I am still at fucking work
and am now contemplating doing a cheeky line off my desk.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 19:08, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Cheeky lines are the best.

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 19:10, Reply)

No, 'fucking massive hangman's rope lines' are better.
They can also be cheeky though, I suppose.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 19:12, Reply)

It's cheeky when imbibed in a place that you really shouldn't be snorting.

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 19:13, Reply)

I am filled with cheeky goodness now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 19:14, Reply)

Sometimes I bloody miss that stuff.

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 19:15, Reply)

It is the bane of my life
for I do love it so...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 19:21, Reply)

I had my moments with Charlie.
Better to move forward than try and re-live my past.
( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 19:27, Reply)

My 'moment with charlie'
began in about 1992 and shows no sign of abating :(
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 19:32, Reply)

One day you will have had enough.

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 19:35, Reply)

...or die.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 19:40, Reply)

Nah! you'll die of old age while mid coitus.

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 19:42, Reply)

I feel the same about tea and caramel digestives.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 19:30, Reply)

I nearly got killed by a dealer on Saturday, true story.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 19:10, Reply)

How did you manage this, young master Barrold?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 19:12, Reply)

At half time during the match on Saturday I got another gram off one of the main Fulham dealers, a reet scary bastard.
Didn't pay him, he just said to sort him out later when we were all going to meet up in a certain pub after the game. Checked the wrap in the toilets and there was roughly half a g in there, so when I met him later I told him and said I wasn't paying. He said fair enough, he didn't tell me that it was some daft strong gear but only half a gram. When I gave him the wrap back I gave him an empty one that I'd already got through. He went mental saying I was trying to have him over, and because I was also ketamine'd upto my eyeballs I was in no state to argue. I was surrounded in an alley by three of them and managed to find said gear and give it back eventually. We all laughed (thank fuck), bought each other a few drinks and forgot about it in the end.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 19:24, Reply)

sounds scary

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 19:26, Reply)

I'm good mates with one of them!
He wasn't the angry one, he saved my bacon in all honesty. I've got stuff a million times off them before so I think they knew I was only being a daft cunt because I was on another planet.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 19:33, Reply)

Oops

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 19:31, Reply)

We had a crap dealer.
We'd invite him to our parties and then he'd get off his face on E's and give us stuff for free.
( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 19:34, Reply)

When I knocked stuff out I had a lot of people tell me "you know I've never paid for anything off you".
I didn't last long.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 19:35, Reply)

There was a fucking tool at my university
who was in business purely to be 'cool', it seemed. I am certain he operated at a loss, which was fine by me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 19:36, Reply)

This guy just liked us I think.
Mind you he did look a bit pissed off every Monday morning when he'd come down and realised what he'd done.......again.
( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 19:38, Reply)

Did you like that psychonauts mix?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 19:50, Reply)

I did yes.
I played it on Sunday while I plodded through a pile of Ironing.
( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 19:52, Reply)

It inspired me to go on to Discogs and buy yet more Mo Wax records.
I'm looking for a DJing partner and a venue in which to air those dusty old classics. My highlights of that mix are that Lamb track into the Amalgamation of Sounds, the mix from What is Soul into Mutual Slump, Bear Witness into Meiso and that Bjork track.

A super mix all round.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 19:58, Reply)

I have a load of Mo Wax records.
They're quite collectible nowadays, I think.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 19:59, Reply)

Very.
What ones have you got?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 20:02, Reply)

Most of the earliest releases, I reckon.
Casting my creaking mind back, I think my favourite was by Le Funk Mob.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 20:07, Reply)

Ravers Suck Our Sound
And all that. I like RPM from the early Mo Wax days.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 20:25, Reply)

I'll have another listen this weekend : )

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 19:59, Reply)