laughing at your jokes but she is a bit monosyllabic/looking over your shoulder for her mates... you've fucked up
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 11:54, Reply)

One thing I've heard is that I often start well
Then as I drink, things go downhill. Sadly, I'm a massively nervous person, so am not too sure what else to do.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 11:55, Reply)

kill yourself?
practice on ugly girls? plenty of those in macc...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 11:58, Reply)

Ugly girls are often the ones I go for, although from time to time I've had lovely ones
I've ruled myself out for the next couple of weeks at least, due to Movember I've currently got some utterly awful facial hair.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 11:59, Reply)

You do realise Movember isn't obligatory?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 12:00, Reply)

I do
It started because me being the bright spark I am, threw away my razor, and I currently can't afford another. However, I'm getting away with my pathetic facial hair for the next couple of weeks, before a thorough shave at month end.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Ah, so Movember has become a convenient excuse?
Fair enough.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 12:04, Reply)

Precisely!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 12:04, Reply)

just like all the ladies in macc, then!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 12:00, Reply)

I work with a woman from Bollington who has a full tache
It's horrific!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 12:04, Reply)

buy her a voucher for hestia
it will cost you about £50 though
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 12:07, Reply)

Manning up would be a good start
Took me years to get over my own issues and there is only one way to do it. Start trying to chat girls up. If you fail, so what?

Also Singapore girl sounds like kind of a dick and not at all interested in making a go of things with you. Get her binned.
( Kroney, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 12:04, Reply)

Tbh, me and singapore girl are best friends
Last summer, we became more (for the 3rd time), then something happened, we fell out, and decided to stay as friends again. A month or so later, she moved to Singapore for a year, and we've stayed in contact.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 12:20, Reply)

Yeah, but everyone's got to start somewhere,
personally I find a good guide is, "try to be more friendly and conversational than determined and gropey."
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Gropey is not good
Never.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 15 Nov 2010, 11:53, Reply)

nor is sweaty
outside the bedroom or the gym
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 11:55, Reply)