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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I think I am going to go to Tayyabs
for my supper tonight. On my own.

2 x seekh kebabs, one chicken tikka, some chops, dry meat, rice and a roti. AND A MASSIVE FUCKING WANK.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:30, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
you fat cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:31, Reply)
I ate nothing at all yesterday after breakfast.
Unless you count small nuggets of cocaine trickling down my throat as food, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:32, Reply)
good man
time for me to go and view a room for rent

then eat a pie.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:37, Reply)
Do they allow that sort of thing in there?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:31, Reply)
why do you think Monty and Al love the place so much?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:32, Reply)
I think you have to bring your own prayer sheets

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:32, Reply)
It's known in most restaurants as
Cucumber raita.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:33, Reply)
I'd rather eat jizz
cucumber is fucking rank
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:34, Reply)
So you are saying you would rather chugg-down Montys baby-gravy
That have a bit of cucumber?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:35, Reply)
I really dislike cucumber

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:36, Reply)
I've been going there for about 15 years.
They turn a blind eye to my antics*.


*'turning' my 'blind eye' skywards and making it cry tears of man-milk.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:33, Reply)
Maybe it's because you jizzed in it.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:34, Reply)
Poor old pink-eyed waiter.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:36, Reply)
they turn a blind eye?
I thought going blind from this sort of behaviour was a myth!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 18:34, Reply)

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