No wonder you've been beating people off with a shitty stick recently with skills like that.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 22:58, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

My custard buying skills are good, it's true
I know where the best stuff is *taps nose*
(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 22:59, Reply)

You know what I mean
I like crumble.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:01, Reply)

Me too
I make a damnfine crumble. Not that it's particularly hard or owt.
(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:01, Reply)

What else do you make?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:03, Reply)

Are we talking just puddings here?
Either way, lots of stuff. I'm fairly sure BGB, Noel or Amberl will vouch for me here when I say I make some pretty damn good cake. Carrot cake and brownies being my two specialities.
Savoury stuff/actual food... well, I make lots of that too. Lots of soup.
(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:06, Reply)

I love carrot cake
And lemon drizzle cake.

But carrot cake is my favourite!

You should post some pictures of your cakes and puddings.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:09, Reply)

Come to the bristol bash and I might bring you some :P

(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:10, Reply)

Pictures will be fine thanks.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:12, Reply)

Lame
it really is very nice cake. Better even than waitrose and M&S carrot cake.
(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:13, Reply)

how much icing will there be?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:15, Reply)

How much do you want?
Personally I think too much is sickly - I only ice the top, I don't cut it in half and ice the middle, too.
(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:17, Reply)

I expect both the top and middle to be iced
But if you are only going to ice one bit, surely it makes more sense to ice the middle, thus making handling of said cake easier?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:18, Reply)

But it involves extra faff
slicing the middle and icing it, when you can just ice the top. The icing is good too (obviously) but I like to be able to taste the cake.
(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:22, Reply)

How much extra faff is there in slicing a cake down the middle?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:24, Reply)

When you make it
you can decide how it's done. Until then, be grateful for the offer of very tasty cake from a pretty young lady :P
(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:25, Reply)

BERK WINS... FATALITY!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:28, Reply)

That's as maybe
But if doesn't have icing in the middle, I'm not interested.

*Stomps feet and gets a bit sulky*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:31, Reply)

I'm sure I can manage that
I still feel underappreciated though *pouts*
(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:36, Reply)

No wonder you have had problem with your
personal life recently.

Pretty young lady, cake, pouts and icing.

I await the photos.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:41, Reply)

This sounds all kinds of wrong
And if it were true, I really would be beating them off with a shitty stick. Or an icing covered one, possibly.
(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:43, Reply)

I'll reply at the bottom of the thread.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:44, Reply)