my birthday
because it's typically fucking shit
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:14, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Why?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Because she has to celebrate it in America.

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:21, Reply)

I hadn't thought of it like that.
Poor K.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:24, Reply)

yeah but jelly
ew
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:28, Reply)

You're not forced to have it for your birthday over here you know.
It's optional.
( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:31, Reply)

are you sure?
because anytime anyone says anything about birthdays it's all "oh jelly and cake and blahblah"

I thought it was The Law.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Most of us like that stuff is all.

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:35, Reply)

I want to have a princess party this year.
I'm not sure what that involves but I think it will be something like frilly dresses and tiaras and champagne and such
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:36, Reply)

That sounds really fucking bent.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:37, Reply)

it'll never happen

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:40, Reply)

That's probably a good thing.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:42, Reply)

that's what makes birthdays shit
why wouldn't you want to see your girl dressed up and feeling gorgeous and happy on her birthday?
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:48, Reply)

^ Exactly
It's your special day, therefore you must cater for the needs of the rest of us!
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:36, Reply)

I don't like jelly.
And anyway, you're a veggie so what are you doing eating it?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:36, Reply)

I eat jelly!
/world's worst vegetarian blog
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:39, Reply)

I wasn't a veggie when I was a kid.

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:47, Reply)

I probably angered the gods or something in another life
it's always something though, 3ft of snow or just everybody being a dick

last years wasn't too bad but my roommates sister was all over the guy I have a ridiculous crush on, so that made it way less fun
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:25, Reply)

STOP COMPLAINING
at least you're alive to have birthdays!
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:29, Reply)

?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:37, Reply)

I was telling myself to stop being a whiney arse

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Did you have a nice weekend?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:41, Reply)

it was alright, went 4wheeling on a farm and practically wrecked, my dog almost got hit by a car
and I didn't get any sleep 2 nights in a row.

How about you?
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Mine too
I wouldn't worry about it. I live 100 miles away from most of my supposed mates, so when I go back for my birthday I tend to make a big effort to organise somethign fun and see them all... can any of them be arsed to show? No, usually not.
(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Cor, you must be REALLY shit company
I get much the same kinda thing
( broadsword, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Yeah, I'm basically a terrible penis
with no friends. C'est la vie.
(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:25, Reply)

When is your birthday?

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:27, Reply)

12th July

(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Well we can have the next Summer birthday bash a bit later and celebrate your birthday also : )

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:29, Reply)

If it's at your house
you have it whenever is best for you! I shall be there regardless :)
(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Hurrah!

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:34, Reply)

that BLOWS
people are shit
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:25, Reply)

I'm not
I rock


*Rocks*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:29, Reply)

no, you're shit

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Nuh-uh!
*continues to rock*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:38, Reply)

pfft

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Give the man some room. He's really going for it now.

(Cave Duck, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:42, Reply)

I can't keep this sham going
*stops rocking*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:45, Reply)