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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Children in need in on this Friday
I hate things like that, if I want to give to charity I'll give without some twat dressed up as a giant teddy-bear telling me to do so.

What annual events do you hate?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:40, 206 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
My birthday.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:40, Reply)
Why?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:41, Reply)
Because I get older.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:48, Reply)
That is the way life works I think Blousie.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:49, Reply)
I know and I hate it.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:52, Reply)
It could be worse.
You could be the queen and have 2 birthdays a year.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:53, Reply)
Yes, this
I fucking hate your birthday. No, just kidding, it's my birthday I hate. ESPECIALLY this year, I'm going to hide in Belgium or something 'til it's over.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:58, Reply)
Having a bath.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:41, Reply)
ha
Having a good day Bob?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:42, Reply)
mixed, late for uni due to two crashes, one of which I arrived to at the same time as the police
and ambulance. Messy. Missed welsh, handed in assignment, saw uni girl, and just reading about some bloke who I used to recruit for got hijacked in SA and his wife killed on their honey moon. He was a twunt though.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:44, Reply)
Did seeing uni-girl
Make your stomach flip a bit?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:46, Reply)
no, should it have? I am not really like that. She did hold my hand in the group lecture though.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:47, Reply)
Bless.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:50, Reply)
I was trying to take notes, it was inconvenient to be honest.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:52, Reply)
*Imagines your notes*
'Take hand, put hand in uni-girls hand, hands are now holding'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:54, Reply)
it was more like
do not touch the kids, do not touch the kids, never ever ever touch the kids.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:57, Reply)
Valentines day.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:42, Reply)
This
even when I'm not single it's still sickening and shit.
(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:43, Reply)
Yeah although last year a few mates and I got drunk in a weatherspoons
and laughed at the couples in there eating their romantic meal.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:44, Reply)
yeah but they went home and had sex, you went home and stalked someone online before sobbing
and cutting yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:46, Reply)
I don't cut myself.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:50, Reply)
just your victims, with a little c, like a shit zorro.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:52, Reply)
If my date had taken me to wetherspoons
on valentines day, I don't think I would have gotten as far as the meal. That's fucking rubbish - staying in with pizza, dvd and wine is better than that!
(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:46, Reply)
I like the beer at wetherspoons
Maybe not for a romantic date, though... but maybe the guys didn't take the girls there; maybe they agreed it before hand.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:48, Reply)
romantic and wetherspoons
simply do not go in the same sentence.

frankly an evening in with hotel chocolat and your vibrator is 137 times more preferable.

actually, this may be true of quite a few social occasions.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:49, Reply)
What's so special about Berk's vibrator?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:49, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:50, Reply)
If it's anything like one I saw the other day, it makes people mentally retarded

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:50, Reply)
*mongfaces*

(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:51, Reply)
I might regret this, but
What on earth did you see?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:53, Reply)
This
Exactly as NSFW as the link would lead you to believe

Needs sound.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:54, Reply)
For us at work
Can you describe?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:59, Reply)
Sound.
a. Vibrations transmitted through an elastic solid or a liquid or gas, with frequencies in the approximate range of 20 to 20,000 hertz, capable of being detected by human organs of hearing.
b. Transmitted vibrations of any frequency.
c. The sensation stimulated in the organs of hearing by such vibrations in the air or other medium.
d. Such sensations considered as a group.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:04, Reply)
Basically, it's a woman with her hands and legs tied, and an industrial vibrator inserted into her
It has to be nailed to the floor. She ends up babbling nonsense after they turn it off, quite entertaining.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:05, Reply)
I'm pretty sure I could recreate that with a midget and an old Atari joystick

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:15, Reply)
i'm sure she'll show you, if you ask nicely

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:53, Reply)
It's the rabbit ears, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:55, Reply)
rabbits are very very very 2005
it's all about the TMI these days
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:59, Reply)
You tease

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:59, Reply)
what do you want me to do, admit that mine was £200?!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:03, Reply)
Was it that expensive because it has a phone built into it and it'll call you within 4 days of using it to say 'thanks?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:05, Reply)
i don't know whether to laugh or weep upon reading that

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:06, Reply)
I'm going to copyright that right now

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:07, Reply)
Cry with laughter?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:09, Reply)
Hahaha
I find this very funny :D
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:16, Reply)
I know the one you mean

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:06, Reply)
oh yeah?
how come??

(see what i did there... well.... not literally!)
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:08, Reply)
Depends on the pizza
If she ordered a meat feast, I'd love her forever.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:50, Reply)
Another occasion I hate.
Nothing like a cold Feburary night to be reminded I'm on my own.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:43, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0D0zfB1l1x0
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:45, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:47, Reply)
You should go to the pub
on Valentine's nights, they're full of people like you. The lonely, the lost, the disenfranchised and the ugly.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:46, Reply)
So not only am I lonely.
I'm now ugly as well.

*Breaks down*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:46, Reply)
Don't worry
as long as you smell like bacon Fido will still love you.
(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:47, Reply)
That was for the JeffAIDS

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:49, Reply)
The JeffAIDS is an honour.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:51, Reply)
He just volunteers at the dog centre and puts roses in their baskets.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:47, Reply)
Dogs shouldn't eat chocolate.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:51, Reply)
I know! I meant the flower.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:53, Reply)
I know you did, silly.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:55, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:58, Reply)
I don't know if I hate it
I find it stupid and redundant, and never celebrate it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:47, Reply)
It is stupid
Bloody Hallmark day.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:50, Reply)
Exactly
If my partner wants to prove he loves me, why does any shopping centre have to tell him when to do it?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:58, Reply)
X Factor, if it counts
Well, it is on every year. I hate it. I'd genuinely rather rinse my eyes with tramp's piss than watch that awful drivel.
(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:44, Reply)
All of those reality shows are dogs-eggs.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:52, Reply)
New Year’s Eve. It’s fucking shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:44, Reply)
this

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:46, Reply)
All down to the people you're with!
Although, depressingly, this was my first year to get a kiss at midnight.

Well, I say midnight, I mean half 2
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:47, Reply)
You know, I don't think I've ever been kissed at midnight
Right. This year is MY YEAR*

*remembers she's single and hastily re-thinks
(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:48, Reply)
I'm single too
The kiss was off my ex. Just find someone drunk, and assault them with Mistletoe, it worked for her.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:49, Reply)
Oh, you broke up with the fella then?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:50, Reply)
Pretty much
I told him I wanted some time and space to sort my head out. I think it's pretty much over though. /sadface
(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:52, Reply)
You wanted it to be over though
You were just reluctant to hurt the guy, much like I was.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:53, Reply)
i'm not gonna lie to you, labs
this post could be taken a whole heap of different ways.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:54, Reply)
Aww, but I'm being nice!
I'm only saying because I was reluctant to end it with my ex because I hated the idea of hurting her. Am seeing her tomorrow to give her back some of her things... hope she doesn't stab me.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:57, Reply)
i knew what you meant
doesn't mean your post doesn't read like you were an anal raider, though
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:00, Reply)
Hey, the guy was demanding I punch-fuck him
You'd be hesitant too.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:01, Reply)
depends on the guy
i might have taken him up on it
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:04, Reply)
He wasn't my type
Being a man, 'n' all.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:05, Reply)
it's not rape if you push back

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:07, Reply)
Well that saves me from posting the way I read Labs post.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:57, Reply)
Why, which guy did you hurt?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:56, Reply)
Which guy haven't I hurt?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:57, Reply)
Crow
His 'baggy trousers' (per se) are so loose, it's like throwing a hot dog down a wind tunnel.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:58, Reply)
Baggy trousers, dirty shirt, pulling hair and eating dirt
Yeah, sounds about right for Crow's kinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:59, Reply)
"Oh what fun we had, but at the time it seemed so bad, trying different ways, to make a difference to the days"
Definitely Crow.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:02, Reply)
Pretty much
I love him but I just don't think it's going to work anymore.
(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:57, Reply)
Sad but sensible berk.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:00, Reply)
have you reinforced your gaz box
prepare for the deluge
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:54, Reply)
Pfft
unlikely!
(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:55, Reply)
you wait!!!
one day i should publish some of the random/hornier ones i get.

i'd never actually do it, i'm too nice. but i guarantee it would make you all laugh a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:04, Reply)
I've never sent anything even close to a rude GAZ
Just not my style, showing women off the net my cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:09, Reply)
Ah, but the thing is
is that you have a smouldery picture of yourself in your profile, and I do not, possibly because I do not do smouldery or pretty very well. Also, I'm not a hot well paid lawyer type.
(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:11, Reply)
no, i removed the smouldery black and white one
i thought that after 3 years it was bordering on false advertising, what with all the wrinkles and grey hairs... :(

i also don't do pretty or hot at all well, just ask anyone who's met me!!!!! but i am sure that you do, i heard lots of glowing reports after the bash.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:15, Reply)
I don't do smouldering or pretty but I do gormless very well.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:17, Reply)
Yes, well
everyone had been drinking...
(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:24, Reply)
generally i find this helps me out a lot

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:27, Reply)
I thoroughly disagree on all of the above, minus the lawyer and picture bit.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:16, Reply)
I can't find it
but one of the best ones I got was from Chompy, asking seemingly strange questions to try and gauge my punching style. BEFORE I punched him.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:16, Reply)
why are there pictures of the snogging
but not the punching? i would like to see those.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:18, Reply)
I've no idea.
Blame Amberl.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:20, Reply)
You need to be straight with him, if he comes back
To some guys, they truly think 'some time and space' will fix relationships, when it's used 99% of the time as a way to get rid of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:57, Reply)
I know
I think he knows, though. I think. I'll be having the conversation regardless though, I just wish I could make up my mind that it's the right thing to do.
(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:59, Reply)
If you have to worry about whether or not it's the right thing, it is
There's not point being in a half arsed relationship, not if you've been with them for some time.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:00, Reply)
Yep
Pubs are always rammed and they hike the prices up, plus every year it always gets hyped up as 'the best night evah!', but it always ends up being lame.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:47, Reply)
This is the reason I always go to house parties

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:48, Reply)
I do now
But not crazy house parties, more sedate affairs with good friends.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:51, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:53, Reply)
^That

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:59, Reply)
^ and the other.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:02, Reply)
I've always preferred those
Like BGBs one. Especially with Cockneck.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:02, Reply)
My do was dead classy.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:05, Reply)
Still upset I wasn't there.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:06, Reply)
There is always next year.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:07, Reply)
I think the thing I was at, though possibly an annual thign
will be later in the summer. So I will be at yours with knobs on. Might even incorporate a trip to visit my ridiculously hot friend and her flock of 5 alpacas.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:08, Reply)
You missed an amazing night

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:07, Reply)
I still *cannot* believe
that I chose to leave early to go back to the party I'd left. It was shit.
(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:10, Reply)
Was an utterly foolish idea
Have you learned your lesson though?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:11, Reply)
Most certainly
the next bash I went to (ie, the London one) I stayed up far, far past my bedtime.
(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:12, Reply)
Sweet

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:17, Reply)
Leaving early from bashes is never a good idea.
Apples, Yemen, Kneel Diamond and I were the last ones standing at the Legendary Manchester Bash last year. We went on and drank more AFTER TV21. I'm still proud of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:13, Reply)
You going to be there this year?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:16, Reply)
Highly entertaining too!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:06, Reply)
New Year's '08 is something I'd rather not remember, and I was ill for the last one.
I'm ambivalent.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:48, Reply)
What happened in 08?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:02, Reply)
Amatures night.
People who don't go out all year try and go and have fun.

Made worse by the fact your local pub that you've supported all year decide that for you to go there for a drink, you need to give them a tenner first.

Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:48, Reply)
That's the biggest reason I don't go out for New Years' anymore

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:55, Reply)
I have little anniversaries that I tend to mentally mark.
But often I'll forget. 7th of May, 30th of August (always forget that one), 25/26th of October, 11th of November and the 27th of November are such ones.

While I don't hate them, I always feel I need to think about what could have happened differently and many of them mark points where I made monumental mistakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:45, Reply)
I'm starting to hate Hallowe'en.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:46, Reply)
Why?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:51, Reply)
because it's
a) American and
b) fucking shit

?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:54, Reply)
It's not American, is it?
The party for the kids I tought was British. Not the adults dressing up and all that stuff (for the record, I don't like it either)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:56, Reply)
My last two have ended early, for different reasons
The year before I nearly ended up in a fight with some knobhead boyfriend who decided he didn't like me or my mate talking to his missus (one of our best friends).

The year before was simply average.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:03, Reply)
I have to say, much as I can't be arsed with Hallowe'en
It doesn't bother me particularly as I think it's fairly easy to ignore in Britain. Yes, the shops start stockpiling crap bits of orange and black plastic and on the night you see a lot of weirdly-dressed people getting on the tube, but this year, if a gig hadn't been cancelled and I hadn't received a short-notice invitation to a houseparty then I could quite easily/happily have done nothing to mark the occasion.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:31, Reply)
I'm going to be in Madrid on Friday!
Everything paid (apart from the Harry Potter film that we'll go to watch at the cinema)

Hate is such a strong word... I don't know... Since I stopped watching tv I've stopped hating so much.

OK, it's not annual, but I hate election time when everybody is allowed to lie without consequences.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:46, Reply)
It's alright Children in Need isn't annual either
Jeff's just a spastic.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:02, Reply)
Well it feels like it's annual.
If it's not children in need it's comic relief.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:06, Reply)
Yeah it's almost like they take turns or something!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:08, Reply)
It is annual. Comic relief is every other year.
I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:10, Reply)
Children in need of a fucking slap.
That I would watch: some cunt like Lenny Henry punching fly-blown Africans in the fucking face.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:56, Reply)
Whilst shouting "Why Dawn why?"

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:02, Reply)
I'm gutted they've split, it's ruined one of my favourite jokes
What do you call an Elephant with a Spade? Dawn French
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:04, Reply)
Apparantly they are still best friends.
Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:07, Reply)
But you've got the news one
'Did you see that Lenny Henry? He has lost over 20stone this year'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:07, Reply)
Mother's Day
I can never remember when it is, it's not a real occasion, it's starting to become commercialised despite not being a proper occasion, Father's Day is largely ignored.

Plus it's close to my mum's birthday, so for some reason she thinks she should be entitled to two cards that I haven't put any thought into, rather than just one.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:57, Reply)
It's the opposite in Spain
Father's day is a bank holiday, but mother's day is always on a Sunday, which I find terribly unfair.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:01, Reply)
Pretty sure every day is a bank holiday in Spain
I've lost count of the number of times I've wandered into work this year to find it's a holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:05, Reply)
And still, they're not enough
You're having a long bank holiday (bridge) coming soon.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:12, Reply)
When's that then?
Google calender is meant to notify me of Spanish holidays, but it never does.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:21, Reply)
well that would make sense
since it's two completely different occasions
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:16, Reply)
Your mum.

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:58, Reply)
Only once a year?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:01, Reply)
The planning committee are all unpaid volunteers, there's no way they could manage more than once a year

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:04, Reply)
I hate my own birthday.
I want jelly and cake and decent presents, or huge amounts of money.

I don't want a sensible dinner, socks made from bamboo, and a certificate that I bought a goat for some gormless african.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:06, Reply)
Throw a bash for it next year
we will bring jelly and cake and booze.
(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:09, Reply)
I was going to suggest the same
We can team up and get him a decent present too.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:12, Reply)
I'll give it some thought.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:13, Reply)
my birthday
because it's typically fucking shit
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:14, Reply)
Why?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:21, Reply)
Because she has to celebrate it in America.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:21, Reply)
I hadn't thought of it like that.
Poor K.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:24, Reply)
yeah but jelly
ew
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:28, Reply)
You're not forced to have it for your birthday over here you know.
It's optional.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:31, Reply)
are you sure?
because anytime anyone says anything about birthdays it's all "oh jelly and cake and blahblah"

I thought it was The Law.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:33, Reply)
Most of us like that stuff is all.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:35, Reply)
I want to have a princess party this year.
I'm not sure what that involves but I think it will be something like frilly dresses and tiaras and champagne and such
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:36, Reply)
That sounds really fucking bent.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:37, Reply)
it'll never happen

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:40, Reply)
That's probably a good thing.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:42, Reply)
that's what makes birthdays shit
why wouldn't you want to see your girl dressed up and feeling gorgeous and happy on her birthday?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:48, Reply)
^ Exactly
It's your special day, therefore you must cater for the needs of the rest of us!
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:36, Reply)
I don't like jelly.
And anyway, you're a veggie so what are you doing eating it?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:36, Reply)
I eat jelly!
/world's worst vegetarian blog
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:39, Reply)
I wasn't a veggie when I was a kid.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:47, Reply)
I probably angered the gods or something in another life
it's always something though, 3ft of snow or just everybody being a dick

last years wasn't too bad but my roommates sister was all over the guy I have a ridiculous crush on, so that made it way less fun
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:25, Reply)
STOP COMPLAINING
at least you're alive to have birthdays!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:29, Reply)
?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:37, Reply)
I was telling myself to stop being a whiney arse

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:39, Reply)
Did you have a nice weekend?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:41, Reply)
it was alright, went 4wheeling on a farm and practically wrecked, my dog almost got hit by a car
and I didn't get any sleep 2 nights in a row.

How about you?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:49, Reply)
Mine too
I wouldn't worry about it. I live 100 miles away from most of my supposed mates, so when I go back for my birthday I tend to make a big effort to organise somethign fun and see them all... can any of them be arsed to show? No, usually not.
(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:21, Reply)
Cor, you must be REALLY shit company
I get much the same kinda thing
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:23, Reply)
Yeah, I'm basically a terrible penis
with no friends. C'est la vie.
(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:25, Reply)
When is your birthday?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:27, Reply)
12th July

(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:27, Reply)
Well we can have the next Summer birthday bash a bit later and celebrate your birthday also : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:29, Reply)
If it's at your house
you have it whenever is best for you! I shall be there regardless :)
(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:31, Reply)
Hurrah!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:34, Reply)
that BLOWS
people are shit
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:25, Reply)
I'm not
I rock


*Rocks*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:29, Reply)
no, you're shit

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:35, Reply)
Nuh-uh!
*continues to rock*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:38, Reply)
pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:40, Reply)
Give the man some room. He's really going for it now.

(Cave Duck, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:42, Reply)
I can't keep this sham going
*stops rocking*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:45, Reply)
I hate anything that can be classed as an "annual event"
they all sit there on the calender, year after year like potholes on the road of life. Some you can avoid but others you hit year after year, wearing down the tread of your sanity.

I also hate potholes.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:26, Reply)
What are your feelings towards potholers?

(Cave Duck, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:39, Reply)
I wish they would crawl back under whichever rock they came from

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:42, Reply)
The strange slimy sensation just after they...
Oh, annual events? Sorry...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:28, Reply)
Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:30, Reply)
Oh, ew!

(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:30, Reply)
I fucking hate Hannukah.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:29, Reply)
Tell her to get to fuck.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:39, Reply)
First sensible comment of the day.
Many thanks.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:50, Reply)
You were saying Chompy?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:42, Reply)

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