Tbh, the only reason I'm angry is because it makes me think back to 6th form
I was talking about my girlfriend at the time, who was 15, and I was 16. One of the people I got on with said "So, you're a dirty paedo then?" in a clearly jokey way, I confirmed it in the same manner.

For the next 4 months I couldn't go anywhere without being called a Paedo, I was chatting to one girl at youth group when she was dragged away by her sister, who warned her I was 'dangerous'. It turned out at a later date that she was the main one who'd been telling people, because 'it was only right that they knew what I was like', and it was her 'christian duty'.

I hope the bitch burns in hell to be honest.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:20, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*facepalms*
Some people require a remedial course in sarcasm and irony...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Frankly, this bitch deserves nothing but the forced removal of her lungs and larynx

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Through her ringpiece.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:51, Reply)

You see... this is what I meant. Thanks
That's really bad. I hope she burns before going to hell. And then in hell again.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:28, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:58, Reply)

Pondering on your old situation
I think the best solution would have been to take your petty and passive-aggressive revenge by going round warning everybody that this girl was a "pain in the arse" due to her being a "sanctimonious religious nob who was liable to wildly misinterpret people's sense of humour."
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:06, Reply)